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  1. That's NOT a funny story, it's the story of a forgetful OLD person. Sadly, I have a new one of those every day, since I am realizing that either MY memory is fading or a have a really short attention span... I think its the former.... I've started to leave myself little "post-it" notes. And damn Lucky, you are retired, right ? And you dont have time to MAKE a bunch of devilled eggs ? Dont be so lazy !
  2. THIS is how I envision it...... (of course it helps if HE has beautiful pecs to diddle with while you Suck)
  3. Then you must REALLY love devilled eggs ? Otherwise, if it were me, I wouldnt show my face at a event where my participation was shunned and my presence Banned. I know you will say that you had "friends" attending with whom you wanted to mingle, but for ME personally that wouldnt be a good enough reason. Mama always told me "dont force yourself into places you are not welcome by people that dont want you there? So I suspect there was more to the reasoning behind your attendance ? And you and I have enough experience together for me to know you love to "stir a pot". And the PS event is a mighty BIG pot ! And I LOVE a good story....
  4. For anyone who cares, the new royal baby has cometh.... Princess Kate and Prince William welcomed an 8lb 7oz baby boy. They already have a son and daughter. The brits eat this shit up, but personally, i am more excited about the new upcoming bi-racial Princess Megan (or whatever the hell her title will be) I would just spend All my time in the royal closet trying on the family jewels.....
  5. And there's more PS 2019 news on the home front. Hooker duo Tyler&Ace have announced they will be attending in 2019, and the reaction of the masses is like a bunch of smitten schoolgirls who will get to see their heartthrob idols in concert..... In fact ALL the posted comments about the event so far have pretty much been like that....Its like that group of guys has never had Sex.....and they are now "kids in the PS candy store "..... MAN UP guys.. actting like pre-pubescent scoolgirls getting ready for the Big School Dance is not an attractive OR manly look !
  6. What would make for a more interesting and noteworthy story Lucky is whether YOU had the opportunity to "schmooze" with Daddy and get back in his good graces so he ALLOWS you back on his site ? Or was HE just stuffing his face with the free shrimp and NOT drinking enuf for that to happen ?
  7. Damn lat, you have one fucking job to do...the rules are the rules. Like I said, just do it !
  8. I'm all about steroeotypes. LIFE is all about stereotypes... but we are blessed that there is someone like you out there policing and pointing out OUR transgressions. You ARE a person I am sure has never once in his lifetime stereotyped anyone ? God Bless ! I am damn sure those gaythailand guys would be looking for a bao bun at the Cracker Barrel.... And a BIG thank you for enlightening me on the origins of dim sum.... You know how us stupid jew guys are....we just lump everything together as "chinese food" ...at least that;s what my parents called it when they took us out for it every Sunday night !
  9. Sure we would, when I come up for air !
  10. I wasnt aware that Cracker Barrel served Dim Sum ?
  11. Yes, and be reminded that Daddy WONT be in attendance (he only attends every OTHER year supposedly).... I WOULD attend, but I have to wash my hair that weekend !
  12. Like everything else presented on these websites, its being dissected and overthought... Just SUCK the fucking cock !
  13. O please !...I am sure you can find a Cracker Barrel to hold your fancy dinner at ?
  14. "Orally servicing well-built, muscular guys with thick bananas was considered a sign of bravery if you were a soldier in ancient Rome. And the larger the man’s sausage, the manlier you were viewed." I make a motion to bring back THIS tradition in America... It would be the thing that totally makes America GREAT again ! (except, can we please have a SPIT bucket ?) inRe
  15. Love the blog, which proves to me that EVERY male in Brazil is a hooker......
  16. It's kinda easy to pull-off a flawless dinner party when you have unlimited and endless resources.. It doesnt impress me, nor does her "feigned" interest in her role as First Lady. She's simply keeping the peace so she can continue to lead her luxe and lavish life.. Admiration is NOT something this "bitch" has earned from ME ! (although a few other STRONG emotions come to mind)
  17. You should warn me before making comments like THAT, so I have time to take my heart-meds First ! Some people are just DEAD to me (but I will be watching her on Dancing with the Stars Athletes)
  18. Well there's no denying the fact that the site is incredibly "vacant" despite obvious member traffic. People are passing thru, but noone brings anything to the table. Its more like a museum where everyone is just "viewing" the works of art. I suppose it takes a person like Rocky who shows up, bends the truth to the point of breaking it that inspires some people to "use their voices"....? Whatever it takes, its better than "watching the paint dry" !
  19. Maybe Rockhard is right, HE is our savior ? Although I still despise him, I probably owe HIM an apology ?
  20. We all have our own passions and priorities, and its nice that we get to share our here with like-minded men. I hate packing, flying and sleeping in strange beds, and the hassels of flying these days has made me give up travel.... I did it extensively years ago, so dont miss it now, but I NEVER travelled for sex. The sex happened organically if at all.... And I also never picked a destination based on it's "available boy" quotient... Of course, it's always a nice bonus (boner) to share some "special" time with someone attractive, but paying for sex was never a big hobby of mine, so if I got it for Free, I considered myself Lucky. These days, Grandma likes to stay close to home and find her boys at sex clubs or just in public... It works for me and my IRA thanks me. I dont feel I am missing "anything"... I dont even own a cell phone (well I do, but it's a pay-as-you-go flip phone) mostly used when i am driving.
  21. I'll believe it when I see it. It wasnt even possible to pull off dinner in NYC.... I'll be happy with a meal on wheels type program..."cocks on wheels" where the boys come to MY house, and I dont have to do anything but shower and Febreeze.... Boys on SKATES welcum...
  22. Daddy's 2nd Love - Cooking and EATTING... Thanks to ALL the members supporting his LOVES
  23. Was happy to read today that Daddy apparently netted enough money at the event to go Grocery shopping at home, and picked up a dozen eggs and a chicken and was busy making himself chicken/egg salad.... I am glad the event has a REAL purpose.
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