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For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend...

Amazon, ebay, Etsy, and redbubble, among others, are all stocked with great Trumpmas items that will surely make the recipient feel GREAT AGAIN for the Trumpmas holiday.

https://www.amazon.com/Merry-Trumpmas-12-Days-Shirt/dp/B07NNKK6HV

https://www.ebay.com/itm/235847308581

https://www.etsy.com/market/merry_trumpmas

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/merry+trumpmas

 

 

 

 

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MERRY TRUMPMAS Beaded Bracelet American Flag | Presidential Election |Donald J Trump  Handcrafted | Fight Patriot | USA | God Bless Holiday 

 

I heard that due to a backlog and strong demand there is at least a one week delay to get the Trumpmas item shipped. So order early!

MERRY TRUMPMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Posted
2 hours ago, EmmetK said:

For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend...

Nothing for the J6 HOSTAGES??????????  Trump hasn't even visited them.

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I was thinking about buying this Merry Trumpmas coffee mug for my sweetie, @Suckrates.

This way, every morning when he has his coffee, he can think of not only me, but also view the Trump landslide electoral map... so much RED! Love it!

That's called a win-win...

2024 Electoral Map Merry Christmas Trump Landslide Holiday Coffee Mug

TRUMP2024
MAGA

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FRAGRANCES ???????

Now, smell like Trump for $200.  his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump...

Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ????

Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..????????   :unknw:

For those that DO,  Merry Smellmas !    

But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug .

DRINK UP !!!!

The View on X: "The official season 27 'View' mug is now available for  pre-order! Shop #TheView's store now: https://t.co/Rcb7NZIhwd  https://t.co/1uGHv4fU7H" / X

 

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May include: Two glass jars with gold lids filled with brown liquid and debris. Both jars have a green and yellow label with a picture of a swamp and a man's face. The text on the label reads 'Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water' and '20 FLOZ'.

Would anyone like a couple of jars of Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water? You can wash your hands with it before you sit down for your Christmas dinner?
Personally endorsed by President Trump himself!
It can be purchased on ETSY - 2 jars for $20.

TRUMP2024
MAGA

Posted
1 hour ago, EmmetK said:

May include: Two glass jars with gold lids filled with brown liquid and debris. Both jars have a green and yellow label with a picture of a swamp and a man's face. The text on the label reads 'Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water' and '20 FLOZ'.

Would anyone like a couple of jars of Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water? You can wash your hands with it before you sit down for your Christmas dinner?
Personally endorsed by President Trump himself!
It can be purchased on ETSY - 2 jars for $20.

TRUMP2024
MAGA

LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM FLORIDA.  HOPE DESANTIS GOT HIS CUT!!

Posted
On 12/7/2024 at 6:54 PM, EmmetK said:

For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend...

Amazon, ebay, Etsy, and redbubble, among others, are all stocked with great Trumpmas items that will surely make the recipient feel GREAT AGAIN for the Trumpmas holiday.

https://www.amazon.com/Merry-Trumpmas-12-Days-Shirt/dp/B07NNKK6HV

https://www.ebay.com/itm/235847308581

https://www.etsy.com/market/merry_trumpmas

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/merry+trumpmas

 

 

 

 

Merry Trumpmas! 12 Days of Trumpmas ShirtMerry Trumpmas Donald Trump Christmas T-Shirt - Picture 1 of 1Merry Trumpmas Santa Trump Christmas Vintage Ugly Sweater T-ShirtHave A Merry Trumpmas President Donald Trump New Christmas Unisex Adult T shirt - Picture 1 of 7

 

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MERRY TRUMPMAS Beaded Bracelet American Flag | Presidential Election |Donald J Trump  Handcrafted | Fight Patriot | USA | God Bless Holiday 

 

I heard that due to a backlog and strong demand there is at least a one week delay to get the Trumpmas item shipped. So order early!

MERRY TRUMPMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

ANY OF THIS CRAP MADE IN AMERICA???????????

