What are Gaetz's qualifications for AG? EmmetK?

[Suckrates]

32 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

Say buh bye to the Hammer of Justice!

Former congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) announced in a social media post Thursday that he was withdrawing his name from consideration to be attorney general for President-elect Donald Trump’s incoming administration. “I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback — and the incredible support of so many,” Gaetz said. “While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump/Vance Transition. There is no time to waste on a needlessly protracted Washington scuffle.”

Can you imagine  the unlawful and illegal activity this Douchebag wants to keep hidden ?  The report should be public regardless, and Goo Goo Gaetz BANNED from any public office for LIFE....

Sorry Emmy Lou,  you LOST this one !   

[EmmetK]

1 hour ago, Goober said:

In the meantime, Gaetz will be cheerleading coach at an all-girls high school, NPHS (No Panties High School).

Actually, he'll be returning to Congress in 6 weeks.
He resigned from the current Congress, not the next one to which he was re-elected on November 5th.

ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOARD!

[Bingo T Dog]

42 minutes ago, EmmetK said:

Actually, he'll be returning to Congress in 6 weeks.
He resigned from the current Congress, not the next one to which he was re-elected on November 5th.

ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOARD!

BUT LITTLE DONNIE ISN'T GETTING WHAT HE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!   BOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Stable Genius]

[Goober]

1 hour ago, EmmetK said:

Actually, he'll be returning to Congress in 6 weeks.
He resigned from the current Congress, not the next one to which he was re-elected on November 5th.

ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOARD!

WRONG!!!

[Latbear4blk]

One down.

[Stable Genius]

Get your credit card out EmmetK, Gaetz wants to send you a personal video!

 

Matt Gaetz is following in the footsteps of another Republican who left Congress under a cloud of controversy … by joining Cameo.

A day after withdrawing from consideration as Donald Trump’s attorney general — and hours after the now-former Florida representative said in an interview that he would not return for the next Congress — Gaetz created an account on the app on which celebrities and other public figures can charge hundreds of dollars or more for personalized video messages.

“I served in Congress. Trump nominated me to be US Attorney General (that didn’t work out). Once I fired the House Speaker,” reads the profile for the “Former Florida Congressman” that’s charging upward of $500 a video. Semafor first reported Gaetz’s account.

Gaetz follows his one-time colleague, former Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) — who was expelled from Congress late last year after a scathing ethics report into his conduct — in attempting to cash in on his fame on Cameo. Santos, who lists himself as a “Former congressional ‘icon,’” charges upward of $250 for his videos.

[Stable Genius]

 

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, Stable Genius said:

 

I loved this comment:

If you scan the 750+ comments on the tweet you posted, they are mostly pro-MAGA and pro-Gaetz.  Musk is probably succeeding in turning X into a right wing platform for propaganda and mobilization.

Like several people who tweeted, when the AG news broke I immediately wondered whether this was somehow a play to get Gaetz out of the House before the shit hit the fan, and get Trump a loyal Guv after treasonous DeSanctimonious.  There was probably a calculation that it helps Trump, either way.  He can push the McConnell Republicans to see if they just crumble right out of the gate, and confirm an AG who has sex with children.  If not, Plan B is Gaetz can run for Guv with Trump's backing. 

And if I believe what I read on X, maybe he can win.  Why let some lying child whore stand in the way of a man who won't take shit from the Deep State?   Have some fucking balls, America.  All these bitches who moan about rape want it.  Hegseth did the lying cunt a favor.

The scariest part of all this is in what playbook does this get someone elected Governor?  

[Stable Genius]

CNN — 

The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the matter.

The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays, those sources said.

[Suckrates]

25 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

 

CNN — 

The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the matter.

The report is now expected to be made public after the House’s final day of votes this year as lawmakers leave Washington for the holidays, those sources said.

 

Does it Really matter at this point ?.  He was rejected for the position, gave up his seat in congress, and moved on to host his own Podcast.   At this point releasing the report is simply for salacious curiosity.   They should just hold it in abeyance should he ever want to re-enter politics.    America has much bigger problems to focus on besides hasbeen Gaetz.   We have a dictator and his Billionaire cabinet attempting to dismantle our Democratic government.  A pedophile Loser is small potatoes in the Big picture. 

[Stable Genius]

I disagree. releasing the report will show all the qualifications that EmmetKlown didn't list for Gaetz to become AG.

[Suckrates]

37 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

I disagree. releasing the report will show all the qualifications that EmmetKlown didn't list for Gaetz to become AG.

