Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that a man whose name means "anal discharge" almost won the Iowa straw poll?
Seriously, if anal discharge is the best that the GOP can come up with Obama has won.
Because, honestly, I think that if most Americans are asked if they prefer anal discharge or Obama, they'll vote for Obama.
That said, part of me would love my country to be run by someone named "President Anal Discharge"