massage question

[Guest bkktourist]

I am interested in getting a 4 hand massage by two twinky types. Might be easier to have them to my hotel. Maybe not. I'm not necessarily looking for sex but just to be serviced by two cute boys and maybe happy ending. Is it best to go to a shop for this or have someone to my hotel? Where would you recommend going or how would you line this up?

[Guest]

Best to go to a shop.  That way, the pricing is up on the board and you can select your masseurs to ensure you're getting twinky ones.

Just go to an ordinary massage shop for this, no need to go to some 100% gay place (where they might be planning to **** you rather than provide a massage). 

Ideally, the shop should have several cute masseurs sat outside.  Make eye contact with the one you like best, select him, say you want 4 hand massage, pick another one.  Make sure you're getting an oil massage. 

 

In Pattaya, Relax At Me directly behind Tuk Com is a candidate. There are others around that block. 

[NIrishGuy]

And be sure to watch your wallet like a hawk in at least one if not more of those venues :-(

[vinapu]

Treat  z909 post above as an instruction.

 

I'd add few items:   make sure chosen boy  did 4 hands massage before, let him or mamasan chose second boy as a way of ensuring boys will be comfortable working and possibly get naked together as often they don't want to perform in front of friends and to ensure an actual massage will be somehow co-ordinated .

 

If you have an additional requirements  clear this before although it may be easy as you said you are not necessarily looking for sex. Just see what happens , this would be my approach to 4 hands

 

You can take chosen boys to your hotel if you prefer but from my experience short terms offs from massage places are more costly than being treated on the site.

 

Heed Nirish warning but don't go paranoid. We had two reports on all boards of things getting stolen last year  , one from room and another one at massage place. This happens but very , very seldom. Best way of not loosing wallet is not to carry one, pockets are less bulky and not attracting unwanted attention. Spread some cash  between various pockets instead.

[NIrishGuy]

Best way of not loosing wallet is not to carry one, pockets are less bulky and not attracting unwanted attention. Spread some cash  between various pockets instead.

The no wallet thing is probably sound advice in general but alas for me not always practical as my massage tends to be a spur of the moment thing when I'm out and about and so inevitably I usually have some form of wallet on me already.

 

The spreading cash between pockets thing - to be honest I'm not sure just how much use that would be, ok maybe if you only have a few thousand baht on you then perhaps, but as I was one of the guys who got dipped last year in one of those very massage places when I walked in to find the wee bugger rifling through my wallet ( and so pockets to get that) I'm not sure that not having a wallet would have helped much unfortunately and if anything might actually have made it easier for him to try and clean me out even faster than he was already doing as the thing that slowed him down was having to go through my wallet and try to work out what he could pinch without the theft being immediately noticed.

 

He had actually totally ignored a reasonably large bunch of 1000 and 500 baht notes that I'd had in my pockets ( which he'd placed carefully on the bed to be no doubt returned carefully to my pockets intact when he was done as he obviously assumed ( wrongly) that I would be aware of just how much was there in the first place and that I was probably going to use that amount to pay him later, but so he was intent on going for the BIG money towards the back of my wallet but all whilst still carefully covering his tracks by even leaving the existing correct denomination of notes sitting to the front of my wallet untouched in case i had a quick look he unfortunately for him screwed up as for all his smartness his entire plan was blown away by being to bloody ( or deaf ?) stupid to think that I just might have intentionally returned from the shower early and was literally standing watching him the whole time while he was engrossed doing all of this ! lol

 

If it's any help to the OP Blue Boy massage provide you with secure lockers in which you can leave your valuables and you retain the key ( although being Thailand I STILL wouldn't say that system is fool proof but it's better than nothing and I've never experienced any problems there)

[Guest abang1961]

One of the cheapest things - a clear plastic neck pouch may be the solution.

You could put your wallet and mobile phone in it.

 

When you need to shower before and after massage, just within viewing range, somewhere behind the shower head...damn, this thing is water proof too!

[Guest anonone]

Yeah, I don't have a fancy neck pouch, but I always take my phone and wallet to the shower with me in a massage shop. I have always found a ledge or spot to put them out of waters reach. That way nothing to stress about.

 

Oh, and a warning to be careful about slips and fall risk. Massage oil plus soap and shower water equals slip hazard. Tread carefully....

[vinapu]

Bottom line of this will be that everybody needs to tailor security precautions to his own habits.

 

I always carry limited amount of cash on me not that much as theft prevention but rather to avoid uncontrollable spending st like NIrish put it  'spur of the moment'. So I guard my money from myself rather than boys fortunately.

 

Only time I got thing missing in LOS was 1000 baht note somewhere after leaving  Hero and arriving back at BBB Inn including crowded BTS at 6 p.m. , not even sure it was stolen as I was picking up chewing gum from the same pocket and it could slip out.

 

NIrish story proves that even in moments of incoming passion we need to keep our wits around us, 6th sense worked for you.

 

But I have uplifting one from last Nov when I left boy in my room at BBB and went to  retrieve forgotten bag from Balcony in soi 4. Half  way through realized I left 7000 bht loose in unzipped backpack on the desk. No, nothing was missing on return and if he wondered why I gave him bigger than his  usual tip in the morning it's his problem.

 

Anonone is right, oil, soap, water , unkempt shower stall and horny farang, that the potentially deadly mixture.

[Alexx]

Until recently, I had never lost any money myself and I had always kind of assumed that people losing (as in: dropping) money are just extremely careless or confused. Well! About three weeks ago, I got some change at a restaurant (about 400 baht) and put it in my back pocket instead of where it belongs (in my wallet). I walked to another shopping mall, and suddenly a Thai lady walking behind me started yelling in my direction, "Khun! Khun! ...". I tend to ignore people in the street and just kept walking, but she caught up and - handed me the cash that, sure enough, mysteriously had somehow freed itself from my back pocket. I was genuinely baffled and thanked her, realizing that I had just joined the ranks of these careless fools I had been wondering about.

[vinapu]

It's why my father used to say "never say: I never..... "

[Guest LoveThailand]

Nice story about the lady, Alex.

I also carry only a limited amount on me at all times - primarily because I am rather careless and accept that I can lose it/get it stolen. This allows me to enjoy myself without worrying too much. Fingers crossed I did not actually lose any for quite some time - last unpleseant accident happened in one of Manila bars about 7 years ago - a few guys were very willing and enthusiastic around me in the darkroom - had to have the porter of my hotel pay for the return taxi