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I have one piece of bad news. Jeff Bezos did not have to suck up to Trump and Melania for billions in tax cuts and policy favors to make this movie. I know. It sucks. But the movie is awesome. And the premiere was to die for! Bark! Bite! Kill an Iranian or Canadian!

Trump and Hegseth are such completely stupid womanizing alcoholic idiot pieces of shit. It's bad enough that they run America and the so-called "War Department." It's bad enough that Trump promised and failed to lower prices. And promised and failed to be given an undeserved Penis Prize. And now Trump seems to want a Trump War Of The Week with Iran. Stupid dangerous piece of shit! Now these dangerous morons want to threaten the entire human race. What total pieces of shit. What a stain on America. ‘Incoherent’: Hegseth’s Anthropic ultimatum confounds AI policymakers Tech lawyers and AI policymakers warn that the Pentagon’s plans to compel Anthropic to abandon its ethical red lines are contradictory and could chill partnerships between the government and Silicon Valley. AI is a very complicated subject. My one sentence summary of the last century is that, at our best, America funds lots of research through the Defense Department that creates Cool Good Stuff like the internet and GPS. And many other technological breakthroughs that have in fact helped progress and the human race. And even with Scary Lethal Things like nuclear weapons we have all managed to cooperate and play by ethical rules. These rules arguably prevent wars and keep the world safe. Enter King Trump and his loyal alcoholic yapping servant Hegseth, who plays by King Trump rules. Don't be jealous, @Barknaway. You are just a dumb but loyal and true dog. Bark! Bite! Kill! It makes no sense that we start with a new technology that is gaining a worse and worse reputation by the day. And Hegseth is now saying give it to us and let us do whatever the fuck we want, and make our own rules. Let us spy at will on Americans and kidnap global leaders. Oh, and by the way everyone working on the science says publicly that the potential threats to the human race are so great that they make nukes look like child's play. These pieces of shit Trump and Hegseth are literally a threat to the human race. Meanwhile lying piece of shit Trump invents imaginary deals with unnamed AI leaders that will keep the price of electricity down. Even though high electric bills thanks to data centers that suck up enormous amounts of power to make Elon Musk richer are the only great thing many Americans know about AI. And to add insult to injury, moron liar Trump's White House releases a fake AI video of an American hockey player insulting Canada. What a divisive hateful dangerous lying piece of shit Trump is. What a stain on America. These idiots are literally a danger to peace. And a danger to the human race. ‘It's clearly fake': Olympic hockey star disavows AI-generated White House video "It's not my voice, not my lips moving," he said. Raping lying warmongering piece of shit Trump!

I'll add a second level to the sadness. During Trump 1.0, I had to be careful what I said around friends and family who supported Trump. I didn't worry much about what I said around family members who think like me. That Trump is America's piece of shit. In fact, two of my brothers I'm closest to are definitely more moderate than me. One is what I call a Bloomberg Democrat, another is a McCain Republican. They would both go into rants about how much they despised Trump. One, the Republican, got kicked off his rural neighbor's lawn just for saying he'd be voting for Biden in 2020. I thought it was funny. I was no longer the crazy left winger. In Trump 2.0, that has all changed. And it is because of the sadness and disbelief. Most of my family is Democratic. And mostly they feel, how could we have elected this piece of shit again? And why waste energy talking about it? It sucks, but he won. I find that sad. The whole fucking thing is sad. And it is sad that talking about it with the people I love the most just creates a bad vibe. The good news is there are plenty of people who are really angry and willing to act. Kicking ICE out of Minneapolis, which basically did tell the cruel bully to go fuck himself, is a recent example. That's powerful. Every time some leader or nation anywhere in the world tells Trump to go fuck himself, or tells America it is out of line, I am happy. And in the long run there is some good that will come out of that, I think. Nobody deserves to be a bully. In the end the sadness is even more powerful than the rage. Sadness and rage are two sides of the same coin. As soon as they have the opportunity to sweep this piece of shit out of the way, and his legacy, people who are sad will. They may not want to go protest in the street. But they will vote, and we'll cleanse the Trump shit stain away as best we can.

