Well, he won't go empty-handed, that's for sure.
After trying for a week or so, he now has access to the federal payment system. It's the federal government's 6 trillion dollar checking account used to pay salaries for federal workers, Social Security, Medicare, tax refunds and payments to grant recipients and government contractors - including Musk's competitors.
Previously, only a small number of Treasury Department career officials had access to the system but now Musk and his 'DOGE' buddies have their hands on the account. That's thanks to Scott Bessent, Trump's newly appointed Treasury Secretary who turned over access to the personal data of millions of Americans who never imagined Elon Musk would have access to their financial and medical information.
Don't get me wrong. It's possible he's not looking for a few trillion dollars to fund tax breaks for billionaires, and he may find that I've actually overpaid my taxes and Donald Trump has underpaid his. And if my Social Security checks go up and my Medicare payments come down, I'll be sure to post an update.
In the meantime, here's hoping that none of these new super-users gets hacked. 🤞