BiBottomBoy

I feel like the circle in the hat is some kind of time travel device.

They are probably voting against same sex marriage and the blowing guys in airport bathrooms.

She wanted to hold onto her sperminator until the end of days.

What's to say he wasn't able to treat all four properly?

The point of the article is to reinforce the patriarchy.

Gawker was making a joke about how the dollar is falling.

Really!!!! http://gawker.com/5800798/princess-beatrices-crazy-hat-can-be-yours

Colbert's version is still better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLAMhTorPCk

If you'd been in the Catholic church they would have offered you a priesthood.

How did you get them willing to almost marry you if you wouldn't kiss them?

Yeah, there really isn't anyone in the GOP field who can run successfully against him. Just consider some of the top contenders: 1. Mitt Romney. The dude who created the exact same health care plan in Massachusetts that Obama created and that the Republican base hates. 2. Santorum. When you name is a synonym for a mixture of sperm and lube in an anus, you ain't getting elected president. 3. Newt Gingrich. A wife swapper who has, over the past six months raised a grand total of $52,000. 4. Donald Trump. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! 5. Ron Paul. Sorry, Ron, but people live having fire departments and police departments. 6. Michelle Bachman. Americans will elect dumb people, but they won't elect dumb insane people. 7. Pawlenty. Could barely hold his own in a debate that featured nothing but fringe candidates. 8. Jeb Bush. The last name is poison at this point. The only hope the GOP has is if Hillary switches to their party and runs.

Osama Bin Laden on why he needed to have four wives at one time: "One is okay, like walking. Two is like riding a bicycle: it's fast but a little unstable. Three is a tricycle, stable but slow. And when we come to four, ah! This is the ideal. Now you can pass everyone!" http://jezebel.com/5800518/osama-bin-ladens-relationship-advice

My understanding is that the Beacon Codes embedded in videos can not track a video to a given P2P or torrent site. What they are designed to do is that once the video is uploaded to one of those sites, it has a unique signature, so that the company can figure out who uploaded it. It's a way to scare uploaders, not downloaders.

Turns out Obama really needs the gays this time around. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/54539.html#ixzz1LsN7n4tB

No surprise. Obama said during the campaign that he was pro civil unions and against same sex marriage.

It gets worse and worse the longer you use it as well. Tons of add ons and stuff cause it to crash and about once every two to three weeks it will for no reason just give you a message that it is crashing for an "unknown error." Plus, it will want you to update it every week or so, which can take quite a bit of time depending on the update.

You have the Vin Diesel of gay genes.

I'd buy it.

In sentencing a child molester the the other day a judge said to the dude: "I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap." http://gawker.com/#!5800271/judge-tells-child-molester-hes-gayer-than-a-sweet+smelling-jockstrap

They reject ads that feature homosexual kissing. http://jezebel.com/5799827/facebook-rejects-ad-featuring-two-women-kissing

Without this post I would have totally forgotten it was Mother's Day in America.

I think they'll follow through just to piss off their Welsh neighbors.

Any dad trolling craigslist M4M personals for anal sex has no right to call the school on another cockaholic.

The Scottish National Party pulled off a surprising win this week taking over the majority of Parliament - the first time any party in Scotland has done so. Since they are the one party that has consistently said that if elected they would legalize gay marriage, this is a huge win.