Random questions....

[Guest eradesso]

Have some random questions... will try to squeeze them all in one thread:

 

1) who are these famous (or infamous) Isaan boys??

 

2) is it true they have the biggest cocks? i kinda like 'em big

 

3) what about taxi drivers? i've seen a fair few sexy ones and one of them even offered me to have sex while my bf was taking a nap in the backseat.. is this normal? i know it is typical in arab countries to have the drivers hit on you

 

4) why, if given the option, thay gogo and massage boys would opt for a long term relationship rather than many boyfriends? need for love or steadyness of income? as we say, better an egg today or a chicken tomorrow...

 

5) what is the top sold item in BKK?

a) KY

B) condoms

c) cialis

d) dentures adhesive

 

that'll do for now

john

[Bob]

Have some random questions...

 

My guess is you could find some random answers on some blogs somewhere.

[pong]

this time I for once still give you the benefit of the doubt-looks a lot like trolling or ''try to be ooooooooosoooooooo funny.!

1.Learn the very basics of this country. Isan is the North East of Thaild-where they speak a dialect, very similar to Lao(tian) and grow/eat sticky rice. As it is the poorest region of Thaild, it is notorous for sending their girls-oh, and yes, also a few of their farmerssons- to BKK to gain more money-mostly by hooking on to anyone who looks remotely intersted in their extra services. ANY normal guidenbook has this info-do not bother too much with that old style thing called reading?

2.no-I follow this and other gay-Thai boards (in the off chance you are a genuine newby: sawasdee-gay-thailand, by far the liveliest and sauciest, and also gaybuttonthai and gaytingtong=-merely a self-incensing onlylookatme near dead site) and anyone has ome other opnion. And-if you hads just the slightest of life experience wyou would also have known that anyting in life is relative: goes for c-ksize-and also very variable, nr1 may be small, nr 2 medium and n3 XL-and you wont know till in private how this one knowns how to use (much more imprtant as size anyway)

3.same-plus that real taxi's only exist in BKK and to a shameful total-rip-off system in Phuket. As there are well over 100.000 taximeters in BKK-anyting this world and TH provides will also be found among them. I mostly travel by bus-all over BKK and must admit that on the most unlikeliest of times and lines, special encounters, squeezing and feelies can also be found there. But that does not mean you should jump into any pasing bus........

4.most of the real gogoboys are married or have a moreorless steady longtime relation with-shht!- a Thai girl-some even have kids. Often those girls also work as gogo. For most though there is no ''choice'' they simply jump into any chance that may pass by. The more ''steady '' relationsships the better-those are the stupid farang withthemoneytoomuth who are even that dumb to send mail-checks every month or so. There is a whole subgroup in TH living of that. In fact ''gay''ness is in these aspects just a copycat of how Thai girls work-in fact 99,99% of Thai are unable to think of themselves-they only copycat from others.

But also shhtt!! that does not mean they would be unable to give a man ultimate pleasure and seem to be the utmost loving and caring people this world has to offer. Thats also dumb farang thinking.

5.this Q made me think you are trolling.

Mostly sold here in BKK is rice-meals.

[Guest thaiworthy]

Just when I was starting to like you . . . sigh . . . Congrats. Sure had me fooled. I had you figured for better.

 

Next time don't post drunk or on drugs. You'll have better responses.

[Guest fountainhall]

Have some random questions... will try to squeeze them all in one thread:

 

Odd how someone who devoured a blog with such a wealth of information about Thailand like the one penned by shamelssmack, who seems to know (or know something about) a respected poster (Bao-Bao), and who admits that he has been a reader and poster on at least one other forum, would now be asking questions like “who are these famous (or infamous) Isaan boys??”

 

This after all is what eradesso wrote in an earlier thread, "The Value - or otherwise - of Blogs" -

 

I myself loved shamelessmack as it gave me the basic facts about gay thailand full with maps and all . . . I cannot judge the bangkokboys blog as I have read one entry on it just 10 minutes ago.. but I have felt rather unimpressed with the attack towards Bao Bao who is a seriously amazing man - I remember him from a couple years back from a freak-packed forum that I don’t recall where I was accused by some paranoid life-less freaks of being some troll called LMUT or something like that... whatevvva

 

As k pong points out, this “looks a lot like trolling”!

[Guest eradesso]

I never understand why thailand forum users are always so bitter and troll-obsessed

good grief question 5 was just a freaking joke chill out will you????