Yeah. Well they probably come from some shit hole like Canada. 😁

Much higher prices and illegal tariffs Bullets in heads from cruel hooded ICE sheriffs Long standing allies all tied up with strings These are a few of my Trumpiest things Brown-colored workers who all are deported. Billionaire donors whose money is courted. Tax cuts that fly with the Musk on their wings These are a few of my Trumpiest things Girls in white dresses with underage pussies Democracies I attack run by wussies Spontaneous rants when I don't get my way Slowly dismantling the rights of The Gays When I start wars And prices soar And I'm feeling sad I simply remember that I am a King And then I don't feel so bad.

He is a lying child raping piece of shit. Useless. A shit stain on America. He promised to lower prices. He is raising them with tariffs. The SCOTUS members he appoints say, "No." He ignores them and sticks it to his own farmer and working class supporters, who he is destroying. What a piece of shit. What a liar. He rapes and rapes and rapes for power and ego and money. These people who trusted him and he destroyed will not bother to go vote for the piece of shit this Fall. He promised to keep us out of foreign wars. He publicly pissed on Ukraine and betrayed them and NATO and said, "Fuck democracy." And now the lying war mongering piece of shit wants to start a Trump War in Greenland and a Trump War in Venezuela and a Trump War in Iran. Not for freedom in Ukraine and democracy in Venezuela. For his own ego and oil and money. This lying raping piece of shit betrays everything he promised to his voters and everything America stands for. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Piece of shit. What Does ‘America First’ Mean in Iran? His own working class base realizes the piece of shit they trusted and put in power is out of control and not doing what he promised. This author was polite not to mention how many farmers Trump is driving into bankruptcy and how his tariffs have raised prices for his base. His own base is weary of the piece of shit they elected. Why am I not surprised? Bark, loyal and true puppy, bark!

Tristamente no. Soy Gay.

Thanks, Liza. You cheered me up.

Hermana, I am worried about @Barknaway. A high-stakes State of the Union just got harder for Trump The president heads to the Hill for a primetime address to Congress on Tuesday amid a torrent of negative news. Let's face some ugly facts, Sis. @Barknaway is good and loyal and true. He thinks Trump is the best Master ever. So he may run into the Oval Office and jump on Trump's lap expecting to be petted and given a treat. And in a fit of rage Trump might kick @Barknaway. Or even turn him into Trump Steaks. It would be very sad. You and I know Trump is a lying raping insanely stupid un-American piece of shit. But @Barknaway does not understand these things. He's just a lovably stupid dog. Then again, I had an idea. Perhaps we could attach a note around @Barknaway's neck that says the following: YOUR INCREASINGLY SMALL BAND OF SUPPORTERS WANT LOWER PRICES, NOT WAR WITH IRAN. YOU LYING RAPING STUPID LAW BREAKING PIECE OF SHIT. Now, granted, this is risky. If Mark Carney or some leader of a shit hole EU country were to walk into the Oval and say that, Trump would have @Barknaway rip their throat open. But maybe if we have @Barknaway be the messenger, the message will actually get through????? Or is Trump really that stupid and venal???????

We're saying the same thing. It would actually be nice if Trump just spent his time on vanity projects. Just line people up to give him awards and honors and compliments all day long until he got tired and went to bed. As opposed to giving him lots of time to figure out how to get mad and break things. Especially big and old and important things. Like democracy. And global alliances that have worked pretty well. And built a shared framework for security and progress for all, at their best.

Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s tariffs It’s a rare loss for the president from a conservative-led court and a major rebuke of his economic program. Even a conservative SCOTUS handpicked in many cases by Trump's right wing sycophants recognize he is a law-breaking stupid PIECE OF SHIT leader.

