Guest HeyGay Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Look like there is going to be a few red faces in the Camp. So, time to present the Inaugural Turtle Ass Award for Individual Achievement In Forum Posting, and winnowing the potential award winner list has been a difficult chore. Of course I immediately thought of Let Me Tell You for so breathlessly mangling the English language. But to be fair, his enthusiasm at times is contagious. And at times I'm sure other parts of his body are too. Reading a LMTU post is like navigating a hedge maze blindfolded while wading through an ocean of quicksand. But other than the occasional headache from trying to decipher his dibble, LMTU is really quite harmless. Annoying, filled with delusions of adequacy, but ultimately harmless. And certainly isn't worthy of an award that could easily prompt a "You like me! You really like me!" moment. So no dice. Considered that clunky bag of boners know as Smiles as a Turtle Ass Award recipient. But he's kind of a harmless doddering old cunt. And it's rude to speak ill of the dead. Besides, his He-Was-Not-A-Bar-Boy boyfriend, Suphot, has a nice ass. An incredibly nice ass. In any case, we all know that some day soon Smiles will be loading live ammo into that gun on his avatar and finally giving us all something to Smiles about. So Smiles is out of the running. For now. I finally decided the award should go to someone who proves that while clich Quote
kokopelli Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 Look like there is going to be a few red faces in the Camp. []Read the whole hilarious Blog it will make you Piss yourself. At least you earned "honorable mention". Congratulations. Quote
Guest fountainhall Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 May I get some congratulations, too? I see from the comments following the blog that I am mentioned, even though for some weird reason it has been reserved for the "future" - A future honorable mention might be awarded to “fountainhall” — the only poster I’ve ever blocked on one board. On another board, Gaythailand, he has been posting any topic under the sun on the Thailand forum. Senility setting in or just a clod? I am curious, though. I have posted on only two chat Boards - this one for several years and GBs since it started. I rarely look at Baht-Stop, even more rarely SGT as I cannot be bothered with proxy servers to read it here in Bangkok, and never read gay Ting and Tong. So I have only ever posted on two Boards, from neither of which I have been banned - unless it just happened overnight. Whoever 'Matt' is, he seems to have got his knickers slightly twisted. But please don't let me lose my award Quote
TotallyOz Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 LOL Fountainhall. I didn't really understand the OP until I read your post and then went to that site. I don't really understand all the name history of most talked about. However, you deserve the award for best sense of humor. And, HeyGay and LMTU tie for most unreadable posts. Quote
