6. Accidentally get a girl pregnant.
7. Admit they hate Lady Ga Ga.
8. Wear white shoes after Labor Day.
9. Convince your female friends their boyfriends are douchebags.
10. Become King Of The Seven Kingdoms and sit on the Iron Throne.
Have you read that there is a huge movement among the fans of One Direction to free the Boston Marathon bombing suspect because they are convinced he's innocent because he's cute and looks like a member of One Direction?
They have them there so that if someone tries to hurt one of the masseses they have evidence to go to the cops with. In Spain the brothels tell you that there is CCTV in the rooms for just that reason. They also tell you that the footage is deleted at the end of the night if there are no police worthy incidences.