So now I am dropping my attempt to mimic and mock Trump Think, which apparently worked. It's actually even worse than you think. Gambia with nukes is bad enough. This is more like Gambia with AI. Superintelligence. Or at least the appearance of it. Musk talks openly and proudly about how his robots, that he makes and profits from, will take over the jobs of doctors, teachers, lawyers. People who spent their lives getting educated to do something they love. They say this will create a world in which everything is free. Which I suppose is good. Since it is a world in which everyone is fired. How appropriate. This is what Donald Trump is good at. They don't mention that investors are putting billions in capital into this. They don't mention that there are already countless examples, in the US and across the world, about how communities and countries are being exploited. Their land, their water, their resources, their cheap labor are needed now to create this supposedly "free" future. Electric rates soar. People can't get jobs. And this is all for the good of the egotistical and greedy few. We've all seen it play out. Musk thinks he can use Trump to get what he wants. Trump thinks he can use Musk to get what he wants. It is all about ego and greed. Ego and greed, Ego and greed. Except they are playing with toys that can destroy the world. And racing to make those toys even more dangerous. They are like bad children in a sandbox. Except it is scarier than that. So right now is a very good time to look at the US as a piece of shit country with a piece of shit leader. I'm glad the rest of the world is telling America to go fuck itself. The one good thing I can say about Donald J. Trump is that he is not George W. Bush. Bush squandered the prestige of America on a war that backfired in countless ways. And that the US and Iraq and the world are still paying the price for. Happily, thanks to Bush's failures, Trump at least won't try that again. Yet. Probably, hopefully, even under Trump fewer bad things can happen. Precisely because most people on the planet see him for what he is. A greedy. stupid, egotistical clown.

Americans Think The U.S. Is Losing Its Moral Authority, New Poll Shows So I will drop the sarcasm and self-mockery of a citizen of a country that used to be admired and respected. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. But this is the message the Trump true believers want to send. These are the words that come out of the mouth of the President of the United States. Thankfully even one in three Republicans, who are technically in the cult, recognize there is something not right going on here. Most Democrats and Independents know what Trump is doing is wrong, and it is literally destroying the US, and our alliances. This is not making the world safer. The US is making the US and the world less safe. And the rest of the world sees it and rejects it. All for power and ego and money. Not for the many, but for the few. E pluribus unum? This is un-American. Unless the idea of America is that the world exists to make corrupt and egotistical men rich and powerful.

But what part of it was stupid? 😉 Trump is a genius. Yes. But we can use ours if we want because we can do whatever the fuck we want. Especially to countries we all know are shit holes like Canada or just about any EU country. Like if we don't get Greenland for example. Doesn't that make you shit hole country people respect us more? Most of the world respects the US more when you exclude the shit hole socialists. The U.S. Was Ranked Last Among 184 Countries For 2025 International Visitor Spending With President Trump in charge people respect the United States more than ever. They want to visit us and be like us. Everyone is jealous Trump is not their leader. Sorry fuck you we get him. We are special. China now more popular worldwide than the US Because of President Trump's greatness everyone around the world understands China is bad and the US under President Trump is good. It is that simple. We are protecting America and thanks to President Trump our alliances and security are stronger than ever. Well screw the shit hole countries. Most people understand that President Trump is right and if shit holes like Canada and Mexico and the EU and Asia do not see they are shit holes and President Trump is right well that just makes the United States stronger! The rest of the world is on our side! Especially countries with no democracies and Trump Hotel or Jared Kushner investment contracts!

