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Last night I was with a new guy. He was born and raised in Pattaya. When I sat with him at the bar, he could not speak a word of English. He could answer no questions and could not even say hello in English. I thought he was cute so I spend some time with him.

 

After sex, he said: "Are you happy? Do you like me? How was it?"

 

I looked at him and said, "I thought you could not speak English." He smiled and said Nitnoi.

 

It was a miracle. I like to think that the 30 minutes he spent with me changed his life and he was now able to have a firm grasp of the English language. Or, perhaps I was just too good in bed that he was able to speak in tongues? Or, just perhaps, I was played? Not sure but I am still laughing about it this AM. :)

 

Guest mauRICE
Posted

Gee, and I thought you were still grieving for your 500Bt virgin. Glad to hear that you've bounced back so quickly and your libido is at least as big your heart.

Guest lvdkeyes
Posted

Born and raised in Pattaya and does not speak any English?? Call me cynical, but I don't think so. LOL

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