stevenkesslar

You know I love you endlessly, Sis. But could you please shut the fuck up? Somebody else might figure out he is my fuck buddy and bondage bottom. 🫢

Hate to be the one to say it, Sis. But Hegseth may be the one who will win a prestigious award for this. Instead of the Nobel, Pete seems like the kind of Extremely Sexy and Super Virile Straight Guy who could bag the not so coveted Paul Bremer Peace Prize. I mean, right out of the gate they have a lot in common. Sexy in a hot Daddy kind of way. Really good at fucking. Or at least fucking things up. Bremer famously disbanded the Iraqi army and created the very forces of chaos and terror that the Iraq War was supposed to end, not create. Oh well. Better luck next time. Now is next time, unfortunately. Pete has already bragged that Venezuela will be the opposite of Iraq. Machado is the one publicly saying that the armed forces of Venezuela - many of whose leaders seem to be Cubans with guns - should be serving the people of Venezuela. And the democratically elected leader of Venezuela. Meanwhile, poor Pete is loyal to his boss. Who says the US will run Venezuela "professionally." Just like Bremer did in Iraq. Good luck with that, Pete.

Poor piece of shit Trump! His narcissism must be off the charts. A woman who won his fucking Nobel Peace Prize can explain Important Stuff and inspire people in ways he can't. How fucked up is that? Although if this Trumper Politico interviewed is right, addled or senile Trump doesn't even really understand who Maria Corina Machado is. This is not me calling Trump addled and confused. This is an expert from Trump 1.0's Administration saying Trump is confused. Poor piece of shit Trump! What a confused mess the poor man is. Although he and his billionaire tax cut donors are hardly poor. Oil, anyone? It's way better than Obamacare! Here are the actual words of Maria Corina Machado. Maybe Little Marco can help guide Trump through what the words mean. In English, of course. (Spoiler: she does not want the US to "run" Venezuela.) María Corina Machado's letter to Venezuelans Venezuelans, The time for freedom has come! Nicolás Maduro from today will face international justice for the atrocious crimes committed against Venezuelans and against citizens of many other nations. Given his refusal to accept a negotiated solution, the United States government has fulfilled its promise to enforce the law. The time has come for popular sovereignty and national sovereignty to prevail in our country. We are going to restore order, release the political prisoners, build an exceptional country, and bring our children back home. We have fought for years, we have given it our all, and it has been worth it. What was meant to happen is happening. This is the hour of the citizens. Those of us who risked everything for democracy on June 28th. Those of us who elected Edmundo Gonzalez Urrutia as the legitimate President of Venezuela, who must immediately assume his constitutional mandate and be recognized as Commander-in-Chief of the National Armed Forces by all the officers and soldiers who comprise it. Today we are ready to assert our mandate and take power. Let us remain vigilant, active, and organized until the democratic transition is complete. A transition that needs ALL of us. To the Venezuelans who are currently in our country, be ready to put into action what we will be communicating to you very soon through our official channels. To Venezuelans abroad, we need you to be mobilized, engaging the governments and citizens of the world and committing them from now on to the great operation of building the new Venezuela. In these crucial hours, receive all my strength, my confidence, and my affection. We remain vigilant and in contact. VENEZUELA WILL BE FREE! We go hand in hand with God, until the end. Hate to be the asshole to say it. But I think the world just learned why she got the Nobel. And piece of shit Trump didn't. Now can someone please tell the piece of shit he was NOT elected to "run" Venezuela?

