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I'm pretty sure that once a site's numerical URL makes it onto the software block list, changing the name won't help get it unblocked.

Sadly, it's much more mundane than that. They are building a new tramline in my neighborhood and the roadwork managed to cut off my Internet access at home for more than two months. During that time I had to do Internet stuff from a local bar, which had a firewall that didn't let me access this site. Yesterday, the Internet magically came back on at home, so here I am!

Sons of Anarchy rules. That said I do hope they move away from the IRA storyline, because I liked it better when they were just dealing with local problems.

Personally, this is my favorite Craigslist ad ever: Miso Soup Stirrer (Vancouver) Date: 2011-07-11, 3:19AM PDT I'm in need of a shiromiso soup stirrer for part-time work. Japanese Miso soup consists of softened miso paste suspended in a hot stock called "dashi." While the miso paste easily mixes with the dashi, in time it will settle and separate. My personal preference is to enjoy a mixed (stirred) miso soup, where the paste clouds the bowl. What I'm looking for is someone (male, female and transgendered are welcome) to stand beside my table during meals and stir my miso soup so that the bowl remains cloudy while I am enjoying other delicacies. (note: miso soup is not the only thing I eat) You will be informed (via mobile phone) where my next meal will be. You will arrive in uniform an hour ahead of my own entrance and await me in the foyer or by the hostess' stand. You will accompany my party and I to our seats and you will stand beside my table and stir my soup once it has arrived. Using subtle hand signals, I will direct you to stir the soup along the side of the table. When I am ready to eat it, a signal will inform you to place the soup in front of me. While I am eating my soup, you will stand where you were stirring, making sure that the utensil you were using does not touch the table, or any other object. If I stop eating soup, you will stir the remainder. If I am done with my soup you will remain at attention in case I order more. When the meal is over, you will leave and await your next contact. You and I will not speak for the duration of the meal, yet my guests may at times wish to engage you in conversation. You may converse with them, but you will only speak when spoken to. Eye contact with me is unadvised. What you'll need: Transportation: you will need to provide your own transportation to and from the places I dine. If I am traveling outside of the greater Vancouver area, transportation assistance funds will be provided. The ideal candidate will already posses a valid drivers license. Communication: It is essential that I am able to communicate with you at all times. While I normally enjoy a very traditional dining schedule, sometimes my exotic tastes and whims can bring me to the dinner table at strange times. Other times, it is my work that effects when and where I eat. As a part of this position, I will provide you with an Iridium 9555 Sat Phone so I may reach you when I need you. The first day you don't show up at the appointed time will be the day I repost this ad to find your replacement. If you already have a satellite-linked mobile phone for personal use, I can provide a stipend to pay for the monthly service. The ideal candidate will also be fluent in English. However, English need not be your first language and candidates who speak multiple languages will be looked upon favorably. Physical Fitness: You will stand for the duration of the meal, so the ideal candidate will have the physical fitness to remain standing in place for as long as three (3) hours. If you arrive at the restaurant ahead of me, I wish to encounter you standing as you prepare for my entrance. A previous employee could not follow this simple rule and was summarily terminated. Please understand that while I have the utmost respect for my employees, I at no time wish to see you seated. This is not a position for someone with chronic leg/lower back pain, or someone who wishes to take breaks every 15 minutes. It is also no secret that I love the Platonic form of beauty, but I am an equal opportunity employer and I welcome cover letters, resumes/CVs and photographs from all races and sexes. Attire: I am an important man within my community and it would be unbecoming of me to consort with men or women who dress poorly. In your cover letter, please include your measurements so I may fit you with a custom silk kimono. The right candidate will be provided a new kimono and geta each month. While in service, the kimonos are not to be worn outside of work. Once I have given you a new set, you are free to use the old set for personal use. However, please keep track of which set is currently in use. I do not wish to see old kimonos being worn. Requisite Skills: While I have posted this opportunity in the hospitality section, the reality is that I am open to candidates from many walks of life. While a background in Japanese cuisine is helpful, you will not be required to prepare or serve my soup. Your task will be to simply stir it while I eat. This opportunity may seem well-suited for an experienced personal assistant or executive secretary. Yet, even though I dine at some of the world's most exclusive Japanese restaurants, you will not be required to book my table. Muscular men or a female athlete may think they have the upper hand in applying, but my last miso soup stirrer was of average physical build and she served me without issue for several years before going on to pursue other ventures. Frequently Asked Questions: Is this a real posting? Is this opportunity for real? --Yes, this is a real offer for part-time, contract employment. I would not have taken the time to illustrate my needs in detail if this wasn't a serious offer. How will I be paid? --You will be paid cash in person at the end of the last scheduled meal of the month. If for some reason that meal is delayed or canceled, you will receive your payment promptly at the beginning of the next meal. Are there benefits? --While this is a contract position, I am open to the idea of building a long term business relationship with the right candidate. Such discussions could include my coverage of private health care, a retirement package and other perks. While in service, the kimonos are not to be worn outside of work. The satellite-linked mobile phone is never to be used for personal calls. How often do you eat miso soup? --Not every meal I enjoy is Japanese cuisine. However, when I do dine at Japanese restaurants or enjoy meals from Japanese chefs at private homes, I indulge in miso soup. Normally, I enjoy miso soup during meals at least three (3) times a week. When do you eat dinner? --I normally sit down for dinner between 8:00pm PT and 9:00 pm PT. Dinner can last between 1-3 hours, depending on the company I am with. How do I apply for this position? --Please send an e-mail with your contact information as well as a photo and a cover letter detailing why you are a candidate worth my time. Please note that only those selected for a personal interview will receive a reply. Those who do not meet the physical requirements, or those who fail to include a full length photo will obviously not be contacted.