See when I opened my account here.. 2 years ago and first time I posted 3 days ago. Typical troll huh??? What are you going to suggest next? That I'm a troll because my english is too good for an italian??

 

i read shameless mack, mostly info about the venues, especially massage ones and the most amazing thing being the maps. I had about one or two weeks for getting info before my trip to Thailand so i couldn't learn everything immediately.

I'm sure you all didn't learn all you know in one trip (Michael for instance had never been to Hero despite having been to Thailand many times and having used massage services in other venues - see again, I read other posts)

 

i didn't say i read Bao Bao's blog, I said I met him in a forum and we chatted and he is a very respectable, sweet man who surely wouldn't deserve an attack on a blog or elsewhere.

 

I am aware of Thai geography. I have been to Thailand a dozen times although I haven't had let's say interactions with the people enough as to learn the specific traits of men from each region.

I remember somebody telling me: 1) they are generally hung, 2) they have a kink for modded cars 3) they are proud of their regional music

 

Can you guess if a man is from Sharjah or Muscat or Assyut? I can, because I know them.

But i can't distinguish a Thai from a Philipino. That makes me a troll??

And if you asked me I wouldn't answer look it up, read in a blog, you should know, you're a troll or whatever.

 

I've gotta say, many of you claim to know Thailand inside out to the point you can judge every aspect of it but despite having lived there for years or having visited several times you sure haven't learned shit about the welcoming polite manners of the Thais.

 

Thaiworthy, it's quite cool if you get my humour and you think I'm funny and if you think I'm worthy of your replies. But if you don't it's not like I'm gonna miss my sleep. I've lived 31 years without you or anyone else in this forum, I'm sure I can handle at least 31 more - just in time to get a retirement visa (see, I read posts)

I'm looking for info and a laugh or two, not for approval.

 

Long story short: Ban me, insult me, accuse me. Who the heck cares

[Bob]

just a freaking joke

 

So far, that about sums it up; however, I wouldn't have limited that comment to only question #5.

 

Presuming, as you say, you've been a lurker her for the last couple of years, it would seem logical to me that you might have picked up on the tone of the board by now but that seems to be not the case.

 

In any event, the somewhat similarity of the responses you're getting might to a wise man merit some thought as to the why (hmmmm.....it's either got to be "them" or me). If you truly think it's the "them", then why hang around? If it possibly could be "me", then maybe clean up your act a little bit and you might enjoy hanging around this neck of the woods.

 

P.S. Speaking only for myself, I'm not interested at all in explaining to you where Isaan is, who has the biggest dicks, whether you can get laid by taxi drivers, etc., even if I knew the answers (I do know where Isaan is). If you consider that attitude unfriendly then, like you said, I don't particularly care.

[Guest fountainhall]

1. That I'm a troll because my english is too good for an italian??

2. Can you guess if a man is from Sharjah or Muscat or Assyut? I can, because I know them.

But i can't distinguish a Thai from a Philipino.

3. I've lived 31 years without you or anyone else in this forum, I'm sure I can handle at least 31 more - just in time to get a retirement visa (see, I read posts)

4. I'm looking for info and a laugh or two, not for approval.

 

1. Your English is near impeccable for an Italian named 'John' - or any other nationality. I wish I'd had that fluency in another language at 31.

 

2. I'd find it impossible to distinguish anyone from Sharjah or Muscat or Assyut. But then I have never lived in the Middle East, and this is the gaythailand Board. As to distinguishing a Thai from a Filipino, after 33 years in Asia I must admit I'd also have some difficulty in respect of the look of some Thais and some Filipinos, unless I heard them speak. The Tagalog language is utterly unlike any other I've come across and totally distinctive.

 

3. Just to refresh your memory, Thai retirement visas are available to those 50 and up. So you can reduce the waiting time - should you so wish.

 

4. Reading this Board for a couple of years, I think you might have realised that a laugh or two is generally not what posters here have tended to discuss. I'm sure there are other forums, though, where it is appreciated and welcome.

[KhorTose]

I never understand why thailand forum users are always so bitter and troll-obsessed

good grief question 5 was just a freaking joke chill out will you????

 

 

Come on leopold (et al), GB is not a moderator here anymore and this is not the forum for this stuff. Stay on baht stop where you have a place, or I will send a personal invitation to Nurse nancy to come visit you here.