Or a senile old man who has no clue what the fuck he is talking about. Or just the stupidest dumb fuck to ever lead a strong country (at least before he took over) while invading a weaker country. I watched various interviews yesterday of Smart People trying to make sense of this. Like Richard Haas and Anne Applebaum. Both of whom are the kind of more hawkish people who would support an effort to "liberate" a country like Venezuela in the name of democracy. Which, they both pointed out, had pretty much nothing to do with what Trump actually said. Taking out a leader, despot or not, and saying the US will "run" your country is hardly John Kennedy or Ronald Reagan talking about the ideal of democracy. It is regime change. Which is what Trump said he would NOT do. It does not lower prices, which was Trump's main 2024 promise. So what the fuck? If there is a logic to what Trump said, it is more like the US under Trump will do whatever the fuck it wants in "our" hemisphere. And whatever our oil companies want. Even if they don't know they want it. Oh, and fuck Cuba. And Canada, too! That sounds about how Trump's cruel and petty and stupid and addled brain actually works. Pete Hegseth just added some macho. And Little Marco maybe attempted to add a little logic. What a Former Trump Official Would Worry About in Venezuela That's a great interview from a Trump 1.0 policy wonk - thank you Politico - that comes closer than anything else I have read to explaining how Trump's Big Regime Change Invasion (Or Not?) could make sense, in theory. Emphasis on the words "in theory". I'll quote extensively what to me are the two key paragraphs. But the whole interview is very thoughtful. At least in presenting a coherent argument. Which is something addled or senile Trump proved yet again he simply can't do. We have seen this movie before. It was called Afghanistan. We have also seen the sequel, which was an epic disaster. It was called Iraq. Both started with stunning and brilliant executions of overwhelming US military force that quickly achieved very difficult objectives. Both ended with chaos and everything going to shit. The big win? It was getting lots of Americans, Iraqis, and Afghans killed. And Canadians and allies, too! All for chaos and money and blood poured down the drain. Third times a charm? The Trumper being interviewed at least hopes so! But she worries. Which seems like a very good thing to do right now, sweetie. Since she is a Trumper who supports the invasion, what she can't say bluntly is that she worries that Trump is a stupid confused dumb fuck. But she basically says Trump is a stupid confused dumb fuck. She says when he said the US will "run" Venezuela, he really meant the Venezuelan democrat opposition, including their democratically elected President, will run it. When he seemed to downplay and dismiss Maria Corina Machado - who won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of him - she says Trump really meant Maduro's lackey Vice President who is now leading the country. So the big plan for Venezuela is for Trump to be confused and incoherent. Or senile. Whatever. Worked in Afghanistan and Iraq, I guess. Now, just like Senile Joe, Senile Don has his very own invasion he can incoherently try to support. Except Ukraine was Vlad's invasion, which Trump just made look legitimate. Venezuela is Don's invasion. We'll see whether it is the Donroe Doctrine, or just more Donroe Dogshit. But I'm glad at least smart people inside the Trump universe are worried about chaos.

How would we even know? We can't afford to shop at them.

Canada got it right, too. Fuck Canada! Why do those assholes always have to be right? There are two words to describe this special gift the Canadian PM has: "minimal competence." Hopefully every other minimally competent Western and Asian government will say the same thing the minimally competent Biden Administration (or even Tulsi Gabbard) would have said: let the people of Venezuela decide. I have no problem with the idea that Maduro was, to quote Trump, a "bad hombre." I prefer desmadre myself. But whatever. A minimally competent POTUS would have said that this is a chance for the people of Venezuela to run Venezuela. But, no. He of course had to say the US will run it. Since Little Marco seems to be the actual brains behind this operation, maybe he can at least get that one big thing right. No doubt the rest of the world is ready to pile on and call for a free and fair election. Even if the incompetent piece of shit leader the US has can not meet even that minimal standard. Just had to talk uip the Donroe Doctrine instead and greenlight Putin and Xi on their journey to their own happy invasions and arrests. Piece of shit POTUS. Maybe we can let Tulsi speak for Trump on this one? At least it is worth a try.

Perhaps. Either way, I'm sure it was God's will. And another reason Trump is the King Of Peace. Watch the socialists at Nobel bitch about how this is war-like or some nonsense like that. Europeans are almost as bad as Canadians. 🤔 At least we don't have to deport those assholes.

