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He's the one that stood me up...so I think I saved a lot more than 36 baht and skipped an even worse night, lol It's against my nature, my accountant always told me I was meant to be a lawyer, not sure if that was a compliment or not 😝

So, kind of like Pattaya, I was totally messed up on my 2nd night , sleep wise afer the 1st night and my sleep didn't get in sync on the 2nd night. Plus my body told me to recuperate and I did. I was ready for the 3rd night....woke up at 530am and thought I was going to be fucked again come later, but I kept busy and it's now almost 5am and I'm ok, nearly 24 hrs later. I went to MBK to look for a shirt I bought last time that I really liked, but it seems like is an old model and were out of my size.....so I bought a coupe of different ones. Went to DQ for a blizzard, always makes me happy, surprised how many they sell out of such a small stand in the mall. Decided to get a haircut at David #5, near where the gay hotel on Rama IV was (BBB INN)... got there just in times before 5 other locals came in shortly after me...the wait would have been ridiculous. Needed to buy some alcohol and was 4pm, so had to kill an hour....damn law for the drunk school kids, lol So I walked around Silom looking at the massage shops....ZERO interesting nor anyone interested in business, just their phones! Ran into a group of construction guys getting off work, thought about inviting a few for drinks.... Went to Foodland to do my shopping with a few minutes left on the alcohol timer.....so ridiculous. Messaged @vinapu to see what his plans were and we settled to meet at Hotmale downstairs bar at 7pm.....I was punctual, he was 4 minutes late. However this time he came straight to me instead of going to someone else, thinking it was me.... progress! Hung out there for an hour and we decided to walk to Tawan/Soi 6 to see if his Tawan massage guy was there....he wasn't (supposedly). The guy that was outside (I'll come back to him later) said he usually comes late, so we did a roundtrip of Soi 6, without anything interesting, except @vinapuknew a massage guy there from years ago. On the way back to Tawan, his "massage" guy came outside and they both disappeared into the heavens. We agreed to meet up later.....he wanted to see SOL at 10pm, since he hadn't been there before. I hesitated to go in @400 baht a drink, didn't look promising, but I did it for moral support, lol. I couldn't stand the entire show and left, they're hitting the Cabaret market, not the whores like us 🙄 Back to Hotmale bar downstairs....after the show he came over and we contemplated Hot Male upstairs or Screw Boy....I checked out Hot Male, was packed and the big cock show was on, we decided to try Screw boys. One of the guys that I almost fell in love with , that messaged me saying he was going back to Cambodia tonight, was shocked to see me walk in, as was I surprised to see him there, nothing shocks me anymore in Thailand, unless if Gayinpattaya bought me a drink maybe. I REALLY liked this guy and was willing to overlook everything...I don't go out with much CASH, but have credit cards....I asked the mamasan if I could pay with card if I bought a boy drink (soda only 400baht) and an off, 500 baht....10% cc commission , wtf? I said , ok I won't no neither and they said ok....yet another example of Thai business logic. Lose 900 baht of almost free money and to lose what comes to a max 4% cc commission, of 36 baht??? If you know me, I'm a stubborn man of principles, lol I made an agreement with the kid, I'd see him after work at Hot Male at 2am....I half knew he wouldn't show, and he didn't. Meanwhile I lost 2 options at Super A and 1 at Hot male downstairs. Will I ever learn..... doubtfully , I believe in people more than I should. Since I had about 2 hrs to wait for him I walked Surawong looking for a foot massage, this is when I ran into the Tawan guy that was outside of the bar, with 2 other guys....He told me I could pay for the 3 of them to eat and I could join them, lmfao. I told him I was full and am on a diet, but he could fuck me for free if he wanted too....he didn't get the irony. The only massage of the surawong shops wanted to do, was a body oil massage, because they know that have a happy ending upsell chance, but not with only a foot massage. The last place next to Tarntawan hotel agreed to take me in and A cute 20 yr old Laos boy did it and was fun, I'll give him a chance to do a full body, he was playful with my cock/balls because I was in my boxers only, was late and only us in the shop and I didn't want to use massage pants. After finishing, went back towards Hot Male and ran into the Tawan guy and friends AGAIN! I asked, "you still eating, wtf" he laughed and offered me some of his food, he redeemed himself. Hung out waiting for Screw Boy guy and never appeared nor read/replied any of my Line messages..... So I went to Silom, as DJ and GOD was letting out. Was like a scene of the night of the living dead, as you can imagine.....WASTED ASIANS stumbling all over the place. I sat on the side stoop and watched the show go on for about an hour, was entertaining/sad at the same time. I got on Grindr and a thai/Turkish guy messaged me, staying on soi 5....nothing added up, his story or his pics. So blew him off and never heard back from him. Saw a guy on Silom that claimed to work at a soi 6 massage shop, some made up name place, I gave him the "give me a sample" line, again, saved me, total shit massage, dodged a bullet there! Ran into one of the guys that work selling the good underwear on Silom, I've known him for awhile, I think I make him nervous, he knows I like him, lol I wasn't hungry, but how could I pass up Foodland on the way back to my hotel.....there was a few interesting guys there to watch, again for the entertainment value. End of the story, @vinapu booked a 1 AM guy as not to end up empty handed like me and I am always looking for the best in people, which seems to be more difficult anywhere these days.... Long post, not as eloquent as most, but I'm writing it before I go to sleep and my memory is erased by aliens overnight. Forgot to mention we met up with a board member in SOL, I forget his name, the aliens have already gotten to me.... Also , Screw boy guy just messaged me saying he's in Cambodia now, lol I met a Brazilian American YEARS ago in Rio that used to hang out in front of Corujinha in Rio, was like Malaysia hotel back in the day, before the internet, hook up place after the bars to meet MB's. I always remember his advice, yet don't always follow it.... NEVER trust guys that suck cock for money.....if they're willing to do that, you never know what they're capable of doing. Maybe not today or weeks/months from now.... but at some point they'll do SOMETHING and you can't be surprised by it. Some just show their true colors sooner than others 🙄 Sarcastic, yes....accurate....give it time, you'll see. A few pics, so you get the vibe of the night.

