December BKK Report

[xiluzer]

BANGKOK TRIP REPORT

 

First of all thanks to Vinapu for the encouragement (and his wonderful report as an inspiration). Sorry that I didn’t have the time to write the report when I was in Bangkok.

 

Day 1.

 

The first day on my mind as I landed in Bangkok was Hero (my last visit in August was awesome!). So I went there via BTS from Silom around 6pm.

 

Arrived, and I was surprised there were only around 15 boys in the “aquarium” and I was the only customer. This is not the Hero that I remembered! Slow night maybe.

 

Sat beside Somsak, my favourite captain there, in the corner near the entrance door. He was occupied for a while with facebook. After few minutes chatting with him, he took me to sit in front of the aquarium.

 

This time around, there weren’t any stand outs, such a disappointment (and my favourite, the one who gave me out of this world pleasure last august was also missing!) However, there was one boy who kept flirting with me (others were too but not as trying as hard as him). There was also one cheeky boy who kept standing in front of the other boys, purposely blocking my view, trying his luck with me.. ha ha!. He is really cute, but he kept his shirt on, so I guess he doesn’t have the body to die for.

 

One boy that I took June this year, was also there. He kept smiling at me. I was tempted to take him, he is really my type. Tall, cute, great body. However, we did not connect at all, he was dead serious. Plus, I remembered when he was massaging me, I kept looking at him and noticed that his face was a lot more older…. Hmmm. And my next trip after that, I asked Somsak about him and his age. Somsak told me that he is an old man. 40 plus plus. Whattttt??? How come he looks like in his late 20’s (close to 30)?? Is he wearing / using spells and charms??? (as most gogo boys do, some of them put charm in their face powder in order to look dashingly attractive!)

 

Anyway, back to the trip report. I had a hard time choosing (funny isn’t it, I usually complaint about Hero that it is hard to pick when there are too many boys, and now, I’m in the same situation with less boys.. urghhh!!!)

 

Somsak suddenly took my hand and asked me to come and look inside the aquarium. Whattttt???? I kept saying no to him, because I would definitely feel awkward and shy, but Somsak insisted. He pulled my hand and the next thing I remembered was, there were lots of boys smiling at me close up, lots of wais and hi and hellos. I kept looking down flushing. Huge butterfly in my stomach!!!

 

And finally, I made my pick.

 

He was ok in the looks department, tall, dark skin. Was not able to kick out any of the boys in  my Top 10 list of gorgeous men that I offed/ took in Bangkok. Maybe because at that time I couldn’t think straight…

 

Anyway, as we got in the shower, this boy did not waste any time kissing me and hugging me so tight… whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Hold on a second there… let’s start with a proper massage first!!!

Well, his massage was strong, and I liked it. His “extras” was great too, I know that he tried his best-est to make sure that I was satisfied. That is what I liked about him (and boys who shows their determination). I know that some of these boys will do their best and go for extra miles because they want us to take them back in our next visit.. right?

 

 I was indeed satisfied that night. We did have some sort of a connection since his English is ok.

Anyway, Somsak escorted me out.. what a nice man!

 

Day 1.. done!!

 

So my rating for the boy:

 

Looks : 3 / 5

Massage : 4/5

Extra service : 4.5 / 5

 

Oh yes, I love Hero.. still my no 1.! My only disappointment was that my favourite was not there, and the boys were not as many as usual.. maybe i should go during the weekend as my friend told me that, that is the best time to visit Hero.

[firecat69]

Good start.  Looking forward to the rest of the trip?

[xiluzer]

Thanks firecat69, day 2 ( and up to day 13) coming soon.

[xiluzer]

After Hero, I met up with a friend who is a Bangkok virgin. He didn’t want to join me to go Hero because he thinks that it is wrong to pay for sex (and I have many friends who think like that!)

 

Took him to Tawan. There were lots of boys this time (unlike in august), but some are still out of shape. My friend loved it, and I know he tried to control himself not to take one of the boys home.. ha ha…!! Actually,I was thinking of offing the famous Superman, but he seemed to be pretty much occupied.  I was visited by three boys, they told me that customers nowadays only come to see the show, no take boy anymore.. ha ha!

