Table for Sale

[Guest fountainhall]

This photo of a table was put up on ebay. What about it tells you it is a man selling it rather than a woman?

 

[Rogie]

The pink flower pot? The candles? Hang on, what about that 'well-stocked' drinks cabinet?

[Guest thaiworthy]

This photo of a table was put up on ebay. What about it tells you it is a man selling it rather than a woman?

 

Damn! How did you know? You might at least have remarked about the beauty, exquisite care and fine craftsmanship. Bought practically brand new from a little old lady in Suphanburi. Do you like it? Would you care to make an offer? Let's keep the bidding going, I need the money!

[Guest]

So how much did your table sell for, Fountainhall?

[kokopelli]

Hah! I had to reflect on that photo for a few minutes before knowing it was a man selling it.

[Bob]

Rather than selling the table, perhaps it would be advisable for Mr. Reflection to exchange the table for some time with a personal fitness trainer!?!

[Guest thaiworthy]

Rather than selling the table, perhaps it would be advisable for Mr. Reflection to exchange the table for some time with a personal fitness trainer!?!

 

Oh my God! You're right. I didn't even notice that. My, what good eyes you have, Bob.

[kokopelli]

Oh my God! You're right. I didn't even notice that. My, what good eyes you have, Bob.

 

Koko had faster eyes! Read my reflective post.

[Guest fountainhall]

Thanks z! That apartment is definitely not my taste. And whilst I do sometimes troop around the apartment au naturel, I can't image-ine I'd be so dumb as to post a naked photo on ebay . You guys are clearly better than I, as I had to see the answer.

[Rogie]

Yup, I think we all got it now! On reflection did I not in modesty draw attention to the drinks cabinet? From that vantage point our fatty friend is unmistakeably not female.