X marks the spot in Pattayaland

[Guest Garrison]

My online physician, Dr Fountainhall, had recommended a new treatment call ‘perk up’ for my many ailments and surprisingly it worked. In fact, it worked so well that I dragged my sorry ass out last night and visited two of my favourite bars: X-Boys Pattaya and X-Boys Land and one late night gay club - NAB.

 

I first visited X-Boys Land just in time to catch the 10:45 p.m. show. The bar was full with old farangs and some very young Asian men and women. I got myself a good seat and turned to order my drink when to my absolute horror I saw the toothy grin of the Ancient One – Mamma Ton. For a moment there I thought I had entered the wrong bar but lo and behold it was X-Boys Land and he/she is now working there, well working customers for drinks and tips, i.e. Oye vey! Thank goodness the big cock portion of the show got started and I was distracted by more pleasant looking things. There were some rather attractive lads with quite impressive cocks. My favourite sexy twins, Pat and Pong, of B-boys fame were in the house and rocking it solid. The rest of the show was ok but I have seen them do better.

 

I then made my way across to X-Boys Pattaya for the 11:30 p.m. show and the place was also full to capacity with a few old farangs but mostly Asians. There were many ladyboys in the audience. They scare me a little bit. I am not sure why. On stage were a few good looking lads and one cutie in particular caught my eye. He was duly invited over for a drink and a chat which turned into an ‘off’. The show was also ok but again I’ve seen better on other nights. All in all the show was erotic and fun so no complaints from me. Best of all the Ancient One, Ton, was nowhere in sight. I could just relax with my young man du jour and enjoy it all.

 

It can be a hit and miss, but I still recommend X-Boys bars (I also like Happy Place erotic show sometimes.) as a good way to start your evening before heading to the late night gay clubs. Me and my young man du jour went to NAB after the show and had a great time with a few other friends before heading back to my humble abode for more intimate acts of immodesty. He was a wonderful ‘off’ and we will definitely meet up again.

 

So, Michael, I found evidence that at least these two bars in Pattaya remain a ‘trashy disgrace’ and thank goodness for that, indeed. And I’m keeping up with my treatment. The doctor keeps posting new ‘perk up’ meds and I take ‘em willingly.

[williewillie]

I saw the 10 pm special show at xboys. Bar was full to capacity with many Asians. Show started off

great but lost its way and was OK. Hideous former mamasan was there in a diminished role but

uglier than ever.

Huge mistake to have around. HUGE !

[TotallyOz]

Garrison. Great report. I have to say, I felt like I was reading a story from a Latin Novella with mystery and sexy guys and lots of fun. I really enjoyed the report.

[Guest Garrison]

Williewillie (love to say that name), both bars' shows always start off great with the big cock segment and I always enjoy the B-boys. I mean how can you go wrong there, right? But then they seem clueless about what to do thereafter. I'm sure there must be a gay choreographer somewhere in Pattaya that they can ask to develop some routine sets which can be rotated. I don't go to watch these shows expecting the Bolshoi mind you, fit lads with great bods are enough attraction for me. But if they will have dance segments then just follow something easy enough for the guys to be able to do and in the process market their stuff.

 

Oh, Michael, those Latin soap operas are the best. Talk about guilty pleasure. When I was a wee bit young it was part of my evening routine to watch them with my nan and be entertained to no end. Thai soaps though are certainly not lacking either let me tell you.

[williewillie]

The B-Boys did not appear at

the 10pm special show and the

fu**ing shows are not hot, in

spite of what one might think.

I agree the start of the show

is the highlight. Incredible

treat for the price of a drink

[Guest Garrison]

The B-boys also didn't appear for the 11:30 p.m. show at X-Boys Pattaya but did appear for the 10:45 p.m. show at X-Boys Land.

 

I'm not a fan of the most explicit segment in these shows either but purportedly many people do find it quite enjoyable.

 

Oh, and I'm still puzzled as to why the owner allows smoking in X-Boys Pattaya but does not allow it in X-Boys Land. It would be nice if he would make both bars smoke and mamasan free.

[colmx]

Of all the times BF and I have ever brought thai friends along to X-boys or x-boysland... the only thing that they ever want to go back for is the B-boys show...

 

F*ck shows and big c*ck shows... well they can get those in their own rooms (and mostly for free!)

 

But the athlethicism seen in the B-Boys show is something that always seems to impress my guests..

[NIrishGuy]

I too was in x boys last night and was almost instantly hit on by the new ( old - VERY old) mamasan, who started giving me her life story about being away and now just back etc and I instantly and for me very coldly just turned and said "yes I remember you well" and gave a look that said "so take yourself off and don't even think about bothering me" and then ( as I was bored anyway) said actually check bin please I go now - so hopefully see got the message and will remember to ignore me in future - but I wouldn't bet on it !

 

Interesting though to see the other mamasan ( who is also normally a pain in the ass too) sitting back and letting the new (old) girl crash and burn - I wonder what the politics there is ie do they split the room in half or is everyone fair game and if one doesn't succeed the other can have a go ?

 

As someone said - bad mistake bringing her back, it's like looking at a bad madam tussauds dummy gone wrong - except one that just annoys rather than entertains you. :-(

[williewillie]

Sorry to report after visiting X-

Boys last night, that the 10pm

Show was boring and the a/c and

ventilation not working. Many tobacco

smokers, including gogo boys and dead show.

Even worst across the soi

at xboyland for the 10:45 show.

Very few boys and customers and all the

stars were missing,offed or gone.

After going to both bars countless times,

I fear the best days are gone.

The hideous former mamasans was there wearing

a plastic shower cap. She is a curse!!

Special show in a couple of days and I hope

they can pull it together. Its possible many

Boys are offed and will return and it was a

rainy Saturday night.

:-)

[Guest Garrison]

Let's hope it is not a case of the best days are behind them and just more one of those bad nights that all bars face at some time or the other as low season starts setting in. There certainly aren't any better options out there right now for those who want to see good male erotic shows so we need them to pull it together indeed.

 

The Ancient One was wearing a shower cap. What the hell! Talk about a bloody nightmare. I probably would have rolled over and laughed my ass off.