Ok.
Most escorts are awesome, I think we all can agree on that. But no system is perfect and I'm sure we've all had our share of experiences that went sour.
What's your worst escort experience?
Mine was about 10 years ago. French guy who didn't have his dick in his pictures - which should have been a giveaway.
When he turned up he had what I can only call "micro penis." And, to make matters worse, he had trouble maintaining a woodie - which would have been fine if I had any desire to top, but I'm a pure bottom, so what the hell am I supposed to do with a tiny limp dick.
It was the first and last time I didn't tip the dude and he bitched at me when he was leaving that because I didn't tip him he'd never see me again.