With Steve Jobs out of the picture how will Apple continue to convince consumers to spend twice as much on their products as they could on similar products made by other companies? I predict this will lead to a drop in iPhone sales and a huge leap in Samsung Galaxy sales. Go Team Android!

I think 95 percent of all students - straight or gay - will say "yes" to this question just to increase their chance of admission.

I'm sure NYC hotels will jack up their prices this weekend. Already people who live in non evacuated zones are going on Craigslist to charge people huge amounts of money to crash with them. I'm sure that hotels outside the evacuation zone will also be charging evacuees a fortune. http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/sub/2567327817.html

The only way to get a bird out is to borrow a cat. The bird will either smell it and flee or the cat will take care of the problem for you.

Any of you guys see this article on Tim Cook - the new Apple CEO. He's now the most powerful gay corporate executive in America. The article has a full profile of him. He sounds like gods gift to male escorts and a king sugardaddy! http://gawker.com/5834158/tim-cook-apples-new-ceo-and-the-most-powerful-gay-man-in-america

Us bears can't really pull off drag. My beard gives me away. I'd end up looking like "Pregnant Man."

Steven, God, I'm getting old if it's been that long. Still, the fact that rape wasn't a crime until that recently is astounding.

That said sending his dick pic to a porn star is not exactly a staggering work of genius. One way or another she'll fuck you for money - which is what she did when she sold the pictures to TMZ for $10k. And he shouldn't have told the porn star to lie to people about the pictures.

No problem. I just wish firefox would get it's shit together. It used to be the best browser anywhere and now it's just becoming full of bugs.

I just don't understand why Daddy seems almost determined to push people away from his site. If forums bother him and don't make him any money then he should just get rid of the forums. If the forums do work for him he should just stand back and let them be.

Some college kids in New Zealand played a prank on their school so now whenever parents or prospective students Google Map the school to get directions there this is the image that comes up.

Rape wasn't even a crime in France until the late 1990s.

Yeah, the problem with that is that the French elite control telecommunications and while I'd be happy with them losing their heads, it's not worth it for me to have my Internet conk out.

Last night he admitted sending dick picks to at least six women. That said, he said he never planned to fuck the women, he just liked flirting with them when he was bored.

Lucky, please don't go away. Your posts are often the most interesting reads of my day.

That happened to me for a couple of days after the last Firefox update. You might want to see if Firefox has a more recent update if you are using that as your browser.

There is also a higher rate of HIV infection and STDs in general associated with uncut cocks. The women who are behind this measure are crazy. If they don't want to cut their own son's dicks, that's fine but don't tell anyone else what to do. It's also a fairly anti-Semitic law.

But... if they don't show up how can we corrupt them and convert them to our decadent ways. I want to turn them into my own Pirates of the Caribbean and then take them on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Yeah, I don't get the anti-cut cock people. Let parents make the decision.

Once again the Christians are protesting Gay Day at Disney. http://gawker.com/5808735/helpful-family-values-group-warns-disney-revelers-of-gay-presence

This is why the people who brag about "stealthing" in their blogs piss me off so much.