floridarob

Not sure if I’ll do a full trip report on my 12 nights here — it’s Pattaya, so you already know the drill. Some great nights, some “why did I leave my room for this,” and plenty of the familiar patterns.... I did go with a Dream Boys guy that was able to cum 2 times, 3 nights in a row 😳 Tonight was supposed to be my quiet night because I’m heading to Bangkok tomorrow and actually wanted to be fresh. But Mr. Bacardi had other plans, so I ended up at Cocka2 in the Complex having “just a couple.” I finished off what was left in my bottle and was fixing to leave (that’s a Texan phrase), when I noticed a cute guy selling food from this giant bag. Went over to chat. He said he was 19, which… my eyes told me otherwise, so I had one of the waiters check his ID — turns out he’s 29. So I switched to my limited flirty Thai and told him he was handsome… nit noi, lol. He asked me for 100 baht, and I jokingly said, “Do you want to boom boom me for 1000?” His eyes popped open like I’d just offered him a winning lottery ticket. He goes, “I boom boom YOU?” all shocked. I said sure — “You have POWER?” He said yes, although let’s just say it took him a while in the room to find it 🙄 So off we went, giant bag of food products and all. Once inside, he had quite the bush happening, so I told him, “Let’s use the clippers and trim that shit — it’ll look bigger.” Into the shower he went, trimming the forest (and his pits), and I pray the drain survives. The sex itself? Very mediocre. He needed straight porn to get going, and it took a while, but we both got there in the end. Honestly, the whole scenario — the randomness, the bag of food, the ID check, the shower trim — was fun. Still… not your average Pattaya night or is it 😝, which somehow made it all worth it 🤷‍♂️

Midnight Christmas Mass?

I'll wait and see if he can pull it off, not an easy task, ESPECIALLY in Thailand. Pay attention to how every customers bill must be reviewed by him before given to a customer.... there is a reason.

Do you yell "Get off my lawn!!" as well? Or sister...

There are so many app options that are free ar nearly free.... and who were you writing those paper UK checks (or cheques) to in Thailand?

how many nights did you go out there?

I used to, @TotallyOz you still in touch with Danilo?

You guys with landlines are really dating yourselves, I "cut the cord" at least 20 years ago.... do you have AOL accounts, write checks and pay for cable TV still 😳

Me exaggerate??? Never..... Sarcasm, almost always 😉

No, but thank God he is.... That joke always reminds me of this clip with Michael Landon on Johnny Carson:

That's because you ARE a sexy man, they just can't resist 😍

This sums up the bar, if you had $100usd bills hanging out of your mouth, maybe it would be different lol

because it would've been free or because you guys had a common friend.... @Olddaddy 😁

The same thing locals complain about and have complained about with foreigners from other countries, overpaying🤷‍♂️

I know 2 Mexicans that got drugged, years ago the day after I left, we were in the same apt, so I was lucky. I did get it in Medellin over a decade ago, but is Devil's breath there...

Yet no mention of Golden Cock..... the comedy gold someone will have if they open the upstairs comedy club. I don't predict a success, especially with those prices, with that location and ambiance 🤷‍♂️

Sex ?

It's the same and it's the only street in Thailand with working girls that we get totally ignored by them, I love it 😝

I was wondering if there was some bias while reading this, lol

You can have sex with him, he's into older guys 🤷‍♂️

Is that a challenge?

@BjornAgain I've never noticed this phrase was so popular until recently 🤷‍♂️

Next door to where Golden Cock used to be, looks like a restaurant, so not too obvious that there are people for off, They've had freelancers, I wrote about one of them somewhere previously, that when we got to the room he wanted some ridiculous amount like 5k 0r 10k baht, I don't remember needless to say, we didn't do anything and I returned him to Mr, O's and they apologized, it was his 1st and last day there.

At night, guys (and girls) sitting outside, I thought they were just drinking but they do karaoke inside and they guys/girls are available.... I only stopped because one of the guys called me over, I'd been with him when he was at Golden Cock before, I ended up going with someone else from there, twice on my last trip.

That plate is HUGE by the way, optics can be deceiving , not that I'm a plate size queen....