Come on pup! It's the very least a loyal and true hero pup deserves. America will rejoice in Trump. The whole world will throw roses at our feet. And you helped! My best to you running Venezuela, hero pup. I'm not a hero pup like you or Hegseth. I'm more into the Pete Buttigieg type. Which leads us to Gays in the military. Ugh! Anyhoo, I'm just a worry wart I guess. But one more message on your new adventure in Venezuela.

GOOD PUP! You are true and loyal and good. A loyal American pup! I am so proud of you! Bark! Bite! I am a bit lazier than you so I will not post dozens of responses to stupid Tik Tok videos. Some of which contain lies. And all of which no one will watch. But here is my proud response to each one, my biting and barking loyal pup. WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD! Can we just face facts, please. This only happened thanks to good and loyal and true pups like Barknaway! He deserves a special treat! I propose we make Barknaway the official mascot of the 2026 Venezuela invasion. Who cares about Ukraine or "Mission Accomplished"?" So stale! And why worry that Xi will do the same thing in Taiwan? Like we fucking care about Asia? LOL! That's so pessimistic and - well - legal-minded and shit. We're America!!!!!!!!!! We're the land of Pete Fucking Hegseth! Fuck those fuckers! God damn Canadians and Europeans and shit! Fuck em! And make em the 51st state! Barknaway bites! If needed I am sure Barknaway could kill! What more can we need in an official Venezuela Invasion mascot? I want Barknaway to be in the lead contingent of Americans who will "run" Venezuela. I mean, granted, we really need US oil companies to do that. He is a dog, sure. But he is good and loyal and true. They will throw roses at our pup's feet, and the feet of our troops, just like in Iraq and Afghanistan. What better honor could out barking and biting pup deserve?

Why is Trump defending and pardoning Latin American leaders who are convicted of trafficking drugs into the US? Piece of shit criminal leader! Trump, I mean. And Hernández too! Ex-Honduran president thanks God – and Trump – for drug-trafficking pardon Piece of shit criminal leader Trump! Piece of shit liar and hypocrite! He just wants HIS Iraq, I guess.

I luv my attack dog! He is loyal and true! Kill, Barknaway! Kill!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

There's our attack dog! Yippy! Good dog! Attack! Bite! Bite! Bite! KILL if necessary! You are an American, God damn it! Americans skeptical of Trump’s executive authority, military action in Venezuela, poll finds Sixty-three percent of respondents told Quinnipiac they are against military action against Caracas, with just 25 percent expressing support. Poll: Major allies see US as unreliable and destabilizing Pluralities in Germany and France — and a majority of Canadians — say the US is a negative force globally, new POLITICO-Public First polling finds. WE FUCKING WON IRAQ! WE FUCKING WON AFGHANISTAN! WE WILL FUCKING WIN IN VENEZUELA! BITE, BARKNAWAY, BITE! KILL! DRAW BLOOD!

The piece of shit Trump is now not only a petty criminal, rapist, and just an overall stinky awful piece of shit and horrible leader. Now he's breaking international law, too. It's funny. Just yesterday I read this article of Trump's 20 greatest accomplishments in 2025 by Trump fanboy Marc Thiessen in the Washington Post. And I was thinking it is NOT a horrible list. True, Trump is anti-union. True, he gave massive tax cuts to his billionaire donors which spiked the US budget deficit. All while he makes health care unaffordable and takes food off the tables of the working class, But what else is new? We live in a democracy. And this is the shit Republicans do every fucking time they take power. At least Trump is not W., I thought. No Iraq War! Oops! And now we have Iraq War 2.0. What a law-breaking piece of shit. This piece of shit leader Trump should be arrested and brought to justice Law breaking piece of shit Trump. It's actually worse than Iraq. At least W. and Cheney spent months lying their asses off and pretending to consult the UN. They honored at least the pretense of international law. Trump is a criminal who could care less about democracy or international law. So he'll just do whatever the fuck he wants. 63 % of Americans oppose military action against Venezuela, which is what Trump just did. But who the fuck cares? Trump should be arrested and tried for breaking the law. And for just being an overall piece of shit leader. What a criminal piece of shit Trump is. And I'm all for harsh action against fentanyl trafficking, which is a huge killer of American citizens. If this is the solution, what we need to do is bomb Mexico City and Beijing. We need to arrest Claudia Sheinbaum and Xi Whiz for being the leaders of the countries that traffic most of the fentanyl that kills Americans. Who gives a shit about proof? Bomb their countries! Arrest their leaders! Who gives a shit about reason or democracy? Let alone - ha ha! - international law? While we are at it, Putin should bomb Kyiv and arrest Zelenskyy for being a promoter of anti-Semitism. Why not? This is the principle Trump's America just established. This is what WE stand for. Go for it, Vlad. We're the fucking United States of America! We have a piece of shit leader who is making us a piece of shit country. We fucking won in Iraq! We fucking won in Afghanistan! We will fucking win in Venezuela! It is what most Americans DO NOT want. But who the fuck cares?

