Suckrates

Usually, when I just "wake up" I ATTEMPT to jerk off, not post musings of some Old Queens on a gay website..... You are so much more EVOLVED than I. 😏

Great Retirement gift to give yourself......Nothing like a faithful companion in your golden Years, that stays HARD and gets the job done. AND, you dont have to TIP him ! .

Vin, I think you may be under the influence of 1 too many of your signature Gin drinks ? 🤔

If you clicked on the link Uni provided, each body part has options, and you can order as many options as you desire.... The only issue I had was the skin color, which didnt really offer diversity. I would have liked a more "pigmented" option..... BUT, I would make do if the cock was nice and juicy. I have 2 dildos, a bunch of cock rings, but when I turned 70, I got rid of my "leather" collection. I didnt want to be one of those pathetic looking, wrinkled "leather daddies" with a sagging ass in leather jockstrap.... I'll leave that for the "youngins"..... Even though it may be painful, you have to "embrace" your mirror, and live in Reality.... Some things just aint CUTE or hot anymore ! 😢

Trump has ushered in the Golden Age of the MAFIA PRESIDENCY....... Dont be surprised if you find a "horse head" in your bed.....

YES, absolutely would be interested..... At my age, I have no desire to leave my house for "cruising" like I did back in the days, and looked forward to. These days I prefer just hangin at home, and basically, I am just an ORAL bitch anyway. so as long as my mouth is full, i am happy..... Easy, convenient, and serves the purpose.... And I am not a "small talk" kinda girl, so the silence would be welcome. And NO time limitations. And NO cost other than the initial investment. These sex dolls are the PERFCT companion for us Old, lazy bitches. The only PROBLEM is" ,when I Die, the person that has to "deal with it" might be a bit shocked and have an issue ?

Sometimes, getting FUCKED just aint what you thought it would be..... Just ask Venezuela, and Columbia and Cuba, who are waiting in the wings. But with all that Venezuelan OIL, "lubrication" wont be a problem ! It'll be a nice, SMOOTH fuck.......

THIS thread is certifiably ridiculous, and a waste of everyones time and brain cells. I'm sending over a "cheesecake" to SETTLE the matter. It WORKED for the Golden Girls ! Eat up, bitches ......... be careful NOT to choke.

Little Petey is too busy for you these days, invading sovereign countries and stealing their riches for his "daddy" Donnie...... He's liiving his best G.I. Joe life, and if he wants a 3-way, they invite Little Marco over..... The reason Stephen Miller is so ANGRY is because he never gets invited to join in the circle jerk. He's always hoped that Petey would "torpedo" his pink Nazi rosebud, but Petey is Donnies boy, PERIOD ! Its all so sick and sordid.

Nah, no shave for Mamdaddy.... I like his boyish smile WITH his "bearish" masculinity...... And in my mind, he has monster Muslim tubesteak !

Trump is really "feelin himself" now, after kidnapping Maduro... He tossin out threats to other Western countries and acting all "lethal warrior"..... He now believes he is the master of World order, and I see no stoppage, UNLESS someone STOPS him. Congress is impotent, SCOTUS court is complicit, media is neutered, and according to Trump, MAGA "loves" everything he is doing. While Trumps billionaire oil execs cheer, the stock market soars, how are ordinary Americans benefitting ? Rubio has beef with Cuba..... will they be the next country pillaged ?

@stevenkesslar, hey Sis, your boy has a new addition...... Want a MOUSTACHE ride ?

My God, this ongoing "beef" between Olddaddy and GayB is like listening to 2 old relics in a nursing home fighting over the last jello cup ! Isn't it silly ? 🤔

I forsee in the near future Trump "abolishing" Congress, since they now serve absolutely NO purpose, other than taking up space, and being sent on "vacation" to avoid having to work. Trump shows them NO respect, and bypasses every rule and law that requires Congress approval... So why have them at all ? And if congress continues on the same path it is on, I tend to agree.... If they cant be a check & balance...FUCK OFF. Buh-bye Congress.....