[Guest thaiworthy]

Uh-oh. KhorTose is usually right about masked identities. I checked, and the crazy punctuation matches, all those ellipses you use on Baht Stop. I'm sorry Eradesso, I'm not sure what you have to gain here. Whether or not you are really someone else is immaterial to me except that it saves me time trying to figure you out, when clearly everyone else has.

 

Apart from that and up to now-- you seemed like an intelligent contributor, but this post just smacks of tasteless indecency and offensive humor. Yes, I know, it's just a freakin' joke and you don't care what I think.

 

It seems to me if you can just be objective about what you write, whether it's here, Baht Stop or anyplace else, people will react more positively. And yes, you do care, because if you didn't, why write it? That post wasn't genuine humor. You can see that, can't you? What did you really expect from that post? Before you click the submit button, re-read the words and try and see what could be interpreted from it, apart from your own point-of-view. It may not seem offensive to you personally, but that's what it takes sometimes.

 

If this is your online personality, then it is truly tragic. No one who has read this thread will take you seriously anymore. I know I won't.

[kokopelli]

. Typical troll huh??? What are you going to suggest next? That I'm a troll because my english is too good for an italian??

 

An Italian? In an earlier post you claimed to be an Arab or Arabic speaker. I think your English is perfect if your are from Trolland.

[Guest]

An Italian? In an earlier post you claimed to be an Arab or Arabic speaker.

That's perfectly plausible. There are many French & some German people who speak Arabic too. Just the same as you get Americans speaking Spanish.

 

As for the opening post, if it's supposed to be a joke, where's the funny part?

 

Having said all that, perhaps some of the regulars could be a little more tolerant of new members.

[Guest fountainhall]


 perhaps some of the regulars could be a little more tolerant of new members.


 

I entirely agree with that sentiment – and have stated so in at least a couple of threads in the past. However, I note z909 uses the word “new”. As eredesso has himself pointed out, though, he is far from new here. Depending on which of his posts is correct, it has been either 2 or 3 years. His profile, though, says he joined on 10 May 2010. But then we are all prone to lapses of memory. As he admits in his first post, “I have a horrible memory.” Apparently so, it turns out.

 

“New”, though, does apply to his posting and this is what I believe z909 means. However, tolerance of a poster is surely dependent to at least a certain extent on what he writes. And when a poster posts the following –

 

i. he is well aware of ticket prices and airlines flying from the Middle East to Thailand;

 

it has a nonstop flight to HKT average around €650/700 but both service and aircrafts are very low quality

 

ii. he has been to Thailand “a dozen times”;

 


I am aware of Thai geography. I have been to Thailand a dozen times

 

iii. he freely gives advice on Thailand’s massage establishment practices;

 


by agreeing it with the masseur.. that's what I've done.. most of them don't work in the morning and early afternoon.. and you save the house fee which I I gave to the guy anyway..


 

iv. he has already visited all of Bangkok.

 


i've already visited all of Bkk in my previous stays...


 

- then, with respect, a post such as the first on this thread is, frankly, ridiculous! If a 31-year old who has been to Thailand a dozen times, seen all of Bangkok, got the hang of massage parlours, tattooing on Khao San Road etc., yet is aware of the answers to the questions posed is . . . well, I leave you to judge.

 

In addiiton, despite a “horrible memory”, I have a hard time squaring the content of quotes ii, iii and iv above with this -

 

I have completely forgotten how it works with costs of massages and tips... how I have to behave at all

 

In the view of several posters, including myself, it doesn’t. This Board has shown a lot of pointers to new posters seeking advice – most recently augieeee. This OP is looking to stir up trouble on this Board.

 

And, whilst I am at it, are we seriously supposed to believe the bit about -

 


I enjoy Etihad, for some reason, I always seem to get a free upgrade to first class... I accidentally and innocently line up in the first class line.... oh my gosh i'm so sorry, excuse me for wasting your time..... beat my eye lashes and show my unbelievable grey eyes.... tadaa.. those asian girls always fall for it! 


 

How many top-tier airline loyalty club members receive upgrades - even just occasionally? Is this just another silly joke? Just another bait for this Board’s “bitter and troll-obsessed” members? Or is it, perhaps, the silly musings of another troll? I merely ask!

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[Guest fountainhall]

There is a typo in the above post. The sentence near the middle should read -

 

"If a 31-year old who has been to Thailand a dozen times . . . yet is unaware of the answers to the questions posed . . .