Keithambrose

Koi carp, I assume

My pleasure! There is always Dignitas, in Switzerland, also foolproof, but pricey!

Get lost crossing the road?

Sorry that I will miss you...

Is cottaging one of your hobbies?

I am salivating already! I have a guide from Siam Roads, so I hope he knows all about this.

Wither to what?

Strangely, there seem to be a number of cases where guys, normally guys, miss, when holding gun to head. Often just blow out their jaw. A shotgun in the mouth is fairly foolproof!

Elephants never forget! Impressive that you remember! I was taught history well, and that made it interesting! 1618, in fact, but said to be two earlier in 15th century. Some South African police stations also had unreliable windows in the apartheid era..

Ah, now understood!

First, and last?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! I thought the water show was a bit tacky, but some of the acrobatic sex, trapeze, etc, was great!

Interesting. I wonder what market they are aiming at?

I am aiming to be back 6th January for 10 days. A friend of mine, whom I have known for 45 years, has an elephant party on the second Sunday of January.

Fascinating to see that each area has it's own brown envelope authority! I wonder who charges the most!

Indeed, a detailed inspection if possible!

Seconded. It's on my list for 2 weeks time. As members have said, bring back the old days, with multiple sex shows in Soi Twilight, some with audience participation!

Very reasonable. I have found that sometimes it's fully booked.

Readership? Good luck with congestion charge, yet more opportunity for brown envelopes!

Mind you, I am currently in Prague, which has its own defenestration issues! As well as attractive boys....

Indeed, Russian windows seem very unsafe....

There was a famous incident in Hong Kong years ago, where a well known policeman, macLennan, nvolved in a gay sex scandal, was said to have committed suicide by shooting himself 5 times with a .38 gun. He had been charged with homosexual offences, then illegal in Hong Kong. It was generally thought to be impossible to shoot yourself 5 times, with a heavy gun, though he had apparently left a suicide note. MacLennan knew of many gay scandals higher up the tree in HK, and there was concern he would name names. There were various enquiries, mostly of the whitewash variety, and the affair never satisfactorily explained. Books have been written, etc, and it is said that the affair led to the decriminalisation of homosexuality in HK.

More than one?

By taxi? Or 10 mins Old Daddy walking?

Could be painful!