The POLITICO Poll Look how much Canadians hate the United States now It’s not just about the trade war. Nearly half of America’s neighbors to the north now think the U.S. is a bigger threat to world peace than Russia. What the fuck is wrong with Canada? As a White patriotic American, I find this disturbing and very unpatriotic. We welcome these socialists to enjoy our beaches in Florida and even own homes here. And this is the bullshit they give us in return? Just because we want to make America great again? They should be happy. They should get in line in hopes they can be our 51st state. Maybe even in front of the Greenlanders begging to be Americans. These stupid people in their shit holes will soon enough realize they have no fucking choice. What do they want to be? Japan? They want to live right next to the communists in China? Ha ha ha well what can I say when you grow up in a socialist shit hole like Canada you end up being socialist and stupid. And let's just get it out of the way and add the Fake Jew Socialist Bitch down in Mexico. They can all cozy up to China. Who the fuck cares? The US has nukes and if anyone fucks with us we will blow them away. And if we want allies, we have Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates on Trump's Board Of Peace. Who needs Canadians and Mexicans? Losers! Fake elections! Like Mexican Americans give a shit about this anyway? They are clearly happy to be American and keep voting for Trump and MAGA! Trump will win Mexican Americans and Blacks in a landslide in 2028! Besides, if America gets really pissed we will just strangle Canada economically. Under Trump, we can. Ha ha ha you fucking sorry ass socialist shit hole country losers. You think people in great MAGA states like Montana could give a shit about you losers? All the workers in Montana who refine our oil will be pleased as shit when we stop importing your sorry ass socialist oil and replace it with oil from somewhere else. If we can have Trump Steaks and Trump U we can sure as shit have Trump Oil. Who needs Canada when we run Venezuela? Just wait you stupid shit hole losers! You will all see! And that betrayer Newscum from shit hole California will lose because Americans realize MAGA is right and we don't need some shit hole state like California where one in four people were born outside America EVEN FROM CHINA WORST PLACE TO BE FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! California is a loser DEI immigrant state and nobody who wants a decent life would ever want to live under Newscum Socialism! Newscum and his stupid boss Governor Moonbeam ran California from 2011 to now. Look how much they fucked it up!!!! WORST SHIT HOLE EVER!!!! Almost as bad as Canada!!!!!!!! Compare that to Montana, which has thrived while Donald Trump is President! Despite all the Fake News, FACTS do not lie. You can see under Obama and Biden from 2012 to 2016 and 2020 to 2024 Montana was an economic shit hole just like Canada!!!! But from 2016 to 2020 under the policies of Donald Trump Montana thrived!!!! Incomes soared!!!!! Trump's national approval slips, but Montana stays slightly in his corner See! Facts don't lie. Trump is more beloved in America now more than ever. Especially in great PATRIOTIC STATES like Montana which shit holes like Canada WILL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It gets worse, hermana. So much worse. I used to think the worst thing for our annoying and stupid but lovable dog was that Kristi Noem would put him down. Who really likes a dog killer, anyway? Or maybe Trump would make money turning @Barknaway into Trump Steaks and feed him to Elon Musk and RFK, Jr. They are the meat eater type. Now I'm even more afraid. And this gets weird. Very weird. I think it is predictable after Trump cuts Obamacare and after Trump breaks the budget even more with all his billionaire tax cuts, Democrats will probably prevail. Let's just imagine that Elon Musk starts doing to the white collar class what corporations did to the factory working class a generation ago. Let's just subtract 6 million jobs or so. Back then the solution was to go to college and learn to be a computer programmer. Now those people can't get a job, because some AI that Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg owns is taking their jobs away. Who's next? Bernie Sanders is already saying this could destroy White collar America if we let it. And Trump and his obedient dog-like girly man JD so far are saying, "Elon, let er rip." You get the picture, right? If there were ever a reason for moderate people to turn to Bernie Sanders (or the Muslim Hottie Guy or Latina Gal version) rather than JD Vance, who wants to be the pussy girly man who sucks up to Elon Musk, this is it. More likely, people might say, what about the guy who runs the state that taxes the shit out of the rich assholes , like Elon Musk? Who actually does want to regulate these people from killing our democracy? One can imagine Gavin Newsom, warts and all, could be more popular than the girly man waiting in line to worship Elon Musk and give him more tax cuts and power. Or maybe Bernie. Hell, Rahm has a policy for everything. So many choices. Kamala could have a Second Coming (not literally, of course). I'd take any of them over the girly man Trump cock sucker, personally. Plus, JD just has awful taste. Now, let's get to the point. What would our lovable stupid dog do after Trump? He's been trained to bark and bite and and kill when people like Bernie Sanders or your Muslim Socialist Hottie or some Fake Jew or even a Bad Catholic like Gavin Newsom are in power. I worry that @Barknaway could take his own miserable stupid dog life. He loves Trump, and is good and loyal and true. As well as his sharp teeth, he probably has a gun. He has paws, but he can still probably use it. As stupid as our pup is, that would be a shame. Who would inform us of all the new lies and stupid shit happening on Tik Tok? I mean, sure. If AI were to take our jobs away, or even just take over and treat us like pests to be exterminated, that could kind of suck. But what would suck the worst in my mind is if @Barknaway lost his reason to bark, and bite, and kill. What would he do? It's something to think about, for sure.