That's being generous.... I've tried to convince Rodolfo to install some sound panels to reduce the echo....he only has HUGE cocks on his mind, little else.

Took Mike Taxi from Pattaya to BKK 1200 baht, driver showed up early, like always...was a female 😲 Had to stop for gas before leaving, why she wasn't prepared? Then restroom stop within 45 mins, wtf. Got to Tarntawan, feels like home here, I know all the staff. Was going to meet my German friend at Circus at 9pm, so I slept even though I wasn't tired..... Stopped by Hot Male on my way to Circus, didn't see Alex so I just kept going.....Circus was busy but not packed. Watched the drag shows from outside and talked to a couple of the host boys from Cambodia....My German friend that lives here usually wants to go home early, but we stayed until midnight, I was surprised, but he liked one of the Cambodia boys and he tipped him....he never tips boys, lol Did a walk around soi 6 from Silom as all the massage shops were closing and went to Super A....was late, sad and disappointing @reader maybe I was just too late 😟 Walked back to Hot Male and Alex was there, his night off but was drinking (surprise, lol) I like him so much. Went over towards ScrewBoys, everyone was outside because was a drag show on....I cruised and chatted with a few guys, one really got my attention. I told him to see me at Hot Male when he finished. He and a friend came over and said they were going to Banana Bar for after hours.....I went to my hotel to refill some cash (I don't have so many pockets) and went to Banana Bar, you'd never know anything was open on soi 4, was pitch dark..... went upstairs and found Screwboy guy and we hung out and got progressively drunk together. Invited he and his friend back to my hotel, but first a stop at Foodland for food.....then so much fun back at my room. We went on for HOURS....I hope to see him again tonight, I hope he's alive, he still hasn't read my line message. I woke up horny around 11am and checked Grindr...was some guy my type, said he was hanging out at Lumphini and would come for 1000 baht, no need to negotiate at that price. I waited outside of the hotel to make sure he looked like his pics....he did. 30 minute massage then we had some good sex, another one I'd see again, maybe tomorrow. The screwboys guys only asked for 1000 each if I went with both, was almost like 2 for 1 ..... First night was a good one....I hope the rest of the nights are as much fun.

In his dreams, he's a miserable sexless guy, on this board of all places 🙄 The illegals force the rednecks to use the drugs, that's a novel idea ....

You can only go up when it's so low.... Never answered me about what countries you've been to, stop being like a politician and pivoting. Are you allowed out of the basement?? Or are you too scared??

Yes, all certain that they knew what they were doing, when it was obvious almost immediately that two had no clue how to massage......made my choice so much easier.

You just sound more like an idiot every time you regurgitate this scare tactic. Have you ever been to another country, especially one where the US has a history of interfering with their elections to install someone that supposedly will do what US corporations wanted.....or where the US consumers fuel the drug trade? Again, have you been anywhere besides your mother's basement?

I thought about that, but we were both tipsy....he thought he left it at a copy place he didn't remember giving it at my hotel reception.

Didn't do too much, decided to give my liver a break. Day 4, the Lao guy from Jomtien forgot his passport at my hotel the night before, so he came over for it and we went another round. I caught up on some stuff from US/Mexico, really messed my sleep up. Day 5, last night in Pattaya....another Liver rest day and the streets of Boystown seemed pretty calm/dead for being in season....went to Paradise Massage around the corner, tested 4 guys on their massage technique and took one to my room at Ambiance around the corner, they agreed for the same price...I prefer not only the comfort of my room, it's that when we're finished, I'm already home for the night.

He is to racists what Stonewall and gay pride is to gays. He made it ok for them to come out of their closet and openly hate on other races/nationalities , immigrants, etc.....

