Keithambrose

Not with a companion?

Who would have thought it....

Can't we move on?

What a cornucopia of cocks! All tops, or mixture?

When I was there, a few weeks ago, there were two really sexy young waiters whose tight trousers showed off their charm!

Ho, ho. The latter, I'm afraid.

Thank you! I'll let you know if I am returning!

Er, as said £1,100.

You may have stamp collecting business in your room! I have taken the odd guest into the lounge, without problems.

Or, indeed, any walk! Do they still have rickshaws, or sedan chairs?

Can be messy otherwise!

Taken to the ultimate level.

The UK is going to anothervlevel on AI child pirn.AI-generated child sex abuse images targeted with new laws IMAGE SOURCE,GETTY IMAGES Image caption, Those who have been found to own AI "paedophile manuals" could be jailed for up to three years Sima Kotecha Senior UK Correspondent Published 2 hours ago Four new laws will tackle the threat of child sexual abuse images generated by artificial intelligence (AI), the government has announced. The Home Office says that, to better protect children, the UK will be the first country in the world to make it illegal to possess, create or distribute AI tools designed to create child sexual abuse material (CSAM), with a punishment of up to five years in prison. Possessing AI paeodophile manuals will also be made illegal, and offenders will get up to three years in prison. These manuals teach people how to use AI to sexually abuse young people. "We know that sick predators' activities online often lead to them carrying out the most horrific abuse in person," said Home Secretary Yvette Cooper. "This government will not hesitate to act to ensure the safety of children online by ensuring our laws keep pace with the latest threats." The other laws include making it an offence to run websites where paedophiles can share child sexual abuse content or provide advice on how to groom children. That would be punishable by up to 10 years in prison. And the Border Force will be given powers to instruct individuals who they suspect of posing a sexual risk to children to unlock their digital devices for inspection when they attempt to enter the UK, as CSAM is often filmed abroad. Depending on the severity of the images, this will be punishable by up to three years in prison. Artificially generated CSAM involves images that are either partly or completely computer generated. Software can "nudify" real images and replace the face of one child with another, creating a realistic image. In some cases, the real-life voices of children are also used, meaning innocent survivors of abuse are being re-victimised. Fake images are also being used to blackmail children and force victims into further abuse. The National Crime Agency (NCA) said it makes around 800 arrests each month relating to threats posed to children online. It said 840,000 adults are a threat to children nationwide - both online and offline - which makes up 1.6% of the adult population. Cooper said: "These four new laws are bold measures designed to keep our children safe online as technologies evolve. "It is vital that we tackle child sexual abuse online as well as offline so we can better protect the public," she added. Some experts, however, believe the government could have gone further. Prof Clare McGlynn, an expert in the legal regulation of pornography, sexual violence and online abuse, said the changes were "welcome" but that there were "significant gaps". The government should ban "nudify" apps and tackle the "normalisation of sexual activity with young-looking girls on the mainstream porn sites", she said, describing these videos as "simulated child sexual abuse videos". These videos "involve adult actors but they look very young and are shown in children's bedrooms, with toys, pigtails, braces and other markers of childhood," she said. "This material can be found with the most obvious search terms and legitimises and normalises child sexual abuse. Unlike in many other countries, this material remains lawful in the UK." IMAGE SOURCE,BENJAMIN CREMEL/PA WIRE Image caption, Home Secretary Yvette Cooper said the UK will be the first country in the world to make

Yes, I agree, but what I meant was that you could quite happily eat there, if you didn't want to go out.

Naked is always a good choice!