BiBottomBoy

When I moved into this apartment five years ago it took eight weeks to get the phone and Internet set up.

I've had a gram on my cock - but not a gram of poo. It made me high quicker but numbed my dick, so you take the good, you take the bad...

Did you see that Willow Palin was bitching and moaning about "faggots" on her Facebook after the last show? TMZ has the full logs of her entire homophobic rant.

There are some times that you need to leave your phone on after 1 a.m. One of my friends is bipolar and while it's only happened once, she did have a freak out and decide one night that she was Mary Magdeline. The cops took her to a mental hospital and as I was the only French number in her cell phone memory they needed to call me to come down, tell them who she actually was and talk to her parents. Also, I used to have a female friend in town who would sometimes get lost when she was drunk. Then, she'd call me, I'd ask her what businesses she could see and then guide her home safe with directions.

Ok, this is one of the most fucked up things I've seen any breeder do in a long time. A married couple is conducting an Internet poll to decide if the wife should have an abortion or if they should keep and raise the baby. If this isn't proof that heterosexuality and marriage may lead to an attack of the Asshole Virus, I'm not sure what is. http://www.birthornot.com/

Scientists have taught the e. coli virus how to solve Sudoku puzzles. Because, you know, that's research money well spent. http://gawker.com/5691936/this-strain-of-e-coli-can-solve-sudoku-puzzles

They'd save money if they let Phil Spector out of prison and stopped using the legal system to hassle Lohan. Plus, you know, gay marriage would bring in a lot of sales tax revenue. Though, the most effective way to fix the deficit would be to simply tax cocaine and boob jobs in Los Angeles.

He was entertaining. I sorta wish he'd come back.

He was hot a couple years ago, but he's gotten somewhat less so over the years. Still, did you see the ring her gave her? Fucking fabulous.

Me too! Do you have any idea what it was like to go 10 days without any online porn? And the only person who flirted with me at the Internet cafe has breasts, which is the type of sex partner I'm getting less and less interested in.

If our underwear is like that after a day I hate to think what a girl's undies are like by Day 2.

This is not news. The gay bars here are filled with young dudes who won't even talk to anyone over about age 30. Young gays can be the pickiest bitchiest men alive.

I think in general avoiding even the appearance of underage is for the best. We are already talking about shit that is illegal in many countries, why give law enforcement additional reasons to keep their eyes on us? Plus, men are hotter than boys anyway.

Not so lucky this time!

Most Americans voted against their own self interest during these midterms. Why should gays be any different?

Euro men are just smaller than American men overall.

With Prince William getting engaged to Kate Middleton, it looks like the Ugly Genes are finally going to be bred out of the royal family.

I was just not commenting because my cat broke my router. Back now!

I think if the escort is a bottom weight, race whatever shouldn't matter, because you can lube your hole and close your eyes for anyone. On the other hand I think it's completely reasonable for a top to state preferences since the entire encounter is based on his ability to get it up adn keep it up and if certain types of guys make it hard for him to get hard, then it's going to be a bad experience for both customer and escort and should therefore be avoided.

The thing is you don't actually need pseudoephedrine to make meth. There are several different recipes that will get the job done. Pseudoephedrine does happen to be the safest way outside a lab to make meth, however, and I suspect the feds would rather that recipe be used than the old biker meth black ice methods which are much, much more prone to cause big explosions. So, they make it hard for small time asshole fucks up to get their hands on enough pseudoephedrine to to kill themselves at the amonia gas stage, but leave enough extra supply out there so that cookers who know what they are doing will use pseudoephedrine rather than the alternatives. I took a "Pharmacology Of Nartotics" class in college and you would not believe how many different ways there are to build methamphetamine. That said, pseudoephedrine isn't only used to make meth, it's also one of the ingredients used to synthesize MDMA, a much more profitable drug, so I'm sure a lot of it goes to that market as well. Plus, the US Armed Forces also buy meth in bulk for their own uses.

My home Internet went down and it took free.fr 10 days to fix it and my local Internet cafe blocked this site. Anyone want to tell me if I've missed any big news or great threads? Thanks!

It could be a fluke. When you can't read you sorta just press random buttons in the voting booth.

Yeah, car stuff is sketchy. Nobody wants to deal with getting busted by the cops that easily.

I'd be too scared to find out.

Palin bores me. It's one thing to shoot bears from helicopters, it's far funnier when you want to get rid of male masturbation in America.