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Suckrates last won the day on December 30 2025

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  • Birthday 10/29/1951

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  1. AS INTENDED !
  2. Excuse me, I'm sorry...maybe its just me, but I live by the Golden Rule....... 😁 Furthermore, IF I spent over $2000 on a DOLL, it aint living under my bed...... Its IN my bed ! 👍
  3. More MURDER from the Trump administration, as ICE agent shoots and kills a 37 yo woman, an American citizen in the streets on Minnesota...... Cosplay Bimbo Kristi Noem, in a cowboy hat, called it self defense, and Domestic terrorism..... Murder on the high seas, MURDER in Minneapolis. Damn we are getting mighty close to FIFTH AVE. So question now is, "will Americans CARE" ? If killing civilians becomes normalized and accepted, which is what Trump is aiming for, Our America no longer exists.
  4. Str8 men have been having sex with DOLLS for centuries, and noone has a problem with that. Why should it be that if a gay man dos it, it's perverse ? What happened to "whatever turns you on " ?
  5. You are all missing the element of imagination, fantasy and illusion..... And lets face it, for many of us, a good "fantasy" might be better than nothing, because REAL sex doesnt cum around that often in your 70's, UNLESS you are paying for it, and many retired and on fixed incomes just cant afford "Boys" anymore...... A one time cost for ongoing and forever pleasure seems a GREAT option to me.... If I find a muscular latino model with 10 thick uncut inches and bull balls, I just might dip into my IRA.? And then I can get rid of my "Swan" body pillow, and replace with my silicone lover. Imagination, fantasy and Illusion.
  6. Usually, when I just "wake up" I ATTEMPT to jerk off, not post musings of some Old Queens on a gay website..... You are so much more EVOLVED than I. 😏
  7. Great Retirement gift to give yourself......Nothing like a faithful companion in your golden Years, that stays HARD and gets the job done. AND, you dont have to TIP him ! .
  8. Vin, I think you may be under the influence of 1 too many of your signature Gin drinks ? 🤔
  9. If you clicked on the link Uni provided, each body part has options, and you can order as many options as you desire.... The only issue I had was the skin color, which didnt really offer diversity. I would have liked a more "pigmented" option..... BUT, I would make do if the cock was nice and juicy. I have 2 dildos, a bunch of cock rings, but when I turned 70, I got rid of my "leather" collection. I didnt want to be one of those pathetic looking, wrinkled "leather daddies" with a sagging ass in leather jockstrap.... I'll leave that for the "youngins"..... Even though it may be painful, you have to "embrace" your mirror, and live in Reality.... Some things just aint CUTE or hot anymore ! 😢
  10. Trump has ushered in the Golden Age of the MAFIA PRESIDENCY....... Dont be surprised if you find a "horse head" in your bed.....
  11. YES, absolutely would be interested..... At my age, I have no desire to leave my house for "cruising" like I did back in the days, and looked forward to. These days I prefer just hangin at home, and basically, I am just an ORAL bitch anyway. so as long as my mouth is full, i am happy..... Easy, convenient, and serves the purpose.... And I am not a "small talk" kinda girl, so the silence would be welcome. And NO time limitations. And NO cost other than the initial investment. These sex dolls are the PERFCT companion for us Old, lazy bitches. The only PROBLEM is" ,when I Die, the person that has to "deal with it" might be a bit shocked and have an issue ?
  12. Sometimes, getting FUCKED just aint what you thought it would be..... Just ask Venezuela, and Columbia and Cuba, who are waiting in the wings. But with all that Venezuelan OIL, "lubrication" wont be a problem ! It'll be a nice, SMOOTH fuck.......
  13. THIS thread is certifiably ridiculous, and a waste of everyones time and brain cells. I'm sending over a "cheesecake" to SETTLE the matter. It WORKED for the Golden Girls ! Eat up, bitches ......... be careful NOT to choke.
  14. Little Petey is too busy for you these days, invading sovereign countries and stealing their riches for his "daddy" Donnie...... He's liiving his best G.I. Joe life, and if he wants a 3-way, they invite Little Marco over..... The reason Stephen Miller is so ANGRY is because he never gets invited to join in the circle jerk. He's always hoped that Petey would "torpedo" his pink Nazi rosebud, but Petey is Donnies boy, PERIOD ! Its all so sick and sordid.
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