Suckrates

I was determined to get "Laid" for New Years.... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ! Happy 2018 And now, I'm gonna wipe down my vinyl chairs (My Depends leaked), and hit the sack..... Tomorrows a NEW day, Scarlett.....

I wear leather pants all the time in winter. Great for the elements, wipe clean and warm. And they make this old man look kinda sexy... Dont forget, the right footwear is mandatory... NO velcro sneakers.....(not even in Black)

"SHOOT for the Sky"

You Only get ONE CHANCE to make a first Impression....

A SMILE will take you far.....

Always remember, if you feel alone , DADDY and his $300 is there for you !

FREE yourself of your inhibitions & limitations....

Remember AGE is just a number, but Everyone is SUING these days, so proceed with caution....

Make THIS the year YOU become a Legend !

Try giving up MEAT for a day... (Grandma tried, and FAILED)

Live EVERY day lie its your Last.....

Dont be afraid to Try something NEW

Always make Time to "Taste the Rainbow"

Be more Confident, and share your gifts with others....

Trim the Fat....Get rid of Dead weight !

Kill 2 Birds with one Stone. Sex & Workout together

BYE 2017......2018, Here I CUM !

It's the thing that will MAKE them famous !

In 2018, we'll Party like it's 1999 (especially IF Trump is GONE)

But 40 years later it will be a sexual Harrassment claim !

FLAWLESS.... Sculpted, Chiselled, Square Jaw, Blue Eyes, Luscious Lips, perfect Nose, Nibbly Ears.... If I had to criticize something, it would be the dated Caesar haircut (even Eminem got rid of it).... AND, it looks like his body is "bangin" too ! COME TO GRANDMA, BABY......

To ALL the Boytoys , their Admirers, AND friends I have met along the way here...... Love, Health, Hope, Peace - Sucky / Grandma