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In Rio I was getting a shoe shine and the guy was wearing shorts and the head of his dick was showing down his leg, impressive. I asked him if he did programas, he said sure. Put his shoe shine kit in his backpack and off we went to my hotel.
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Wouldn't be my first, remember we both like axe murderers , which he clearly wasn't ....
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When I last spoke to him, he agreed that he needs to be there and wouldn't run 2 locations because it would be impossible... We'll see how long he keeps 2 open, if he opens the one in Pattaya.....you know I'll be ready with an "I told you so"
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Not sure if I’ll do a full trip report on my 12 nights here — it’s Pattaya, so you already know the drill. Some great nights, some “why did I leave my room for this,” and plenty of the familiar patterns.... I did go with a Dream Boys guy that was able to cum 2 times, 3 nights in a row 😳 Tonight was supposed to be my quiet night because I’m heading to Bangkok tomorrow and actually wanted to be fresh. But Mr. Bacardi had other plans, so I ended up at Cocka2 in the Complex having “just a couple.” I finished off what was left in my bottle and was fixing to leave (that’s a Texan phrase), when I noticed a cute guy selling food from this giant bag. Went over to chat. He said he was 19, which… my eyes told me otherwise, so I had one of the waiters check his ID — turns out he’s 29. So I switched to my limited flirty Thai and told him he was handsome… nit noi, lol. He asked me for 100 baht, and I jokingly said, “Do you want to boom boom me for 1000?” His eyes popped open like I’d just offered him a winning lottery ticket. He goes, “I boom boom YOU?” all shocked. I said sure — “You have POWER?” He said yes, although let’s just say it took him a while in the room to find it 🙄 So off we went, giant bag of food products and all. Once inside, he had quite the bush happening, so I told him, “Let’s use the clippers and trim that shit — it’ll look bigger.” Into the shower he went, trimming the forest (and his pits), and I pray the drain survives. The sex itself? Very mediocre. He needed straight porn to get going, and it took a while, but we both got there in the end. Honestly, the whole scenario — the randomness, the bag of food, the ID check, the shower trim — was fun. Still… not your average Pattaya night or is it 😝, which somehow made it all worth it 🤷♂️
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Midnight Christmas Mass?
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I'll wait and see if he can pull it off, not an easy task, ESPECIALLY in Thailand. Pay attention to how every customers bill must be reviewed by him before given to a customer.... there is a reason.
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Do you yell "Get off my lawn!!" as well? Or sister...
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There are so many app options that are free ar nearly free.... and who were you writing those paper UK checks (or cheques) to in Thailand?
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Trip Report (So Far): Iguazú Falls + Curitiba & Porto Alegre
floridarob replied to floridarob's topic in Gay Brazil
how many nights did you go out there? -
I used to, @TotallyOz you still in touch with Danilo?
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You guys with landlines are really dating yourselves, I "cut the cord" at least 20 years ago.... do you have AOL accounts, write checks and pay for cable TV still 😳
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Me exaggerate??? Never..... Sarcasm, almost always 😉
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Grab rider seeks justice after being molested by male passenger
floridarob replied to mauRICE's topic in Gay Thailand
No, but thank God he is.... That joke always reminds me of this clip with Michael Landon on Johnny Carson: -
What was the name of this bar... City Boys maybe?
floridarob replied to floridarob's topic in Gay Pattaya
That's because you ARE a sexy man, they just can't resist 😍 -
This sums up the bar, if you had $100usd bills hanging out of your mouth, maybe it would be different lol
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because it would've been free or because you guys had a common friend.... @Olddaddy 😁
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Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?
floridarob replied to Garotos hunting's topic in Gay Brazil
The same thing locals complain about and have complained about with foreigners from other countries, overpaying🤷♂️ -
I know 2 Mexicans that got drugged, years ago the day after I left, we were in the same apt, so I was lucky. I did get it in Medellin over a decade ago, but is Devil's breath there...
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Former Golden Cock Bar is now Pancake Palace
floridarob replied to daydreamer's topic in Gay Bangkok
Yet no mention of Golden Cock..... the comedy gold someone will have if they open the upstairs comedy club. I don't predict a success, especially with those prices, with that location and ambiance 🤷♂️ -
What was the name of this bar... City Boys maybe?
floridarob replied to floridarob's topic in Gay Pattaya
It's the same and it's the only street in Thailand with working girls that we get totally ignored by them, I love it 😝 -
I was wondering if there was some bias while reading this, lol
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Grab rider seeks justice after being molested by male passenger
floridarob replied to mauRICE's topic in Gay Thailand
You can have sex with him, he's into older guys 🤷♂️ -
Is that a challenge?
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@BjornAgain I've never noticed this phrase was so popular until recently 🤷♂️