Suckrates

Open ANYONES closet, and you are bound to find a skeleton or 2 in it !

From One Old Fart to Another.......Happy Birthday, xoxoxox Grandma I Tried to find a Boy to cum over and Feed you Cake, but they were ALL busy getting ready for some upcoming Gay event in Palm springs !

I prefer keeping my "servers" Local.....

But sometimes you dont want to/ or cant travel around the world to get it, you want it in your own backyard ! So When's the Boy-B-Q ???

The World is coming to an End....It's so hard to find a piece of Ass...

I never do the pickin unless I see their "dickin".....

You're so lucky, you can wear those flowy gauzy caftans and strappy sandals and dine al fresco... BITCH !

Well, it may be cold outside tarte, but you can think spring inside. It's like everything else, all in your perspective. I am wearing my damn pastels and open toe sandals... no matter what !

It's just in our DNA,

That's the Spirit...

Take off those parkas and boots, and put on your flip-flops and shorts. It's Spring, and time for a fling....Let's enjoy the rebirth of all things Beautiful. SPRING !

Jim Carey pays tribute to White House mouthpiece and master liar Sarah Fuckabee Sanders.... with his uncanny portrait.

WAKE UP America

Teflon don seems to get away with anything. His base is solid and doesnt care, and the rest of us Americans are weary and pessimistic about ANYTHING taking this man down. He and his family should have been GONE long ago, yet they weather EVERYTHING that would destroy an average man. WHY is our govt afraid to touch him ? He is doing nothing for america except creating a daily "Headline".... Maybe that's simply his goal, to be the Worlds most talked about person. ? Certainly would be consistent with his ego and narcissism..