I'm sure your prostate thanks you too...😉

Just used it again tonight, I was contemplating between 4 guys, but after the test, there was a clear winner....Otherwise I would've been thinking, wtf this guy doing working at a massage shop, during the entire massage 🙄

Put him in the "uninformed/gullible" group, youtube's algorithms are feeding him......

I wasn't in the area

Next you'll be yelling "Get Off My Lawn" Where did you come up with this brainstorm.....maybe it's you that's out of touch? When you opening your bar?

As a vampire, I recommend everything after sundown....

He's new, not in the union yet... No, across the street, up the alley and turn left, 1st shop down. The place you showed has tourists prices, but is good, service is usually bitchy.....doesn't open until 5pm.

Barely remember anything..... Woke up late, 8pm....thought about not going out, but knew I'd be awake all night on Grindr so I headed to Jomtien Complex. Saw Gayinpattaya, lost a lot of weight and got a mans haircut, so doesn't look like a lesbian anymore 😝 Walked around, looked very busy for a Mon night....sat and drank at Cocka2 bar, Rob, the owner from Australia is such a nice guy. There's always a big table out front with Farangs from all over coming and going, always a good vibe. Closed at 2am because word was police would be checking in. Some guys were sitting outside a bar across the way and I stopped to talk with them, I liked a small guy from Laos and someone mentioned he had a big dick, not that I needed to know that, but helped with my decision to take him to my room. Both of us drunk and horny, he gave a nice massage then we fucked for nearly 1.5 hours and yes, big dick and stayed hard the whole time. We went to sleep about 6am and woke up at noon, went to lunch nearby here, if you like Thai food, there is this little hole in the wall place you'd never find unless you're looking for it. I had Pad Kaprow pork with 2 fried eggs, he had seafood tom yum, 2cokes and bill was 190 baht....is maybe my favorite Thai restaurant at the moment, found it when I was here in Sept. It's not even listed on Google Maps.....was part of the reason I stayed in Boystown area instead of Jomtien.... https://maps.app.goo.gl/dpS7ynM9XrnwibPh9 It's the place with the green awning, I think they're closed on Monday.

Not going to happen, but in case you missed it, you're a step away from being booted from the site.....or did you not think that was about you 🙄

You know when you are watching/reading a documentary about a dictator and you wonder why someone didn't do something about them before it was too late....we're at that point now. And you have people like Emmet just blindly following him and allowing it to happen. They talk about Biden destroying the country, but can't say how, because it's the best economy ever according to all the numbers, but they like to "scare" people with immigrants coming, saying they are all killers and drug dealers when they mostly want to clean hotel rooms, hospitality work, construction work, manual labor...you know all the things we have a shortage of in the country? The reason Trump didn't have this was because of Covid, and we know how fucking great everything was with the screaming Yam in charge during Covid....he's part of the reason it turned into a worldwide pandemic. Obama dealt with Ebola, Zika, H1N1 (swine flu) & SARS.....but you see the difference when you have a real leader in the White House being Proactive and organized with all the worlds health leaders, the outcome was very different than the Orangeman acting like a child and closing his eyes thinking it would go away on its own, like he did with syphillis. Remember Obama even left a pandemic "playbook"....yet, let's put this moron back in office so he can do Putin's work, dismantle NATO so he can take over Ukraine, China can have Taiwan and well, the US will be Trumps. Seth McFarland recently said on an interview if he is voting for Biden, he said when he votes he votes for the TEAM that each president will hire, attributing the president to being like a director and his staff/cabinet being like the Cinematographer, sound people, lighting people, etc....as a director he takes advice from his experts 95% of the times, same as a president should do......If Trump wins again, he will hire all YES men then won't disagree with him, like dictators do. So he said voting for Trump will be voting for a TEAM that will do whatever the President wants, which is dangerously like being a dictator. When Trump was asked if he's be a dictator....he never said NO, keep that in mind, he does everything in the open , thinking that makes it legal.

He only likes data that agrees with his narrative....notice he never once has answered anything I asked him.....except once, where he mentioned he was a school teacher, and people complain about the education system, I can see why if there are more "teachers" like him, wtf?

I turn them into erotic calls, the females usually hang up right away, the guys start with name calling and I tell them that makes me hornier....if they are obvious from the Filipines, I ask them if they have a big cock and do I get ES (extra services) after the call, if they are indian I ask how hairy is their ass/cock and have they already had sex with their uncle or cousin first......... some stick right on script and keep talking about whatever they called for no matter what I say, lol

I didn't ask, but maybe not...I asked him a few questions in Thai and he didn't answer, like he didn't understand.......but you may be right. Mamasan and another Thai customer were confused but said it's better that I found out now and not in the room that he was a flake.

There's whole reels of his gaffs....My favorite is when he was talking to Tim Apple, yet denies ever saying that...it's on fucking video. He's such a child.