Everything posted by floridarob
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Desperate for confirmation? Hardly. 😂 Keith asked you a simple question. You're the one who turned it into a Broadway production. Nobody needed confirmation. Your writing style announced your arrival before you even finished the first paragraph. And darling, your purse fell out of your mouth. That was another dead giveaway ☠️ Counting my paragraphs now? How flattering. Too bad you don't put as much effort into making yours worth reading.....by others. As for hearing “no” often, is that really the best you could come up with? All those words, all that vocabulary, and you end up with a schoolyard insult. What a waste of a perfectly good thesaurus...... And weren't you leaving, Again? For someone who says “adieu” so often, you certainly have trouble finding the exit. Perhaps your next reincarnation could come with a map and a gag. 🙄
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Oh, Riobard, still can't manage a simple yes or no, can you? 😂 “Amateur identity archaeology”? Good grief, nobody needed to dig. You arrived wearing a fake moustache, a tutu, and announcing yourself with the same old verbal 🎢 And now you're reviewing my pizza without ever tasting it? How very you. At least my customers come back for more. Can't say the same for your audience 🤷♂️ “Adieu to you and you”? Another fake farewell performance? Careful, you're going to wear out the revolving door....but please do😘
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TOGAYTHER White Clip YouTube
They have a night market inside the rooms 😲
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My September 2026 rainy season trip to Bangkok and Pattaya
You've seen it in the mirror? What about your ass, tougher to see, no 😘
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Bali as a retirement option
From Google: Getting residency in Bali for retirement is quite structured, but highly achievable since you meet the age criteria. [1, 2] Pathways to Long-Term Residency in Bali The Retirement KITAS (E33F Visa): Since you are 64, you are fully eligible for this temporary residence permit designed specifically for foreigners aged 55 or 60+ who do not wish to work locally. It is issued for 1 year and can be renewed annually for up to 5 years, after which you can apply for a permanent KITAP residency. Financial Requirements: You need to show proof of a stable passive monthly income or pension of at least USD $3,000, along with recent bank statements showing an ending balance of at least USD $2,000. Other Requirements: You must provide a local housing lease agreement, hold a valid health insurance policy for at least a year, and commit to employing local domestic helpers. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] The Second Home Visa (E33): This is a sponsor-free 5- or 10-year multi-entry residency pathway aimed at self-funded expats and retirees. Financial Requirements: This option carries a much higher financial barrier. Within 90 days of arriving, you must commit to either placing a USD $130,000 deposit into a state-owned Indonesian bank or buying luxury Indonesian real estate valued at a minimum of USD $1,000,000. [1, 2] Working with a trusted local visa agency is highly recommended to navigate the sponsorship, lease documentation, and electronic filing smoothly I'd live in Bali or somewhere around there.....but the distance ☹️
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Wellmax: Saunatainment or Hype?
I stay on my own turf.... I leave the priests to theirs. ⛪
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My Cambodian Dream
Something I'm incapable of.... which you probably knew even before we met in person 🤣
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Oh Keith, you asked a simple yes-or-no question and got the entire Sound of Music soundtrack in return. 😂 Different screen name, same verbosity. Either he thought nobody would recognize him, or he simply forgot his old login credentials. You can change your name, but that unmistakable trail of verbal diarrhea follows you everywhere. Welcome back, Riobard! 😂 And speaking of reincarnations, I wonder if Peter might be lurking somewhere under a new name too. Perhaps trying a little harder not to be recognized? 😏
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I spoke to Reader and he texted me this the other day: Saphan Kwai indeed going strong as @macaroni21 says. I'm up there about five times weekly when I'm in town. Here's a capsule report: It's about a 25-minute trip from Sala Deang (47 baht each way with change of train at Siam). Lots of ice candy both ways. My most frequent stop is LoveBoy (formerly Phetboy) Massage. Large roster of Lao, Myanmar, Thai and occasional Vietnam guys. Second favorite is 15M Masssage with somewhat smaller but well curated selection. Third is Star Masssage with not dissimilar crew. All of the above are no more than 5 minute walk from BTS stop. Loveboy and 15M shop fee is 400 for one-hour oil. Minimum tip is 1,000 baht with a handful a boy higher. Fee to the shop is 400 baht. Star shop fee starts at 500 and escalates with type of room. Minimum tip also 1,000. Loveboy is open 24/7 and other two I believe close at midnight. It's been my experience that Loveboy and 15M are most likely to have guys hanging around shop during evening hours. Star not so much. You can reserve guy you see on websites on same day without paying deposit. Other shops I've visited include One Spa (15 minute walk), KMan Spa (5 minute walk), 27M, Home Spa and Phoenix (all about 25 minute walk). Shop fees range from 450-500) with minimum tips in1000 to 1200 range. There's another small shop, BT House, about a 20 minute walk, on same road (Sutthisan). I encourage visitors to sample the shops in Saphan Kwai. And for the record, my favorite shop in Silom is Sun Massage on Silom soi 6. Hope that helps! Thanks to Floridarob for passing it along.
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Wellmax: Saunatainment or Hype?
What is this? With people cheering I hope 😁 In Sao Paulo and also Sauna Mania, I've brought hook ups (pros and from apps) with me to alleviate that worry, then others joined in
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My Cambodian Dream
My advice: Don't overthink so much I'm sure @vinapu has some wiser words that his grandmother or mom would've said 😉
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GASS.BK nightclub
Not yet, part of the vampire life is no sun damaged- alligator type skin .... but I do take vitamin D for lack of sun , and that's not code for Dick 😉
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TOGAYTHER White Clip YouTube
All gays inside.... read the comments and look at their Google listing, people say it gets cruisey 🤷♀️ https://share.google/reYc7NL6qUubbJzUT
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GASS.BK nightclub
I that why you have a trademark bag, to keep your clothes in? Must be the sexy underwear? Aunty Vin, did you do the underwear to save 300 baht..... I know that's the excuse I'd use, but with my tattoos people think I'm wearing clothes even when I'm naked 😉
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Weekends in Bangkok 2026
There goes my size queen theory ☹️
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Cairo Report (September 2026)
Should've skipped the food 😆 Good report!
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Speaking from personal experience?
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Weekends in Bangkok 2026
This.....
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Chiang Mai Off Season September 2026 Updates
You've graduated from just a room size queen....👍
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Weekend trip rainy season. What to expect?
Gin ☠️
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Weekend trip rainy season. What to expect?
I was hoping you said you were in Business class and your grandmother had said, you can't take it with you....
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Hmmm....
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Weekend trip rainy season. What to expect?
I thought you didn't check luggage and were a light traveler..... did you fly Business this time?
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Weekends in Bangkok 2026
Gee... I wonder who this could be, did he lose esteemed title or was this to throw us off the scent 😆
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Deluge in Pattaya
I'm Glad you stayed away especially end of Sept....because I've been known to say "I told you so" 😁