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The next day another guy comes up and says "Hey, I've got an act for you." The talent agent says "What do you do?" The guy says, "My wife comes out and sings opera. My kids come out and juggle. Then I play bach on the piano." "Thank god," the talent agent said. "I was starting to get a little scared of family acts. What do you call your group?" "The cock sucking grandma raping motherfuckers," the man responds.

GOP takes the house, the Dems keep the Senate but that asshole liberman becomes a swing vote available to the highest bidder.

I like firefox and am going to avoid chrome for the same reason I avoid gmail - google is already able to stockpile enough information about me just from my searches. I don't want to hand them over even more free information.

So, yeah it is expensive compared to what you are used to. Where do you live? I haven't paid two bucks for a beer in years - we always brag about how cheap it is when we go to spain and can get a pint for three euros!

I also should have said four 33 centiliter bottles of Carlsburg, not 33 ounce!

In France if you order a pint they legally have to give you a minimum of 50 centiliters (roughly 16 ounces) of beer. There is actually a line on the glass showing where the 50 cl mark it, although most bars fill the glass up somewhat higher than the 50 cl mark.

Queen made what were essentially rip offs of Andrew Loyd Weber show tunes and tried to convince the world that it was rock and roll. Meanwhile, Hall & Oates tried to convince the world that white people had soul - and failed.

Five or six euros is pretty standard for a pint of beer in Southern France. I actually pay less than that overall because the bar owner is a good friend of mine and I do some marketing work for the bar and/or help him bust heads whenever an 18 or 19 year old dude thinks that sticking his hand down the blouse of a random girl he's just met is a proper courting method. So, on a lot of nights he gives me the "staff rate" of four euros a pint and/or four 33 ounce Carlsbergs for 12 euros, (as opposed to the regular price of 4.5 euros per Carlsberg.) My one bedroom apartment is 60 square meters in the best neighborhood in town.

Cat Stevens playing for the first time in public was pretty amazing and the fact that he played with Ozzy Ozbourne is fucking blowing my mind.

My efforts to join Matrix in the Sandbox so he feels less lonely are all in vain. Sigh.

The whole thing makes me want to get a lady bug costume to wear to a Halloween party tonight.

So, this guy goes up to a talent agent and says "I got a great new act for you." The talent agent says "What kind of act?" The dude says "It's a family act." The talent agent says "Nobody likes family acts. They are all cutesy and shit." The dude says "But this is different." The talent agent says "OK, how is it different?" The dude says "Ok, my wife and I come out and I order her to lie on the floor, then I unzip and piss in her mouth. Meanwhile, my little boy, Matrix comes out and starts fingering my ass. That's when we start projecting movies behind us dedicated to the great and powerful Oz. On the film you see A-Rod and several other Yankee players sitting on the toilet getting blumkins from rent boys - but here's what makes it really cool, the escorts are dead! Next up my wife gets up covered in my piss - and you should know I feed her a lot of laxatives about an hour before the show - and starts taking this massive shit across the stage. Like more shit than could fill a Sand Box. At this point my zipper zone is getting a little into everything, if you know what I mean so I stick one finger up in the air and my grandma comes out and starts sucking my cock - while I puke into the giant river of shit. That's when my other two boys Lookin and Lurker come out and start swimming in the vomit and shit. Finally my nephew comes on stage and and I cut out his eyeball with a fish knife, use the eye ball as lube and start fucking his eye socket while screaming "Look who's cock eyed now!" Then, we all take a bow." "Wow," the talent agent says. "That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?" "The Aristocrats," the man replies.

Often if you call up and complain about those types of fees they'll remove them.

Matrix, I liked you until your last comment - because I sense that you like stirring up shit as much as I do. But... I can't respect anyone who listens to Queen or Hall & Oates. Both groups are signs that there is no benevolent god.

If I start a thread in the main forum about Yankees players getting blumpkins from dead male escorts will it get pushed into The Sandbox? I'm not taking this as a personal challenge to be the first person other than Matrix to get bumped here!

You can watch it live on http://www.thedailyshow.com/ Let's all be reasonable today!

I've decided I'm going to think of everything in terms of beer prices now. For example at my local pub it costs six euros a pint. My rent is 600 euros a month - 100 pints!!!

Lady Ga Ga sings like a dead canary, farts cyanide and smells like doody! And she is the most boringly dressed woman in the world!

We need to be much more offensive to get knocked over to the shit can forum. Scat! Bareback! Rohypnol sex! Enema chugging! Blood play! NAMBLA! Lady Ga Ga has no talent!!! Wearing white socks with sandals! Tell me when I'm getting close!

Matrix is all upset over this. Meanwhile I'm sitting here trying to dream up posts that would be so offensive that TY would have to move them to the shit can forum. I'd consider it an honor! Maybe a long involved post on drinking rent boy santorum out of a Christal challace? A link to Two Girls, One Cup? A pro stealthing post? A guide to Ambien sex? My true opinion, as a Mets fan, of the Yankees? What do I need to do to make it to the shit can forum?

I've never before seen a film marketed as "men with hiv having unprotected sex with other hiv positive men" before.

While I think she's crazy and don't agree with anything she says, I have to give Christine O'Donnell credit for taking her own advice and saving herself for marriage. As this link makes clear, she's an "everything but" girl. I'm so used to politicians telling people not to have sex even though they themselves are getting fucked silly, so one of them who actually "walks the walk" gets some respect in my book. http://gawker.com/5674353/i-had-a-one+night-stand-with-christine-odonnell?skyline=true&s=i

I didn't say the young girls were any good. Just easier.

Did you see the other article there? Treasure Island Media is going to start shooting gay bareback films with openly HIV positive actors. http://www.gayporntimes.com/hardnews/2010/10/27/fsc-responds-to-news-of-tim-poz-only-porn-film/

Yes, it's the same company. I cant' wait to see what they do next month to piss off the UK Advertising Standards council.