I think I'm more cynical than most. But I also use sarcasm as a defense mechanism.
I'm sorta weird though in that I greatly prefer men sexually but greatly prefer women emotionally.
So, I rarely get caught up in the "love" illusion with guys. I do tend to get emotionally attached to girls, but unfortuantly they don't even come close to getting me off as much as guys do.
What I need is a girl to make out with who will keep her panties on and a guy to go down on while she goes shopping.