Everything posted by xpaulo
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Bangkok Report - Starting 2026 Right
Ha, ha... she was a very competitive lawyer and very money conscious. Also, it was tough for her there, she's quite tall and really stood out. She got a lot of attitude probably because of the Muslims and women thing, especially from other women. Her husband and me would get big smiles from a store clerks and she would just get a sullen stare. It happened a lot. Plus me and husband are short, but her long legs made long trips on the highway buses uncomfortable because of not much space between seats. And I think her husband's dirty sex obsessed mind made sure she was getting "plenty to eat at home" as Toronto Mayor Rob Ford once said.
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Fast-Track Immigration Line at El Dorado?
ha,ha... I hired a driver/guide in Bali in November. He told me the raid there on the gay sauna a few years ago was prompted by the owners of a new sauna paying off the police to eliminate their biggest compeitition.
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Fast-Track Immigration Line at El Dorado?
I'm going to Medellin on Friday. It will be the first time I go through passport control there. Have you gone through there in recent years noticed where the special kiosk is in relation to the other windows. I did the prepay this time, but apparently stiil have to go through the Canadian walk of shame.
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Medellin
That's for sure. Of course it's all relative. Asians seem like studs compared to Canadian escorts. I usually only contact foreigh guys when I am at home.
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Medellin
I just laughed out loud, which is something I rarely do anymore.
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Bangkok Report - Starting 2026 Right
Ha, ha.... know what you mean. I went to Malaysia with a buddy and his wife and she flipped out one day over a taxi driver who cheated us out of 60 cents. She was yelling at him and he said, "fuck you" and sped off. Well, him getting the last word and it being fuck you really pissed her off. Fortunately she was going home a week before us because she couldn't stop fuming over it and blaming all Malaysians.
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Brazil report
Domo was the third one. About a dozen guys, 30s and 40s. One spectacular guy probably late 20s. Handsome, fantastic perfect golden body. By himself, some of the other guys following him around. I only stayed about 20 minutes.
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Three weeks in Vietnam
Years ago I bought two nice paintings there at the artist's shop. They had to be shipped which I was skeptical about, but the artist pulled out a binder with emails from other satisfied Canadian customers who had received their paintings. I even recognized the name of a woman who worked for the same company as me. A few months later the wooden crate arrived safe and sound.
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Would you shop at a store which sold MAGA caps?
The US is becoming a gangster state. Trump is pardoning any convicted person in his gang including people involved in drug trafficking that's caused incalculable misery, the beatings of law enforcement officers at the Capitol as part of an effort to block Biden's certification as president, justifying the wrongful deaths of people protesting countless illegal arrests committed by goons, ridiculous financial actions that are damaging the US economy, Trump family and friends raking in cash related to his presidency, ceasing gov't activities that beneifit the US and the world. it goes on and on. Then there's the lies and lies and lies. Everything he's said about Canada is a lie. A valid criticism is that Canada has been relying on the US military for protection. That was acknowledged before Trump became president and military spending is rapidly rising..
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Brazil report
Hi, just spent a month in Brazil visiting Sao Paulo, Florianopolis, Curitiba and Belo Horizonte . Not much new to report. The highlight for me was contacting a scruffy guy I had seen in online semi-amateur gay Brazilian porn and fell in lust with. Not sure if 'Luiggi' is still performing. I met him once alone and then him and a friend of his a second time. They were great, I had to eventually end the session from exhaustion. Rented a condo on same block as Lagoa. It seemed to me that on any given night the individual and type of GPs could be almost completely different from the night before. I always asked to be their puta and they were enthusiastic. I think 1097 in BH was the first sauna I went to in Brazil and it's my 'spiritual home' for GPs. Unlike everybody else, I love the guys there and went full slut. Checked out the three places in Curitiba that have had GPs in the past. This was a Monday night and Club 773 was almost empty but had two GP tops there who were good. Tuesday night checked out Club and Sauna Opiniao. It was interesting, no sign of a sauna in operation but it was like a social club, A big card table underway and the bar room was packed. I'd say at least a dozen GPs, most with some rough edges which I like. It was busy and the guys were having fun. You'd have to know the lauguage though to join in. It wasn't open the next night or I would have gone again. In Florianopolis only met up with an escort duo and they were fun too. For me the working guys in Latin America always put a lot of effort into customer satisfaction and I really appreciate it.
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Bangkok trip report: 10 Days of Bliss.
Ha, ha... I find it disconcerting that as time goes by my recollection of an event or incident changes substantially to the point that sometimes the villain of the story is a person who wasn't even there, but rather a person I have a grudge against. I had an excellent memory when I was young. I won a current events quiz panel in grade 6, the others were all grade sevens. It was one the few times I remember my mother being proud of me. Now I'm a washed up boy genius.
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
This one translates as only brothering Só brotheragem sem penetração
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
I have no idea what his reply meant. The profiles were translated so maybe bromance or no penetration were a bad translation of what the GP meant,
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
I heard a podcast host refer to "post nut clarity." How an ejaculation can instantly change your judgement and decisons.
