Guest fountainhall Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 This month alone there have been reports of two incidents of peeing on aircraft - and not in the loos. Teenage skier Robert "Sandy" Vietze was dismissed from the U.S. Ski Team's development squad after reportedly getting drunk and urinating in the cabin of a JetBlue flight from Portland to New York. This week a French actor got in on the act. Legendary French actor Gérard Depardieu caused quite a scene on an airplane Tuesday night by urinating in the cabin in front of his fellow passengers after the crew told him he had to wait to use the toilet, according to multiple reports. The Golden Globe winner, 62, was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. After being told he had to wait until takeoff, he reportedly relieved himself in the aisle. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20519658,00.html There was a thread on gaythailand in early 2009 about low-cost European airline Ryannair's suggestion that it would soon add yet another to the long list of additional fees passengers have to pay. It was planning to charge £1 for use of the loo. I prefer the simple approach. I'll just leave a nice turd for them out in the aisle. Well, GB, you had remarkable foresight. I suppose the other passengers were also 'relieved' that Depardieu didn't take your advice and drop his pants. I'll now bet that Ryannair will not even consider adding a loo charge anytime soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Getting my inspiration from the Cock Pit lives up to its name thread, I'd already decided to take the piss out of Monsieur Depardieu when I saw Fountainhall had beaten me to it and posted the background to the incident. Dublin Et Paris, Actor Rejected Discretion, In Extremis, Urinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thaiworthy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Getting my inspiration from the Cock Pit lives up to its name thread, I'd already decided to take the piss out of Monsieur Depardieu when I saw Fountainhall had beaten me to it and posted the background to the incident. Dublin Et Paris, Actor Rejected Discretion, In Extremis, Urinating Hey, I can do this too, but not as well, obviously: R-O-G-I-E Rascal of Gay Inspirational Expressions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fountainhall Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 R-O-G-I-E Newspaper Personal Ad: Ridiculously Outrageous Gentleman Inspires Ecstacies Or, bearing in mind the topic of this thread - Righteous Occidental Gives Invigorating Enemas And really we cannot let Gaybutton off the hook here, so here's one that links with one of his favourite threads - Gent After Youthful Beauty Undertakes Trips To Obsessions Nightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogie Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 That's not fair! Thaiworthy is 10 letters and Fountainhall is 12. I'm giving up, ain't gonna try and compete with ya! Gent After Youthful Beauty Undertakes Trips To Obsessions Nightly I'm envious, that's really good. On second thoughts if Fountainhall can do it with Gaybutton (9 letters) there's hope for me yet . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest thaiworthy Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I'll take another easy one. One member has only 3 letters: B-O-B Brains or Beauty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bob Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 I'll take another easy one. One member has only 3 letters: B-O-B Brains or Beauty? Yikes. I'm 0 for 2! I ain't pretty and I can't seem to remember the other thing I ain't.... P.S. If you and Fountainhill would shorten up your names, I'd make an effort to see what I could come up with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fountainhall Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 If you and Fountainhill would shorten up your names, I'd make an effort to see what I could come up with! Mine is sometimes shortened to F'hall. Any ideas? Frequently Humping Asian Likely Lads For your good self, something slighly more contrived perhaps - Bend! Otherwise Blow! thaiworthy can not escape - Temptingly Handsome And Irresistible, Wants Obsessively Randy Thais, Hopefully Young! And what of our moderator, jomtien? Perhaps one bearing in mind his comments on the Obsessions thread - Jittery Observant Moderator That Invents Excruciating Nonsense! It's only a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