 

Also the “mob” really affected the gogo business too.. less tourists / customers.. the boys were really struggling.. this is supposed to be the high season, yet, some of them have not had any customers for a month!!! Poor them!!

 

DAY 2

 

V Club 7 is next on my list. A friend of mine loves the place, yet he never got a good massage there… weird.  Went there at 6pm by BTS, it is very easy to find. Actually I kept following 3 asian guys whom I suspected are gay and were heading to Chakran sauna.

 

Yes, Chakran and V Club 7 are in the same building. I was really impressed with the design and concept. However, this was my first time there, and I was being ignored! Nobody greeted me and directed me where to sit. And it was not even busy like in Hero!! Urghh!!

 

I talked to the guy at the counter and he called the captain for me. V Club 7 has the aquarium style like in Hero. The place was small and narrow.. hard for customers to look at all the boys behind the glass. There wasn’t many boys at that time.. maybe around 12.

 

It didn’t take me long to choose the boy, I picked the one with the cap. He is very cute!!!

 

The room was really small, with a shower room attached to it. I kinda like the room, I know it feels cramped, but it looks very new and modern.    

 

The boy didn’t shower with me in the beginning. He speaks very very little English, so very hard for me to communicate with him. However, he seemed to be chatty, trying to say things in English, and he looked adorable doing it. I spent the whole time wishing that I could converse with him in Thai, that would be so much fun because he has this amazing bubbly personality.

 

His massage was ok, nothing to write home about… but his extra was AMAZING!! Especially his fucking… It was really a memorable experience.

 

We showered together after finished. I told him that I will come back next week and take him. Since he doesn’t understand English, I used google translate and showed it to him.. we laughed!!

 

I had a wonderful time with him, and paid him extras for the memorable fucking experience.

 

Back to the main venue… this time the staff there were being nice to me. I saw few gorgeous  boys behind the glass.. definitely will come back again.

 

Day 2 done.

 

So my rating for the boy:

 

Looks : 5 / 5

Massage : 3/5

Extra service : 4.8 / 5

[Guest anonone]

Nice reporting xiluzer.  Thanks for taking the time to write them up.

 

Bangkok has such a better massage scene when compared to Pattaya...sounds like you are taking full advantage of it. 

 

Looking forward to hearing more.

[zombie]

Entertaining reports OP, so keep them coming. I agree with anonone the massage scene in BKK is much better than Pattaya.

Maybe the punters in BKK are more generous but who knows............

[xiluzer]

Thanks anonone and zombie.

 

more posts coming up!

[xiluzer]

DAY 3.

 

Early morning off to ChakTuchak. I loveee the place, not just for shopping, but also to take paparazzi photos of gorgeous guys / tourists walking by. Ha ha!! Anyway, I saw one guy at my hotel's lobby asking about the direction to Chaktuchak. I stepped in and told him that we can go together. This Indonesian guy is is very gorgeous, lean muscular body, but slightly fem.. so... that’s a big turn off for me. I go for manly men.. 100%  rock solid!!

 

Anyway, we shared a lot of infos.. he told me that he doesn’t go for massages like Hero, Senso, and such. It’s too expensive!!  He loves going to Sauna Mania, as there are lot of (free) gorgeous men there. On the other hand, I don’t think I would waste my time going to saunas.. because I know nobody will like me there. I would rather throw my money and feel like a million bucks with a man from gogo / massage, than going to saunas feeling like rubbish that nobody would want to go near…

 

Anyway, we parted at chaktuchak, because I need my freedom exploring the place.

 

Evening at 6. I took the BTS to go to Albury. I heard so many nice things about the place. Time to judge it for myself. I walked miles and miles, and until I reached a dead end. I swear I was in the right path, but who knows, maybe I was wrong. I retrace my steps, and walked miles and miles again until I reached K-Ville!! And that when I realized I was lost. Not willing to give up. I retraced my steps again, and went back to the dead end that I reached earlier. I saw a man and asked him about Albuly.. and he responded “albuly,, mai mee… albuly…no more… close!!”

 

CLOSED!! REALLY???

