Keithambrose

Close to Spike Milligan, "I told you I was ill." I gather W C Fields did not have a tombstone, thus the frequent suggestion that it said, "on the whole I'd rather be here than in Philadelphia", is apocryphal. Shame!

Really brings home the personal losses and total destruction.

Luckily, I don't have a basement!

I have seen, and used, a couple of Nepali escorts, here in London, a few years ago. Pretty good. Now disappeared.

Which is easy to do with multiple personalities!

You are assuming that he reads his posts!

Some of the Thai guys on there have been using the same pics for many years!

Do they have a postal system?

I agree. I don't answer any calls that are not in my contact list.

I took off from Suvarnabhumi on Monday, and after about 5 mins, all you could see was flooding everywhere, it went on for many miles, roads disappeared, isolated patches of high ground. Odd houses, otherwise just water.

Daydreamer by name, Daydreamer by nature!

Er, it was a joke... I think we all know what an aperitif is!

He was busy at the time.

Well, at least they had been born!

But it would restrict your day time activities. Perhaps that would be ok?. No more rice with garlic.

Mind you, as a vampire you would be ageless.

He means more like over 70.......

Very clever. And 'Simples'?

Clearly not! Worth knowing.

Obliged the idea of "apperatips"!

Old Daddy, of course

And the many bottles of ketchup/catsup?

I may have to leave suddenly!

If you shower together at the beginning, difficult for boy to remain clothed!

I was doing A levels a long-time ago, when Larkin and Hughes hadn't entered the curriculum!