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Landed last night from India. I’ll do an India post when I get home, covering the 4 cities there. Flew via Singapore Airlines and Thai Airways, both in business class. Could’ve stayed all SQ and arrived 2.5 hours earlier, but I’m leaning more toward Thai these days. The staff just feel warmer, more natural, and the catering actually has flavor. SQ has gotten Meh. Not bad, just boring. Thai’s seats and interiors are definitely showing their age (aren't we all) but I’ll take better service, better food, and Thai culture any day👍 Arrived BKK 5 minutes early, Gate C8… and yeah, the walk. Just kept going. And going. And going. By the time I got to immigration, I was bracing for the usual mess, especially with the changes to priority lanes, no Business class… and then: Empty. Not “a few people.” Empty.😳 In 27 years of coming here, I have never seen that. I had the immigration lady laughing so hard because neither of us could believe it. Wanted to take a photo just to prove it existed, but yeah… those “no photos” signs are everywhere, didn't want to ruin a good thing 😉 Hit the ATM, asked the guy to break some 1000 notes into smaller bills, he says he can only do one. I said, no no, it’s fine… you can do two. He did two.... Jedi mind tricks 😝 Luggage was out in about 30 minutes from door open to belt, thought it would be faster. The driver from Mike Taxi was waiting at Door 3 with my name. The walk from Exit B to Door 3 was another weird one… barely anyone around. Everything just felt weird/different. About 1.5 hours later, pulled into Pattaya and you could already see it: slow. Really slow. This was midnight on a Saturday and it looked like a Tuesday afternoon during low season. Checked into the Venue Hotel, unpacked, got myself together, and headed to Cocka 2. Opened a bottle, had a few drinks… but Bars closing early, low energy, barely any customers. Definitely quiet season right now. One of my regular “backup” guys hit me up on Grindr almost immediately. Said he’d be up until 4am, had zero customers all day, and hadn’t cum either… so he was motivated and horny, a good combination 🍆 (that means he was horny, not he has a big one, lol) And really, sometimes Plan B is the better plan anyway. There’s something to be said for familiarity. No explaining, no training session, he already knows what buttons to push...👉 Then I get a message from a guy I know from Soi 4 in BKK. Lost his job, needed help moving rooms. I told him, I don’t move furniture, not even for my best friends 😝. I knew what he was looking for $$$ But here’s the thing… I’ve known him for years. Never once asked me for anything. Actually he's gone out of his way for me plenty of times. We follow each other on social media, keep in touch. I was the one who reached out first to check on him after I saw his post about losing his job... He asked for 2000 baht. I told him the real proof I like him isn’t the money… it’s me going out in daylight, at the ungodly hour of 12pm, to a 7/11 to deposit it 🥺 Yes, I went outside at noon... I'll have to document this somewhere.... While I was out in that unnatural daylight, figured I’d try Sophia’s across from Dick’s. 100 baht for chicken basil with two fried eggs. Really good, and way better than Dick’s, by a mile.... And yes, that’s about 1.6 km for the non-Americans. Day 1. Slow city, empty airport, Plan B still reliable, and apparently I’m now the guy giving money and flying people between countries. Getting older… and clearly not getting smarter.... can't even follow my own advice, maybe I'll become a Top again 😳 Anyone in Pattaya who wants to meet me or avoid me , I’m heading to Bangkok Thursday. Bringing someone I met in Bali for a few days, WTF? What could possibly go wrong.... 🤷‍♂️ I’ll get to that Bali post eventually 🤞

So which is it, stairs or elevator Mr bad luck?

He's retired there and been going for 27 years..... 🤷‍♂️ I guess it's perception on both parts unless one of you have access to the books, which I'm sure there are more than 1 set....

You mean hits your G Spot?

I met Haystacks when I was in 4th or 5th grade....as well as Andre the Giant and Chief Jay Strongbow..... ..same night I met Bobby Orr and Derek Sanderson from the Boston Bruins @Olddaddy I met much later in life 🤷‍♂️

Hot as a pistol?? would explain the bullets they were looking for....

MANY years ago, I ran an idea of Tomcal and some other posters of investing in a sauna in rio or SP, didn't go anywhere..... but it could've. I'm still open to it, you interested?

The only Africans that I've been with in Pattaya have all been from Madagascar, average to skinny dicks for the most part...sort of like Indians. But all of the ones I've been with are nice guys, but tend to get complacent after the 1st or 2nd time together and performance dwindles 🤷‍♂️ In BKK there is more variety of Africans that comes with a bigger price tag.... the big price tag keeps me away, I always think to myself.... I'm not usually far away from a trip to Colombia/Brasil, I can wait and my wallet will thank me 😁

Annoying is the better word, because it's always the guys you're least interested in pulling and grabbing at you.....😕

Opened this expecting it to be about @Olddaddy and some big black dick 🍆

Source of the rumors? I mentioned it to someone that lives there, he said they're as busy as ever and doubted it.... asked around and no one else has heard about it. Maybe she wants to sell, if the price is right.... everyone with a business is always talking about selling it, lol

A straight trainer 😳 Is why I'm here now.... Someone has had a lot of free time to spend on this, usually it's @PeterRS that does the inspector Clouseau type of digging 😉

I'm waiting for him to make it to or even find Brasil or the D.R..... then let's see what he says 😳

would you consider him Lovely? Or the happy ending?

