EmmetK Posted December 7 Posted December 7 For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend... Amazon, ebay, Etsy, and redbubble, among others, are all stocked with great Trumpmas items that will surely make the recipient feel GREAT AGAIN for the Trumpmas holiday. https://www.amazon.com/Merry-Trumpmas-12-Days-Shirt/dp/B07NNKK6HV https://www.ebay.com/itm/235847308581 https://www.etsy.com/market/merry_trumpmas https://www.redbubble.com/shop/merry+trumpmas I heard that due to a backlog and strong demand there is at least a one week delay to get the Trumpmas item shipped. So order early! MERRY TRUMPMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 8 Posted December 8 2 hours ago, EmmetK said: For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend... Nothing for the J6 HOSTAGES?????????? Trump hasn't even visited them. Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 8 Posted December 8 You can also buy some of Melania's "unmentionables". Many worn by trump himself. Pete1111 and Stable Genius 2 Quote
EmmetK Posted December 8 Author Posted December 8 I was thinking about buying this Merry Trumpmas coffee mug for my sweetie, @Suckrates. This way, every morning when he has his coffee, he can think of not only me, but also view the Trump landslide electoral map... so much RED! Love it! That's called a win-win... TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
EmmetK Posted December 8 Author Posted December 8 I think my sweetie @Suckrates would like this as a Christmas gift. He could hang it on his Christmas tree with his other Trump ornaments. TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Members Suckrates Posted December 9 Members Posted December 9 FRAGRANCES ??????? Now, smell like Trump for $200. his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump... Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ???? Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..???????? For those that DO, Merry Smellmas ! But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug . DRINK UP !!!! Bingo T Dog 1 Quote
EmmetK Posted December 9 Author Posted December 9 Would anyone like a couple of jars of Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water? You can wash your hands with it before you sit down for your Christmas dinner? Personally endorsed by President Trump himself! It can be purchased on ETSY - 2 jars for $20. TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 9 Posted December 9 1 hour ago, EmmetK said: Would anyone like a couple of jars of Donald Trump's Drained Swamp Water? You can wash your hands with it before you sit down for your Christmas dinner? Personally endorsed by President Trump himself! It can be purchased on ETSY - 2 jars for $20. TRUMP2024 MAGA LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM FLORIDA. HOPE DESANTIS GOT HIS CUT!! Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 9 Posted December 9 On 12/7/2024 at 6:54 PM, EmmetK said: For those looking to buy a Christmas gift for their Trump-supporting boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, husband, ex-husband, wife, ex-wife, brother, step-brother, brother-in-law, sister, step-sister, sister-in-law, mother, step-mother, mother-in-law, father, step-father, father-in-law, grandmother, grandfather, son, son-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, uncle, aunt, letter carrier, gardener, pool boy, garbageman, superintendent, teacher, tutor, or just a good friend... Amazon, ebay, Etsy, and redbubble, among others, are all stocked with great Trumpmas items that will surely make the recipient feel GREAT AGAIN for the Trumpmas holiday. https://www.amazon.com/Merry-Trumpmas-12-Days-Shirt/dp/B07NNKK6HV https://www.ebay.com/itm/235847308581 https://www.etsy.com/market/merry_trumpmas https://www.redbubble.com/shop/merry+trumpmas I heard that due to a backlog and strong demand there is at least a one week delay to get the Trumpmas item shipped. So order early! MERRY TRUMPMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! ANY OF THIS CRAP MADE IN AMERICA??????????? Quote
EmmetK Posted December 9 Author Posted December 9 Something for my Sweetie, @Suckrates to dangle around his neck while we are doing the Electric Slide at one of the Make America Great Again inaugural balls..... TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 9 Posted December 9 16 minutes ago, EmmetK said: Something for my Sweetie, @Suckrates to dangle around his neck while we are doing the Electric Slide at one of the Make America Great Again inaugural balls..... TRUMP2024 MAGA IF HEGSETH IS THERE HE WILL BE VOMITING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANCE FLOOR IN A DRUNKEN STATE. DON'T SLIP ON THE VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
