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Wow, who knew I could wear this to a Formal event ???

Right ? and all it really takes is a single dysfunctional Troll to spice things up.... Rocky is truly the Bozo of Boytoy. The only thing that would be more fun is eatting some Ass.....

THIS is how her stories start out !

I hope she has a story about a "star wrestler" she picked up at the Y, who couldnt wait to "service her ?

Well, I hope she enjoys her imaginary trip, and takes lots of EXTRA-ordinary photos to impress us with....

HE is the gift that keeps on giving.... And I thought he was another crazy Jew... Boy was I wrong; he's soooo much more..... And can you really Blame him for being Drunk ?

I am certain Miss Rock&Troll will be lurking amongst us during her fantasy trip "abroad".... I hope she has her trusty typewriter with her, so she can bang out some new episodes of her memoir "Troll Time".....?

NOTE: wasn't it refreshing to see that Rocky actually embraced the practice of Ordinary people and included "brain-dead gifs" in his latest Fantasy opus "I had sex at the gym before my fabulous trip to Europe"....(I bet you are all so jealous of ME? I WANT you all to be jealous of ME) See, the guy has a soft side, and is just like the rest of us !

Chapter 2: " My Overseas Cockpit Adventures".... and "This Stall is "Occupied" Chapter 3: The Boy in the Metro Chapter 4: My business Meeting was MORE than Lunch... Chapter 5: The Guy from Intl Grindr.... Chapter 6: My European Quest to find love.... Chapter 7: My Moment of TRUTH, there's noone else here, Never was !

I taken the liberty of a Re-write on Rocky's amusing little gym fantasy: "Leaving for Europe tomorrow so not enough time to talk about the fun I had with a mighty-fine Black guy at my gym today. I love when a hot, naked, D.J. Augustin type steps into my shower stall to give me a blowjob and a washdown. What a great gift the day before travel." "I love it when a hot, naked, D.J. Augustin type steps into my shower, and fucks my OLD, saggy wrinkled ass. Too bad my well is dried up and I cant orgasm, but he did a stellar job"....... You know THIS is just in my MIND, right ?

Hey Rippon, THIS is how you do IT !

Rocky may "think" he has everyone here fooled ( actually he has fooled 1 or 2) but I suggest some reading material for his long flight overseas because for most of us, the ruse isnt working....

I will have to willingly admit that Rocklard always had a talent for fabrication and grandstanding, which he displays so brilliantly in the little "fantasy" he provided us with here, straight out of a romance novel or gay porn video.. Like another egotistic, braggadocious blowhard, TRUMP, Rocky will always try to make his life seem so much more FABU and BIGGER than that of all us other ordinary people , while he is actually sitting whithered and alone in his 4 wall hovel , windows covered in black plastic garbage bags, "dreaming" of having the life he tries to project he has.... Typical psychotic behavior of an outcast. I am so blessed my "stents" are doing well and I get to live another day to be AMUSED by the ravings of a mad man with Very low self esteem.... Have a safe trip, we wouldnt want "anything" to happen to you ! Cant wait to hear about all your fabulous "triumphs" and "conquests" upon your return. I'll save up my belly laughs.

I'm not an older Gay man....I'm a bitchy cunt, and am entitled to my opinion of the annoying media whore who doesnt really represent a great example for the gay community, regardless of his Olympic achievement. BTW, Rippon is not "gay youth", he's an Adult, and I guess you have never seen me "attack".... It's quite different.!

When your public persona is focused on presenting yourself as a cartoon character, you cant blame people for judging you by what you present them with, especially when its so extreme. .

Media whore Rippon will grace Andy Cohen with an appearance on Watch What Happens Live (Bravo) tomorrow night. Should be riveting TV ?

Perhaps his spotlight seeking harness was a nod to his Gay Porn "future" ? I mean, there's always room for another flaming power bottom, Right ?

Due to the lack of anything intelligent ever coming from your mouth, perhaps you should adopt this practice ?

Word on Gay street is that she is positioning herself for a career in Hollywood.... Oh GOD, please NO !

The Charm of Chalumet.....

Thank God @RA1 didnt liken it to a shitting contest... I just aint down with the scat (although I woulda found a few pics to post nonetheless)

Her brows and lashes were on fleek... Clearly, she wanted ALL eyes on her ! And she seems to have achieved that. Now she and Davey Wavey should collaborate and take their act on the road ......

I'll never overlook an opportunity !