I think everyone has opinions AND lived experience on this.... men can't be faithful, perhaps for a short time or if you've already had your share of fucking around in your younger years and want to settle down and companionship is more important than wild sex.... but expecting someone much younger than you to be at that stage with you and not fucking around is a pipe dream. Long distance relationships are not viable....better to be reliable fuck buddies/friends. Now can Thai men be faithful, specifically.... like @jimmie50 said, too much missing information in this case, but bet it falls into the above explanation regardless 😉

They've upgraded to cell phones, I saw 2 taken while I was there, one was an iPhone 17.... also took some guys hearing aid, I felt bad for him 🥺

I leave July 1st

In California... you being a Top (I'm told) ... will be a king there😁

Uluwatu Temple....pay attention 😉

I'm in Goa at a nice Hilton and posted a video of my room on social media and @BjornAgain commented to be careful with monkey's steeling food and I told him I was more concerned with @Olddaddy finding out there was a balcony available..... but then I remembered, he probably doesn't know where Goa is 🤷‍♂️

@vinapu this is good to keep in mind in case the massage side of things gets slow for you 😉

Time for you to try 😁

I ask the guy, you want drink or tip... 99% say tip

When we have a sweet tooth, it is.

Arrived in Surabaya in the afternoon, about 30 minutes late, which seems to be standard for Batik Air. I flew business class, which is not exactly glamorous, but for these short domestic flights in Indonesia I still think it is worth it. Lounge access, extra luggage allowance, dedicated check-in, bigger seats, first on, first off, and your bag actually comes out early. They also somehow manage a meal service on a flight that is not even an hour long. It also left from the city airport, which was much closer to the hotel, and security was easy. The one weird part: they made me take my aerosol hairspray out of my checked luggage and carry it on. On domestic flights it apparently has to be in carry-on, while international was the reverse. Indonesia keeps you guessing🤷‍♂️ I was not even planning to come back to Surabaya. It is another big, ugly city, maybe even less visually appealing than Jakarta, with an even more religious feel, and it is Indonesia’s second largest city, so it is not exactly some hidden gem. I came back for one reason: dick. More specifically, a guy I had met on a previous trip who gives me really good sex. I even brought him the little gifts from Mexico he had asked for. Honestly, I could have happily spent every day with him and been perfectly content. Also, because Indonesia is mostly Muslim, the abundance of clean-cut cocks is a nice change of pace from Mexico, South America, Thailand, etc. Of course, thanks again to my brilliant planning, I only got to see him two days because he had also been out of town for Eid. Note to self: next time maybe check the calendar before building part of a trip around a hookup 😏 Unlike Jakarta during the holiday, the apps here were busy. A German friend of mine always says, the stricter the religion, the hornier the guys are. Surabaya did not exactly disprove his theory. The other couple of times, I met up with a 23 yr old guy from Grindr who spoke perfect English and seemed like he had traveled more than I have. My first guess was family money or sugar daddies. After talking to him more, I think probably family money, but who knows. When he first walked into the lobby, I would have bet a thousand dollars he was a total bottom. He said he was a top. Credit where due, he was telling the truth 😝. Average dick, but very solid performance. He also drank as much as I did, which is rare for a Muslim, but as he put it, he is Muslim only in religion and a whore everywhere else 😁 He was also just fun to be around. Great conversation, funny, not shy, easy in restaurants, easy company. He paid once, I paid once, which felt odd 🤔 Walking around with him definitely got attention. He looked different enough already, and then add the fact that he was with what felt like the only white foreigner we saw, and people noticed. On the street we got a lot of looks. In restaurants and at the hotel, though, there were clearly plenty of gay workers and customers around, plus a few lesbian couples, so it did not feel as shocking there. He told me it is illegal to have gay sex, not illegal to be gay, which is one of those distinctions that makes absolutely no sense, but welcome to Indonesia 👍 Next time I will plan better around the guy I originally came to see, because I really like him and I really like the sex with him and his big headed 🍆 Off to Bali next, which feels like my second home at this point. But I am getting ready to go to Delhi this morning, so the Bali report will have to wait. I also need to think a little more before writing it, because I met someone there I really liked. Then again, how is a whore like us supposed to suddenly settle down and be with just one guy 🙄