 

That was a surprise, I walked back and then I noticed the abandoned building!! Yes.. I recognized that building from its website.. oh bummer!!! Why didn’t I noticed it when I first got here, it would definitely saved my time and energy!!

 

I walked back to BTS, all sweaty. Determined not get frustrated with tonight’s outing, I decided to stop at Asoke BTS, which is near to Urban Male and Uniman Massage, both I have not stepped in before.

 

I decided to pick Uniman because of vinapu’s glowing review!! It was in a plaza, just near Terminal 21. As I got in, all the men were lining up in front of me. Most of the boys are slightly old, sort of like mini Tawan guys. It came down to two guys, one is an irresistible cute young boy, another one is slightly older, mature, hairy, but amazing rock hard body. The cute guy was really really tempting for me, but then again, I remembered that I really need a good massage from all the long walk, and I am not sure cute guys can do that (based from my exprience). The hairy guy has strong veiny arms, that’s an indication that he is strong, and hopefully can deliver a strong massage. So chose the older mascular guy over the "so cute that he makes you melt" young boy..

 

Huhuhuhu!!

 

As my massuer was getting ready. I told the captian that I went looking for Albury, and yes, he confirmed to me that it has been closed!!

 

Ok massage time. My masseur introduced himself, and walked me to the room. I was shocked when I got in.. a bit run down… I turned my head a saw the bathroom… OH MY GOD!!! It was really really old, looked like an abandoned public toilet!!! I even felt scared going in, what if there are roaches there!!!

 

Anyway, Mr T, my masseur was a delight. He speaks good English, asked me why I picked him, and the conversation between the two of us ran smoothly, to need to repeat my self, or reached out my phone and used the google translate. Ha ha ha!!

 

This was a nice change, to be able to chat with him. I felt great. Anyway, he told me that Albury closed because of no customers… oh ok!!

 

The massage was so good, it was strong!! I loved it!! Guess I chose the right guy. The extra however, was a bit of a disappointment, from my side that is. He tried everything he could, but I couldn’t come.. I guess, I was all dried up!!! Hahahaha!!

 

Mr T is such a sporting and nice guy. We took lovely photos together.

 

I took the elevator to go down, and as the door opened, a stunning Thai cleaner was standing in front of me!!!

 

I got out and followed him (yeah.. i became a stalker!!).. my mind was yelling “ got to have him, got to have him!!.. I’ll pay.. whatever it takes.. got to have him! Got to have him!”

 

However,  his  fellow workers joined him, there were 3 of them… so I continued walked passed them. Damn… thai men are sooooooooo fucking gorgeous!!!

 

I  “whatsapped” my friend back home and showed him the photo of the guy I took at Uniman. He told me that I chose the most famous boy in Uniman, according to thaimassage website.. oh really??? Wow!! I felt honoured!! Huhuhuhuhu!!

 

my rating for the boy :

 

Looks : 4 / 5

Massage : 4/5

Extra service : 4 / 5

[Guest anonone]

 

I took the elevator to go down, and as the door opened, a stunning Thai cleaner was standing in front of me!!!

 

I got out and followed him (yeah.. i became a stalker!!).. my mind was yelling “ got to have him, got to have him!!.. I’ll pay.. whatever it takes.. got to have him! Got to have him!”

 

However,  his  fellow workers joined him, there were 3 of them… so I continued walked passed them. Damn… thai men are sooooooooo fucking gorgeous!!!

 

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I love this quote....so true.

 

I am really enjoying your stories. Very nice writing style, and sounds like you really enjoy your trip.

[xiluzer]

anonone - thanks!!

[farangyai]

Thank you for the great reports. This is a bit like the 12 Days Of Christmas!

[vinapu]

 

First of all thanks to Vinapu for the encouragement (and his wonderful report as an inspiration). 

 

 

Somsak suddenly took my hand and asked me to come and look inside the aquarium. 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and an inspiration ? Gee, certainly you made my day, thank you very much !

 

It would be fun if some other client would be eyeing you for massage when you were inside on that glass enclosure !

 

Great report from HERO, such a great place .