Here is your command for the day, @Barknaway. DO NOT BITE OR KILL RONALD REAGAN. You can not understand ideas, stupid but lovable dog. So you will not understand what I am about to say. JD Vance is the worst thing America has to offer. A pure political cynic and pussy suck up. He is a girly man, as Arnie used to say. He sucks up to whoever has power, and stands for nothing. He is now against Diversity, because he has a racist bigoted stupid boss who he can only obey, like a dog. You should understand this, if you could comprehend ideas. Even though JD's success and even marriage depend on California and specifically Silicon Valley, he is a girly man who just sucks up. Trump is worse. He is a stupid raping greedy lying felon. He is un-American. He stands against everything that made America great. He is against the melting pot. He is against immigration. He is against research. He is against progress. He is for tax cuts to his billionaire donors like Elon Musk. He does not pay taxes. He is a lying scum that feeds off the pain of Americans. The people in pain in 2024 who voted for him in hope are dropping the worthless piece of shit POTUS like the scum he is. DO NOT BITE OF KILL RONALD REAGAN. You have been trained to bark or bite or even kill some innocent guy just because he says certain words or stands up for certain ideals. You will hear Ronald Reagan say certain words that will make you think of him as evil. DO NOT BITE OR KILL RONALD REAGAN. HE IS NOT EVIL. HE IS NOT THE ENEMY. HE IS AN AMERICAN. If you bite or kill Ronald Reagan you will never get a treat again.

And his two sons are 17!

