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  • Birthday 10/29/1951

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  1. First let me say that this post is prompted by my Trump fatigue and disgust with the media, who doesnt allow me to escape Trump for a second unless I turn off my TV. I WILL do that, but in conjuction with finding something else to occupy my time, and have a little fun.... At 75 its kinda difficult to run around like a "youngin", so I put my 2 faves together, sex and staying home, and came up with SEX TOYS... which has been discussed here many times. More specifically, has anyone EVER purchased one of those semi realistic silicon MALE torso's. The kind that comes with bulging pecs and pointed nips, sculpted abs, Big movable penis, plump low balls, and a bubble butt with functional butthole...? The ones we have discussed before were actual male likenesses selling for between $2000 - 5000. thats too much of an investment. The item I am considering is around $200, weighs 37 lbs, and is 26" Tall.... Yeah its missing the head arms and feet, but thats where my imagination will kick in. As well as for taste, smell and sound..... I will imagine a deep latin voice. However it has enough basic essential features for me to "fiddle and diddle" with, and seems perfect for a "submissive service girl" like me ? And of course it comes in diff skin tones... I forgot to mention the cock is 8.5 inches, good for me to suck, and also "practice" bottoming if the mood ever strikes me.....,which it hasnt in 50 years, but maybe I will have my Golden Girls moment, take it up the booty, and then have a slice of "cheesecake " ? It seems like a silly purchase, which I can also easily get bored with, but $200 is a small investment, less than 1 hr with an escort that will leave after afterwards..,, I am trying to find a "negative" with this purchase, so a, asking if anyone has ANY experience and what YOIUR review is ? The only drawback is for the embarrassment the person who FINDS it after I die..... WWho knows, maybe they will LIKE it ? I thank you for your attention to this matter Donald J Trump 🤣 (No, really Sucky)
  2. The U.S. sucks in many respects, especially in the neglect of its elderly..... These other countries would be GREAT, but its very difficult of SENIORS to pick up their lives and relocate at this stage of life.... They have established relationships with family, friends and DOCTORS that need to be maintained.... Unfortunately for many, relocation is NOT an option.... It wouldnt be for ME.
  3. The FINAL line says it all "You cant keep Ending Wars if you dont START new ones".... Is this Trumps Legacy plan ?
  4. He has a GREAT future as a porn star. I'd buy his vids and subscribe to his Only Fans. I'm sure he is uncut, a + for me, but I'd love a sneak peek of the "goods"....😍 Somehow his look reminds me of Luigi Mangione......👍
  5. A "quickie" that packs a punch ! Put a smile on my face AND in my pants .....
  6. How many times do these fu*kin MAGATS have to be shown and told what MORONS and LOSERS they are ?
  7. I'll try to do Better !
  8. Well, I can kinda get behind THAT if they offer FREE Penis Enlargement surgery to EVERY American male 😍
  9. I LOVE looking at boy "bulges", whether they point up, down or sideways.....Enjoy !
  10. Something for Everyone..... (hope you like Pineapple ?)
  11. Trump scores another Sycophant STOOGE ....... Kevin Warsh confirmed as New Fed chair...... What Trump wants, Trump GETS..... Granting Trumps "wishes" starts TODAY ! Congrats Kevin, and Dictator Trump !!!!! "I hearby pledge to grant EVERY WISH Dictator Trump makes"
  12. Once again, there is nothing illegal about admiring beautiful young men. Noone is suggesting you do anything but LOOK and admire ! ( and perhaps have a Fantasy or 4). Let's NOT make it something its NOT, and draw the wrong type of attention to it, please... 👍
  13. WHY is Trump really in China ? And elevating his moronic, loser son Eric on the World stage. ? What is the financial connection between Eric and China ? Crypto ? Chips ? What other schemes is Trump negotiating ? 1) to help negotiate Peace in Iran 2) to beg Xi for HELP 3) to lobby Xi to help himself and his moron sons enrich themselves by selling out America in some way My vote is for #3, since Trump has already told Americans he doesnt give a moment of thought to their financial PAIN.... I have a fantasy of Trump flying on a Boeing aircraft that is having "mechanical difficulties"...... ✈️ PS lets not also forget Trump is on the verge of a 10 Billion $ payday from suing the IRS over mishandling of his taxes.... Trump is fleecing Americans in every way and direction that he can.....
  14. I think the delicious boy in RED says he is 15 years old, but OMG, he is "bulging" like a MAN.....
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