 

Do not discriminate against older guys in massage places - what they are missing in looks department they make up in services, both massages and extras.

[vinapu]

... he thinks that it is wrong to pay for sex (and I have many friends who think like that!)

 

 

He thinks that because  in his opinion it;'s stupid to pay for sex if one can have it for free or he is ideologically motivated , just curious.

 

Great day 2, you  are certainly on the roll with both your exploration and  with posts

[vinapu]

. I agree with anonone the massage scene in BKK is much better than Pattaya.

Maybe the punters in BKK are more generous but who knows............

May be PTY punters are more inclined toward rather twinky and youngish crowd so is harder for massage boys to get a clients. 

 

Pattaya has true gem -Magnolia.

 

I had 4 massages in 2 days when in PTY  in Nov and can't complain about neither massage nor boys  quality at the massage places.

 

Performance at the hotel by the offed massage boys in another story but definitely  I would not dismiss Pattaya as massage wasteland. 

[vinapu]

, I don’t think I would waste my time going to saunas.. because I know nobody will like me there. I would rather throw my money and feel like a million bucks with a man from gogo / massage, than going to saunas feeling like rubbish that nobody would want to go near…

 

 

 

 

I decided to pick Uniman because of vinapu’s glowing review!!

 

 I am not sure cute guys can do that (based from my exprience). The hairy guy has strong veiny arms, that’s an indication that he is strong, and hopefully can deliver a strong massage. 

 

I was shocked when I got in.. a bit run down… I turned my head a saw the bathroom… OH MY GOD!!! It was really really old, looked like an abandoned public toilet!!! I even felt scared going in, what if there are roaches there!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I have exactly the same feeling like you  about going to saunas and I wonder if we are wrong as one never knows for sure until  visits a place

 

Thank God  you are happy with following my recommendation for Uniman, as for cleanliness either I had good luck or you had bad one as I do not recall any substandard shower in room I was assigned to.

 

Cute guys can sometimes deliver surprisingly strong massage, I think proper training is to be credited for that.

 

Waiting impatiently for more of your 13 days of Christmas, very entertaining and informative report, I like your grading system 

[xiluzer]

Thanks Vinapu and Farangyai.

 

- My friend told me that he believes that sex is about two people who like each other, that's why he thinks it is stupid to pay for it. And not sure whether he can get sex for free back home, couldn't be bothered to ask him. If that is his principle, then so be it, but he sure will miss a lot fun things that life can offer!!

 

- About Uniman, maybe they have different rooms, maybe you got the VIP room.. hah hah!!

 

- About the young guys' strong massage.. maybe it comes down to luck, yeah?

[vinapu]

 

 

- My friend told me that he believes that sex is about two people who like each other, that's why he thinks it is stupid to pay for it. And not sure whether he can get sex for free back home, couldn't be bothered to ask him. If that is his principle, then so be it, but he sure will miss a lot fun things that life can offer!!

 

 

Not everybody is entitled to your friend opinion so he can have his way and others can have theirs, no conflict here whatsoever.

 

No,  I did not have VIP room at Uniman, but I took my glasses off in order to shower so may be I did not notice something, but definitely noticed how handsome my boy was and rest is just icing on the cake

[xiluzer]

Day 4 and my feet is killing me from the long trek to “Al-buried”. Supposedly, I have one massage venue to visit today on my list, but since I am all dried out… well today I decided to have a one day thai-boy break!! Anyway thanks again to Vinapu for the advice about my situation, going to massage sometimes is not all about fucking and coming, yeah..?

 

Anyway, I went to Pratunam, Platinum, MBK, Siam Center and Siam Paragon. Caught the 630pm Hobbit 2 movie at Krungsi Imax at Paragon. Great movie!!!

 

Got back around 11, and stopped for a foot massage at Chang’s in Silom. This was my first time and I loved it. Hard to believe that this is my 12^th visit to Bangkok, and my first ever try at a massage with a man that did not end up having his dick up  in my ass!! Hah hah!!!

 

Day four was a relaxing day for me, but I have some eye candy photos to share with you guys.. enjoy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DAY 5.