And a fine rant it was, my beloved Sister In Cock. Happy well hung holiday to you, too! At first I thought you were doing a parody rant like I would do. Then I took you to be serious. Either way, you are right. Affordability is a real problem. And a lot of people, including both Republican and Democratic leaders, are acting as if it is not. They believe their own BULLSHIT. Or they feel powerless to do anything, even if they are one of those elected people everyone is feeling more contempt for. The nephew I described above said something interesting, that I think is why you are right both ways. He is involved in these discussions, as part of his consulting firm's work, about the impact tariffs will have on auto prices. His view, which I see as a serious position that makes the whole MAGA thing look like it has a point, is that some increases in price are necessary. That way more cars can be made in more factories here, as opposed to Mexico. By more living wage American factory workers (But not immigrants, got help us.) Now, let's forget about the fact that the massive loss of factory jobs pretty much happened when a Republican, W, was President. And that it was these best in class huge consulting firms and the Romney moderates like my nephew who thought offshoring those auto factories to Mexico or China to lower prices was just a swell idea. That was then, this is now. Did I mention we literally were having this discussion in his brand new luxury state of the art SUV? In a red state, or course. He said the winner of the game, meaning auto companies and suppliers, will be the companies that absorb the tariffs in lower profits and raise prices LAST. Which makes sense, as a business strategy. And I have no doubt a lot of that is happening. Which is why tariffs have not already raised prices more. But the whole arguments starts with the premise that people who already feel hit by higher rent and high mortgage rates and all the past and present inflation in the decade are now going to have to handle more expensive cars. In addition to losing health care subsidies. All based on the unfounded notion that car companies will hire people, not robots or AI. If the strategy even works at all. I think the best experts are right in saying at least half the affordability crisis is housing, period. Rent, or mortgage rates. That helped Mamdani get elected, for sure. But if there is a second, it has to be cars and auto loans and gas prices. And Trump has lowered gas prices, to his credit. But anyone who wants to buy a car is going to pay more, sooner or later. And car prices are already going up thanks to tariffs, although they are disguising them in things like much higher destination charges. Did I mention that in December 2025 we have about 70,000 FEWER manufacturing jobs in the US than in January, when America got on a fast track to become great again? One year in we have higher car prices and fewer factory jobs. Was THAT the plan? So I agree with your word, Sis. BULLSHIT. It's all bullshit. And frankly I think the people planning these moves, including my very smart nephew who I respect, are out of touch. They drive lovely cars and live in lovely homes, and they are very out of touch. Like me they read FRED reports and know lots of data. But they don't know, or even talk to, the average working class iffy 2024 Trump voter, I suspect. I asked my nephew if he thought all these higher car prices would cause a political backlash. He said no, basically. It is happening already, less than a year in. I think smart Republicans who are listening to voters and polls know they are in trouble. They may be wrapped up in their own BULLSHIT. But voters, especially working class swing voters who will decide the outcome, are not. The question, again, is what the fuck are Democrats going to do about it? Try to elect Joe Manchin so he can promote coal mining or other things that enrich his family? While he whines about how we can't afford child tax credits or health care subsidies? Rant over. Feliz Navidad.