You are such a good lovable dumb pup, @Barknaway. Today you get three treats! Lucky pup! So a caveat first. If I wanted to design the next Democratic President in a lab, I would design Andy Beshear. The last three times an unknown (meaning not a former Veep) Democrat won POTUS were: 1) a White Southerner from a small state; 2) a White Southerner from a smaller state, 3) a Black man with the middle name "Hussein". So Alan Lichtman is mostly right when he says Democrats usually screw up when we nominate whoever the conventional wisdom says will win: Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden. Although, as the last name on that list suggests, sometimes the conventional wisdom candidate does win. The fact that Lichtman himself incorrectly predicted Kamala Harris would win in 2024 also suggests nothing is really predictable. Other than being Obama's Veep, Joe Biden's biggest asset in 2020 was that he wanted to be President Not Chaos. Gavin Newsom is doing exactly the same thing. This is Alinsky's "the action is in the reaction," at the level of Presidential and global politics. All Newsom has to do right now is react to whatever Trump does. Trump pisses off the world? Newsom goes and meets with European leaders and sets up green trade deals with the UK. How do we know it is working? Trump derides Newsom and calls his UK deal 'inappropriate' Trump says the ‘U.K.’s got enough trouble without getting involved with Newscum’ Trump called Newsom a 'loser.' Newsom's advisers see that as a win. This works in part because right now Gavin Newsom has a 60 % approval rating in California, and Donald Trump has a 42 % approval rating in the US. The formula is simple: the popular Guv on California reacts to whatever the unpopular piece of shit racist dumb fuck possibly senile cruel raping POTUS of the US says. The formula works. Wash, rinse, put gel in gray hair, repeat. This will be interesting. Andy Beshear has a great case to make. At 65 % approval he is the most popular Democratic Guv in America today. More popular than Newsom. And Beshear runs a red state. But while he tries to explain what works in Kentucky, Newsom is running around the world fighting Trump on gerrymandering, and global alliances, and trade, and immigration, and everything. Does Beshear even have a chance. We'll see? (And is he running for POTUS, or Veep?) Speaking of Veep, does Kamala Harris have a chance? One new poll shows her beating Newsom 38 to 13. Another shows Newsom ahead by 5 points. Actions speak louder than polls. While Newsom is grabbing the stage, Harris is on a book tour. The last time Democrats tried a second time, Stevenson lost again. History does not smile on Democrats who fight the good fight, and lose. Newsom definitely has seized the lane of leaders who want to fight fire with fire, as he says. Now. And hard. There is a long list of great reasons Newsom should NOT be the Democratic nominee. But here is one good reason he should be: REAL MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IN CALIFORNIA Gavin Newsom was Lieutenant Guv from 2011 to 2019 and Guv since 2019. Shitty record, huh? One of the best arguments against California, and liberalism, is that this is the place where prosperity and progress go to die. And smart middle class people flee to Texas. It's not entirely untrue. One of my younger Trump-supporting tenants in her 20's who lived with her Mom left to Texas to seek a better life. A few years later she came back. California is the third best state for low-income people who want to be able to afford health care insurance to live in. Why? Because state income taxes soak the rich, which there are many of in California, and use it to subsidize overpriced health insurance. It may be overpriced. But with subsides working class people can at least have it. So Gavin Newsom will tax the rich to death? Right now he is ranting about how the Crazy Left insists on putting a 5 % one time wealth tax on the 2026 ballot. It will probably lose, in part because Newsom opposes it. Why do we want rich people to flee? Let them stay and make money and create jobs and pay income taxes at progressive rates. Polls say fewer than 50 % of Californians agree, and that is before the billionaires pay lots of money to kill the initiative. Most Americans favor taxing the rich more. Newsom will run in 2028 as the moderate saying the rich need to pay their fair share. But we don't want pitchforks and class warfare. Farmers in Iowa who are losing their health care subsidies and workers thanks to Trump and Vance might be willing to hear that message in 2028, I think. If it is some Governor from California who says, "I made this happen in my state," California might not sound so horrible. Beshear, of course, can say the same. So can Harris. I think the most powerful thing Newsom said in that interview above is that 27 % of the people who live in California were born in a foreign country. That is staggering. Why are they choosing to live in a shithole like California? I'm guessing Newsom will be able to explain that the answer is that this is the America that most Americans actually want America to be. You play by the rules. You make money. If you get rich you pay it forward. I spent a year volunteering as a team leader training other volunteers to go door to door to win same sex marriage at the ballot box in California. This was right after 2008, when Obama won but same sex marriage lost on the California ballot, narrowly. We did not know at the time SCOTUS and Anthony Kennedy would rule our way. So we planned for a Round 2 ballot fight in California that was never needed. One day I went door to door in an affluent East Bay community that had these beautiful mostly newly built mini-mansions. I swear to God not one person I spoke to was born in America. At least it felt that way. There was a Black Guy who was a doctor from Africa. There were Mexican business owners born in Mexico. And in particular there were tons of affluent Asian Americans. And while they may not have supported same sex marriage, they all understood what it means to be an outsider. That is actually why we targeted those neighborhoods. Lots of open-minded voters of all races who just want to get rich and get along. I was never more proud to be an American. This is the America people come to America for. Trump represents a vision of America that is anchored in the past. If you want 1980's New York City racism, he is your guy. Apes, anyone? If Beshear or Shapiro or Buttigieg or Moore or Whitmer or Harris can persuade Democrats that they are the future, good for them. I'd happily vote for any of them. But as Newsom noted in that interview, Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan would disagree with the idea that Californians can not be elected President. Like them, Newsom might be in the right place at the right time. (It took both Nixon and Reagan a few tries, of course.) Newsom can argue that he not only can build a better and more unified and prosperous future. He can argue he learned how to build it already in California, and made it work. Of course, the man has his flaws. He fought like hell for same sex marriage as Mayor of San Francisco. But I can forgive him for that. 😉

Hermana, I know we ain't gonna see eye to eye on this. You're into elegance, and I can't compete. I am quite sure in your hands we could design a truly elegant Klansman hood. I like things a bit more subtle than that. First, can we just do Black? Besides, Black is the new White, anyway, as @Barknaway knows. Even a dog can figure that out. Second, our dumb but lovable dog has figured out that quantity trumps quality. Who'd have guessed? Third, turns out Steve Bannon had this figured out all along. Black is the new MAGA.