EmmetK Posted December 9 Author Posted December 9 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: FRAGRANCES ??????? Now, smell like Trump for $200. his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump... Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ???? Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..???????? For those that DO, Merry Smellmas ! But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug . DRINK UP !!!! 3 hours ago, Suckrates said: FRAGRANCES ??????? Now, smell like Trump for $200. his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump... Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ???? Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..???????? For those that DO, Merry Smellmas ! But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug . DRINK UP !!!! For my sweetie, If you want your car to have the sweet smell of victory... here is a perfect stocking stuffer... TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Members Suckrates Posted December 9 Members Posted December 9 I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale.. All Garbage. Perhaps a Bondfire.? Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ? BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS, after eatting a spicy Burrito ! Quote
EmmetK Posted December 9 Author Posted December 9 58 minutes ago, Suckrates said: I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale.. All Garbage. Perhaps a Bondfire.? Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ? BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS, after eatting a spicy Burrito ! I think you need to cut down on your caffeine. So I am having second thoughts about giving you this Trump coffee mug for TRUMPMAS TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 9 Posted December 9 19 minutes ago, EmmetK said: I think you need to cut down on your caffeine. So I am having second thoughts about giving you this Trump coffee mug for TRUMPMAS TRUMP2024 MAGA They are just happy he is not in bed with them!!!!!!!! Quote
EmmetK Posted December 10 Author Posted December 10 2 hours ago, Suckrates said: BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS, after eatting a spicy Burrito ! In case you have any digestive issues, I'm sure that Dementia Joe's caretakers will be happy to give you one of his Pampers... Oh, and btw, "eating" has only one "t". Linda McMahon can't be sworn in soon enough. I'll ask her to make senior citizen education part of her plan. ALL ABOARD THE MAGA EXPRESS! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted December 10 Members Posted December 10 5 hours ago, Suckrates said: I wouldnt offer ANY of Trumps shit even at a tacky, low rent garage sale.. All Garbage. Perhaps a Bondfire.? Maybe the MAGA's cant afford eggs because they are spending all their cash on Trumps crap, making HIM rich, then blaming the Dems ? BUT, I am absolutely Giddy about wiping my ass with THIS, after eatting a spicy Burrito ! How about a gift certificate for his vermin infested golf motel? One get's used to the musty, damp ambience. stevenkesslar 1 Quote
EmmetK Posted December 10 Author Posted December 10 Anyone want to smell Presidential? How about a Trump scented candle? TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
EmmetK Posted December 10 Author Posted December 10 I'm sending out my Merry Trumpmas cards today...... TRUMP2024 MAGA Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 13 Posted December 13 OPRAH'S FAVORITE ITEMS ARE MADE IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 13 Posted December 13 OPRAH BELIEVES IN BUYING MADE IN AMERICA. A STAR WHO SUPPORTS AMERICA IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!!!! Quote
EmmetK Posted December 13 Author Posted December 13 On 12/9/2024 at 11:29 AM, Suckrates said: FRAGRANCES ??????? Now, smell like Trump for $200. his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump... Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ???? Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..???????? For those that DO, Merry Smellmas ! But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug . DRINK UP !!!! If my sweetie @Suckrates or anyone else is looking to buy me a TRUMPMAS gift... (as long as Dr. Jill doesn't get a percentage). ......anything from the Trump fragrance collection would be most welcome: https://gettrumpfragrances.com/ MAKE AMERICA SMELL GREAT AGAIN Quote
Bingo T Dog Posted December 13 Posted December 13 17 minutes ago, EmmetK said: If my sweetie @Suckrates or anyone else is looking to buy me a TRUMPMAS gift... (as long as Dr. Jill doesn't get a percentage). ......anything from the Trump fragrance collection would be most welcome: https://gettrumpfragrances.com/ MAKE AMERICA SMELL GREAT AGAIN TRUMP'S TOILETTE WATER ACTUALLY COMES FROM THE TOILET. ENJOY!!!!!!!!! Quote
EmmetK Posted December 13 Author Posted December 13 On 12/9/2024 at 11:29 AM, Suckrates said: FRAGRANCES ??????? Now, smell like Trump for $200. his newest GRIFT in time for the holidays, for those that voted for Trump because they COULDNT afford the price of eggs, are his Holiday edition fragrances, one for men and one for women, that want to smell like MAGA Trump... Keep robbing the people, Donald...... Will Melania be wearing this "toilet water" ???? Not sure I want to spritz on a scent that smells like "farts" and "poopy adult diapers"..???????? For those that DO, Merry Smellmas ! But if you want the PERFECT Xmas gift (the one I am sending to our EmmetK) is the Ladies of The View coffee mug . DRINK UP !!!! Quote