Therein lies the rub. Trump said it best himself. To put it bluntly, how important is it really that a gross man with a gross penis tried to prove something about how he is not gross and disgusting, like even Epstein said? Who cares if the gross piece of shit who is our POTUS raped the girl before he shot her on 5th Ave? His bat shit crazy supporters will believe any lie and swallow his shit whole. She was a Marxist like AOC from some other shit hole probably. Who cares? It is who some of his supporters - maybe most - are. It is what they do. @lookin would refer us to studies on "authoritarian followers." He is right. I make a distinction that I find both honest and helpful, which I will put in family terms. I have a niece who falls into the borderline bat shit crazy category above. I have almost no respect for anything she believes. And I would not believe a word she says about politics. She makes it easy because she says things are not true, racist, arrogant, or all three all the time. As my niece would say, if Trump killed or even deported someone they were probably the type of person who respected Michelle Obama or Oprah Winfrey. Why do we want THOSE people in OUR country? I also have a nephew I deeply admire who I view as a pragmatic right-of-center Romney type guy. Much like my Reagan Republican Dad was. Those people tolerate Trump. And I think it is true that if Romney had won in 2012, Trump in 2016 would never have happened. But pragmatic conservatives know the difference between a loser like Romney, as Trump keeps pointing out. And a winner like Trump, as Trump keeps pointing out. This nephew calls himself an independent. Since that is now the politically correct thing to say for respectable moderates who vote for Trump. Is there anything Trump could do that would cause a permanent break with my nephew? Probably not. Unless some moderate Democrat were the alternative. Which "she's for us/them" Kamala Harris was not. At this point I just write both of these individuals and the types they represent off as lost causes in 2026 or 2028. Conservatives do of course have the right to be conservatives - bat shit crazy or not. And there are more conservatives in the US than liberals like me. The real game is affordability. And I think that was true in 2016 and 2018 and 2020 as well. Trump's polls in his first term were never lower than when he and his party tried to kill Obamacare. Because it was and still is a conservative Holy Grail that matters much more than whether Trump raped or shot some 15 year old Marxist bitch who deserved to die because she came from some shit hole. Right? Well, whatever people think about that 15 year old bitch like AOC or the Muslim bitch from Minnesota, they don't like their health care being cut. See Election Results, 2018 and 2020. And now our piece of shit POTUS and his party are doing it again. Even rapist pedophiles can be dumb as rocks, it turns out. Moderate Republicans know kicking millions off health care or making them pay a lot more - Happy New Year! - is a political disaster. But what the fuck are they supposed to do? I mean, they are only members of Congress. Until they get blown away by angry voters in November, at least. So we are stuck, at least until November 2026. I blame it on Democrats. Meaning us, since I am a lifelong Democrat. We ignored the working class too much for too long. And had there been no inflation in Biden's term maybe that would have been okay. But high rent and pricey gas pissed enough Latinos and Blacks and Asians off that even they said something else is better than Biden. Even Trump. The math is very simple. Every poll says inflation hurt the working class a lot, and also annoyed them. Democrats had child tax credits that were mildly popular, especially among the tens of millions of working class families that got them. And Obamacare subsidies. Democrats themselves (thanks, Joe Manchin!) took the child tax credits away. And now the Republicans are taking the health care subsidies away. Good paying jobs, anyone? Good luck, even if you are a recent Stanford grad. Democrats should focus on one thing: the working class. What do they want? This did work in our very own back yard, as i will keep repeating. In a place called Mexico. AMLO and now Sheinbaum focused government on one thing: what will help the Mexican working class? They raised wages and literally put money in the hands of the poor. And they are wildly popular. And Trump is less popular in Mexico than anywhere else on the planet. There's a lesson for Democrats there. And there I go, being long winded. Speaking of Mexico, Feliz Navidad!

Got it. But, seriously. Was there ever even a question? I mean, we all know Trump's ego is boundless. But even he'd probably admit that the Canadian leader was hotter. Although I guess with Carney we have to say Canada is a bit older and wiser,