Sadly, Bad Bunny took away my Spanish lessons, because he says my Spanish sucks. Happily, I convinced Ricky Martin to tutor me instead. Sure, he ain't as hot as he used to be. But neither am I. (Memo to self: be modest.) Besides, hermana, if we are being truly honest, I kind of like it when they at least sing part of the chorus in English. I mean, I got the "He bangs mi cuerpo" part, or something like that. If Ricky is mi Jefe, what the fuck else matters, anyway? Oh, shit. I forgot. MAGA Republicans oppose same sex marriage. Go back to being Straight, Ricky.

Carney constructs a mega anti-Trump trade alliance The Canadian prime minister is spearheading discussions between the EU and a major Indo-Pacific trade bloc after calling on middle powers to join forces. First of all, my apologies. I do not have a Tik Tok shaped video with morons saying stupid and usually false things. But give @Barknaway a big treat, anyway. He does not understand ideas. He will get his reward and think everything is going really well. Pitting Politico against @Barknaway is an unfair fight. @Barknaway is stupid, but lovable. I went to college with John Harris, one of the guys who runs Politico. He is more smart than lovable. So since @Barknaway can't speak for himself or defend his stupid not-really-even-ideas, let me put this piece of shit Canadian in his place. Canada is a second rate piece of shit country that would be lucky to be the 51st state. But is too fucking stupid to figure it out. They apparently did not get the memo when they elected this dumb ass. Talk is cheap. So talk all you want, Carney. Besides, every American knows Canadians talk funny anyway. The Indo-Pacific? Ha ha ha. What a fucking joke! More second rate pieces of shit. What are they gonna do? Everyone needs America. Fuck all you arrogant fucks! Now, our stupid dog notwithstanding, one can see how this kind of behavior might build a very powerful reaction. At this point, a little over one year in to The Reign Of King Trump, the question is not whether Carney can succeed in organizing the rest of the world against America. The question is: what would even motivate Canada to try such a thing? What did America do to piss them off so badly? And how do Americans feel about it? More specifically, how do people in Iowa feel about it? Iowa gave us Obama in 2008 and 2012, and then Trump in 2016 and 2024. What do the dumb Iowa farmers think? They are not as dumb as @Barknaway, of course . And some of those Iowa farm boys are pretty hot. Let's ask one. Wait! That's AI-generated. Must be bullshit, right? Only Tik Tok gives us facts and truth! Stupid farmers! Socialist newspapers! They must not be paying attention to Tik Tok! Did I mention there is a Senate race in Iowa this Fall? Ya heard it here first. Now, let's be clear. When you put together a #10 shit hole like Canada and a #13 shit hole like Mexico and a #37 shit hole like Denmark (ha ha ha weak fucking losers!) that does not magically make you #1. Only America is #1! You would think even a dumb fuck central banker like Carney The Canadian Clown would be able to do that math. Even @Barknaway can! Go rip Carney's throat open, @Barknaway. He is worse than Maduro! I think people in Iowa who are losing their farms or workers or health care will be fine with all this. Who gives a shit what the funny sounding freeloaders in Canada think, anyway! Bark, @Barknaway, bark!

Oh my God! He's learning. Extra treats for @Barknaway everyone!

Here, you incredibly moronic but lovable dog. Here is your treat for today. Trump Has Lost the Country’ | Interesting Times with Ross Douthat I m so happy for @Barknaway. @Barknaway does not understand thought and ideas. He barks and bites very will, though. That looks like a Tik Tok video, even though it isn't. @Barknaway will be overjoyed to see that the cascade of support for Trump, domestically and globally, grows by the hour! Except for these evil conservative Catholics like Ross Douthat. We need to sick ICE on him! Go get Ross Douthat, @Barknaway. He is a bad evil man. Go rip his throat open. Silence him! Bark! Bite! Kill!