 

Feeling a lot better today, I took some painkillers for my feet, and now I’m good to go!!

 

Morning went to Sathorn Pier to take the boat ride to Khao San Road. My first time visit there. I went to have my lunch at a place I read in the net that offers the best Khao Kok Gai in Bangkok. And indeed it was really delicious!!

 

Got back to Silom, and saw a lots of twinks and young straight massage boys hanging around near my hotel. I thought that some of them look very very young.. 15 to 16 y.o maybe. Oh my goodness!!! I stayed at Nantra Silom, Silom soi 8, and the massage place, Thai Best, is just next to it.

 

At 6pm, started my adventure again to a new massage place. This time around, it will be in Silom area, near to my hotel. So I chose Adonis (thanks to Vinapu again for the story and review about the place)

 

From my hotel, I walked passed Sauna Mania and Eat Me… walked a bit further and saw the sign!!

 

There was one boy outside Adonis, he opened the door for me. The captain greeted me and explained the usual stuff, while the boys stood in front of me smiling. Ok… since I have been so many times to Hero and Senso, I must say the quality of men at Adonis were not up to that standard.

 

Disappointed…? Yeah.. a bit.., part of me wanted to walk out… but part of me thought that, you never know until you try…

 

So I told the captain I wanted the straight ones, and he pointed at 3 guys. There was one tall big guy kept smiling and flirting, I wanted to take him because of that (one of my rules in a massage place is that always put priority to the boys who are smiling at you, who shows interest in you.) But heck, sometimes I don’t follow my own rules.. ha ha!! So I chose this muscular fair skin boy, Mr L., sorry mr flirty.. maybe next time.

 

The shower room is outside the massage room, we showered separately, and I was surprised when the boy handed me a bottle of shower gel that has Adonis’s label on it. Hah hah!!

 

 

Wow,, they’re trying to make it their own brand… so classy!! Hah hah!!

 

The room was ok. The boy started his massage very very softly, so soft that I couldn’t feel anything. Now I was beginning to regret not picking mr Flirty guy…

 

However, few minutes later, his ‘soft’ massage turned into something erotic and sensual. His fingers were softly caressing my body, from my feet up to my neck. It was such a sensual experience!! A first time for me!! I became crazily horny with his massage!! God, he has magic hands!!!

 

He proceeded with the extra., and delivered a good one!!!

 

Mr L left my smiling from ear to ear. The massage was something different for me. It was a nice experience.

 

Overall, Adonis is an ok place. Had a good time there.

 

So my rating for the boy:

Looks : 4 / 5

Massage : 4/5

Extra service : 4 / 5

 

 

i love them veiny arms!!!

 

Got back to my hotel, and had a good night sleep!!

 

Oh.. here’s some eye candy pics of day 5.

 

 

 

 

[xiluzer]

the photos did not come out.. oh dear.. can someone help me out here.. how to posts photos here...

[firecat69]

What happened to the pics?

[firecat69]

Put them on desk top and select more reply options to the right of post. Then select choose files and double click on photo selected.

 

Do that for each photo and then hit add reply

[xiluzer]

Thankss... !!!!!

[bkkmfj2648]

hello xiluzer

I love your reports - they are great.

to post pictures you need to click at the bottom of the screen on the "more reply options" and in the new screen that will appear there is an option to browse for your picture to upload it. Then click on preview to make sure that it appears and if you are happy with the result click on the post button - then the picture should appear.

[xiluzer]

Firecat69 and bkkmfj2648.

 

Thanks for the guide.. re edited the last post with pics... huhuhu!!

[fedssocr]

the photos did not come out.. oh dear.. can someone help me out here.. how to posts photos here...

 

 

I think it very difficult to judge just by looking at a guy who will give a good massage. One of the first massages I had in Thailand was at Adonis several years ago. Skinny young guy who damn near killed me because his pressure was soooo hard. My calves were sore for days.

 

One of the best massages I ever had was an older guy at Fan Club. Handsome enough. Looked mid 30s so he was probably 50. (Just kidding) Very strong arms but lean waist. Fantastic technique. Not my usual type at all but tons of fun. I even tipped him extra because I enjoyed it so much.