Posted
16 minutes ago, EmmetK said:

Something for my Sweetie, @Suckrates to dangle around his neck while we are doing the Electric Slide at one of the Make America Great Again inaugural balls.....

Ceramic Ornament Trump - Etsy

TRUMP2024
MAGA

 

IF HEGSETH IS THERE HE WILL BE VOMITING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR IN A DRUNKEN STATE.  DON'T SLIP ON THE VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted
3 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

FRAGRANCES ???????

Now, smell like Trump for $200.  his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump...

Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ????

Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..????????   :unknw:

For those that DO,  Merry Smellmas !    

But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug .

DRINK UP !!!!

The View on X: "The official season 27 'View' mug is now available for  pre-order! Shop #TheView's store now: https://t.co/Rcb7NZIhwd  https://t.co/1uGHv4fU7H" / X

 

 

3 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

FRAGRANCES ???????

Now, smell like Trump for $200.  his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump...

Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ????

Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..????????   :unknw:

For those that DO,  Merry Smellmas !    

But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug .

DRINK UP !!!!

 

 

For my sweetie, If you want your car to have the sweet smell of victory... here is a perfect stocking stuffer...

Car Air Freshener, Funny Biden Sniffing Trump, Smells Like Victory, Political Gag Gift, Car Decoration, Democrat Humor, White House Joke

TRUMP2024
MAGA

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I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale..  All Garbage.   Perhaps a Bondfire.?  

Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ?

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BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS,  after eatting a spicy Burrito !

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Posted
58 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale..  All Garbage.   Perhaps a Bondfire.?  

Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ?

 

 

BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS,  after eatting a spicy Burrito !

 

I think you need to cut down on your caffeine. So I am having second thoughts about giving you this Trump coffee mug for TRUMPMAS

I Love When I Wake up.. and Trump is President Coffee Mug, Trump Coffee Mugs, 2024 Election Ceramic Tea Cup, Donald Trump Election Party

TRUMP2024
MAGA

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, EmmetK said:

I think you need to cut down on your caffeine. So I am having second thoughts about giving you this Trump coffee mug for TRUMPMAS

I Love When I Wake up.. and Trump is President Coffee Mug, Trump Coffee Mugs, 2024 Election Ceramic Tea Cup, Donald Trump Election Party

TRUMP2024
MAGA

 

They are just happy he is not in bed with them!!!!!!!!

Posted
2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

 

BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS,  after eatting a spicy Burrito !

 

In case you have any digestive issues, I'm sure that Dementia Joe's caretakers will be happy to give you one of his Pampers...

Oh, and btw, "eating" has only one "t". Linda McMahon can't be sworn in soon enough. I'll ask her to make senior citizen education part of her plan.

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ALL ABOARD THE MAGA EXPRESS!
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW

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Posted
5 hours ago, Suckrates said:

I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale..  All Garbage.   Perhaps a Bondfire.?  

Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ?

Fools All Of You gifs - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS,  after eatting a spicy Burrito !

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

 

How about a gift certificate for his vermin infested golf motel?   
One get's used to the musty, damp ambience.




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Posted
On 12/9/2024 at 11:29 AM, Suckrates said:

 

FRAGRANCES ???????

Now, smell like Trump for $200.  his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump...

Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ????

Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..????????   :unknw:

For those that DO,  Merry Smellmas !    

But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug .

DRINK UP !!!!

 

 

If my sweetie @Suckrates or anyone else is looking to buy me a TRUMPMAS gift... (as long as Dr. Jill doesn't get a percentage).

......anything from the Trump fragrance collection would be most welcome:

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

trump-posts-image-of-new-perfume-and-colognes-he-is-selling.png

MAKE AMERICA SMELL GREAT AGAIN

Posted
On 12/9/2024 at 11:29 AM, Suckrates said:

 

FRAGRANCES ???????

Now, smell like Trump for $200.  his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump...

Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ????

Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..????????   :unknw:

For those that DO,  Merry Smellmas !    

But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug .

DRINK UP !!!!

 

 

 

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