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Thailand trip November 2025
I know exactly what you mean, but I was in Bangkok early November and found a guy at Arena so perfect for me I couldn't believe my luck. Older, wiry hard body and just the right amount of dominance. He came to my hotel the next two days and then I had to leave. He said he had a wife and I believed him. Straight guys in other cultures can seem to adapt to the situation a lot easier than Canadians. Also had a great time at a massage place in Phnom Penh. I was looking for a guy with facial hair and he was only one. The first night the lighting in the room wasn't good and I didn't notice much about his body. I had a great time. The next night the lighting was better and I noticed he had defineId butt cheeks. I mentioned it and he did a couple of squats. During the session he oiled up for body to body. He was sitting astride my groin, I looked up and all the muscles on his torso were lit up and highlighted by the oil. What I thought was a bit of pudge on this belly was all muscle and abs above that. He also had this look on his face of sexual abandonment and I thought this guy is straight. I had one more great session with him and when I told him I was leaving the next day, all the niceness was replaced with a professional coolness. It's business.
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
Almost the opposite in Canada I think, the more they charge, and they charge a lot, the more indifferent they appear to be. The best garotos here are likely to be the most recent to Canada or just visiting to make some tuition money guys.
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
Off topic,but adjacent. In Garoto Com Local, I see some of the guys say, "just bromance, no penetration". Does anybody know if that means I couldn't suck their dicks.
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Phnom Pehn report - brief
I went to SpaceHair after my evening visit to Hatha. There were only the four hunky guys who were working there. And me. One chatted a bit, the others just sat within a few feet of us so I didn't want to embarrass myself by asking any awkward questions. I asked where the bathroom was hoping one might follow me to the back to ask me if wanted his services. Nobody followed me. Then I left. I was curious if they are available. The hotel is fine. The room decor seemed dated to me. The staff are eager to help the guests.
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Hurghada Egypt Report October 2025
I could use this advice. Is this to get it hard or rubbing the head back and forth for the whole job, no deep throat.
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Phnom Pehn report - brief
Hi, checked out Hatha Khmer massage last night. I've seen so-so reviews of the massages there, but another site's review suggested the type of guy there may be more to my liking. When the proprietor opened the curtain there about a dozen guys jumping around, but I only saw one. He had a beard, older and nice looking. The manager confirmed he's a top. What followed was one of the best experiences I can remember. That's not necessarily a big deal as my experiences have been limited. But still. This trip has been incredible. I chose the only guy with facial hair at the Banana spa in Bali, at Arena in BKK and now here in PP and they've all been wonderful. PS One learned lesson, the Grab ride from Sun and Moon in rush hour 1 hr, 15 minutes. The ride back was 15 minutes.
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Trip Report: Silom
Just to contrast with most of the guys who had what I call a bowl cut, but that's probably not accurate either. I could have just said a regular haircut but that wouldn't help much. I suppose there are names for hairstyles. I don't know them.
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Trip Report: Silom
I do not. Maybe 13 or 15. One of the shorter guys with a more American style haircut rather than the black sort of bowl cut a lot of the other guys had. A mischievous grin that’s more for show and one of few guys during the line up/rotation who was engaging with audience members mimicking jerking off a huge dick. He said he’s 25 which seemed about 25. He wore a cowboy hat in a solo dance.
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Trip Report: Silom
Ha,ha.. I am also wrapping up a two day visit to Bangkok. Huge thanks to the commenters who recommended Arena. Ten seconds after my walking in, a guy walked in from an adjoining room and I pointed and said "Him" as he was the only guy there with facial hair which for some reason has become really important to me. As it turned it out he's exactly what I was hoping for, older, he says 40, with a ruggedly handsome face, a flat belly with some visible abs and beautiful brown skin. He's very pleasant and delightfully comfortable to be with. He says he grew up in farming country a few hours from Bangkok and showed me a couple of staged photos from when he was young in a farm field in traditional Thai clothing. He is exceptionally handsome in the photos and I asked if he had wanted to get into modeling and he nodded yes, but I'm not sure he understood me. When I asked he said he has a girlfriend. We've had two very enjoyable meetings and I will see him again tomorrow before my flight. I was also at Fresh Boy last night. I went about 9:30. I suppose old fat tourists are a target because they sat me in the front row in front of the stage. The guys were lined up doing a rotation on the stage. Most were too twinky for me, but one in his 20s started making faces and gestures at me and later sat with me for a drink. He said his name is Noah. He did a solo dance number as a cowboy and was a back up dancer a bit later. I told him I couldn't stay up to 1 am and he waved over a fixer guy. We settled on 3,000 for Noah, the house fee and a room upstairs. I assume they assumed it wouldn't take long for Noah get back downstairs and they were right. But I left happy, He's a sexy guy and I got a mouthful of sweet leche. I'm not sure if it's @Olddaddy who often mentions the breakfast special at Foodland. But I went there this morning to get as much of the GayGuides Bangkok experience as possible. The Grab experience at the airport was chaos but once I realized the number on my confirmation was the car's license plate I calmed down and it went smoothly. Extra special thanks to @floridarob who has been so helpful and patient with me in answering questions about Asian destinations. It made a big difference for my first stop in Bali and several 'massage'nfun' guys can also be grateful. Cambodia is next.
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Hotel Roma - Escorts on Site
Certainly theres a lot of guys on the list I have not been interested in, but there's been some that I really like that I would not have found anywhere else. Tough looking working class guys. The kind of guys I grew up with and so painfully lusted after in my teen years.
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Hotel Roma - Escorts on Site
I have booked a guy with Ferchos several times.. Always more than satisfied. I speak liitte Spanish, but the fellow always picks the right kind of guy for me. Each time the converstation with the guy on the phone telling me in Spanish it was necessary to send some money and each time I replied in Engish, that's impossible and then gone to the hotel. The guy I booked has always been there.