We know hes a pedophile, drug dealer and child trafficker.   How much more do you need ?   Anything else would pale in comparison .  AND do you REALLY care what EmK thinks ?   He was a Clown as Bozo, and hes still a Klown as Kelly.  Just let him "perform" and he'll be happy !  

I'm worried about all the hidden crimes that are gonna be committed in the WH, not the spawn of "Chucky"......

 

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

AND do you REALLY care what EmK thinks ?

No.

But I am concerned for @EmmetKruelty's  mental health.

He is disinterested in facts, and has problems with human relationships.  Especially with Gay men who are not into Gay bashing.

[Suckrates]

3 hours ago, stevenkesslar said:

No.

But I am concerned for @EmmetKruelty's  mental health.

He is disinterested in facts, and has problems with human relationships.  Especially with Gay men who are not into Gay bashing.

He's been rather quiet today so far 12/18/24.....  Perhaps he's been in a Russian briefing getting some new, updated talking points about Trump ?   Or the Trump Train blew a tire ?

[stevenkesslar]

1 hour ago, Suckrates said:

He's been rather quiet today so far 12/18/24.....  Perhaps he's been in a Russian briefing getting some new, updated talking points about Trump ?   Or the Trump Train blew a tire ?

Perhaps he is meeting with his therapist, to work on his mental health issues.  I hope so, at least.

But, probably not.  Maybe he is meeting with a lawyer to make sure he doesn't get sued.

Trump allies suggest Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker should be sued for calling Trump a ‘rapist’

Thing is, for the cruel and fact-free wing of MAGA, rape and sexual harassment are of no concern.  Trump and Hegseth can grab whatever pussy they want.   Sadly for @EmmetKruelty, it should be a pussy rather than a cock.  That whole Gay thing is frowned upon, especially in the military.   Sex with underage girls is just fine, though.  It's not whether you do it that matters.  It's that you are able to deny it, and then sue anyone who accuses you.

I think @EmmetKruelty is probably just laying back to make sure it is okay to bully transgender kids and call Black women smelly and stupid.  Other than that, all's well. 

[Stable Genius]

Matty will be perfect as a Senator from Florida, or a christian youth counselor.

 

CNN — 

The House Ethics Committee found evidence that former Rep. Matt Gaetz paid tens of thousands of dollars to women for sex or drugs on at least 20 occasions, including paying a 17-year-old girl for sex in 2017, according to a final draft of the panel’s report on the Florida Republican, obtained by CNN.

The committee concluded in its bombshell document that Gaetz violated Florida state laws, including the state’s statutory rape law, as the GOP-led panel chose to take the rare step of releasing a report about a former member who resigned from Congress.

“The Committee determined there is substantial evidence that Representative Gaetz violated House Rules and other standards of conduct prohibiting prostitution, statutory rape, illicit drug use, impermissible gifts, special favors or privileges, and obstruction of Congress,” panel investigators wrote.

[Goober]

Gaetz sues Ethics Committee in last-minute bid to block release of report

https://l.smartnews.com/p-169dP9t/lZPX2z

Doesn't the findings of this investigation exonerate Gaetz? Lol

[Stable Genius]

[JKane]

On 12/18/2024 at 8:23 AM, Suckrates said:

Does it Really matter at this point ?

 

Not really, but remember they're the party of the supposed "moral majority" who call us depraved sinners for even wanting to marry.  Fuck them and I'm here for every bit of embarrassment and spotlighting the constant hypocrisy we can pile on!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Goober]

It's reported that Gaetz has threatened to release information on other members of congress that have used public funds to pay hush money to keep their sexual predatory crimes a secret. I'm getting the Christmas spirit!!!

[Suckrates]

Gaetz is the guy that MAGA wants and LOVES....   Lawless, slimy, corrupt, morally bankrupt and nasty....  He's the ultimate BRO, and I dont believe the report will hurt him,  they ALL knew this info already, for years,  didnt care and did nothing.  Only if President Musk and  his assistant Trump disapprove of Musk will there be any negative consequences.  Otherwise, the report will only enhance his street cred with the MAGA dudes and make him a valuable asset to any position he wants in the govt.  .....Since, and as long as there were NEVER any charges filed against Gaetz by the DOJ, public opinion is in HIS favor, and is hard to argue....Nothing to see here

Just more corruption in the DOJ by not filing charges when they had ALL that evidence.   Obviously there was obstruction, and old Merrit Garland was AGAIN sleeping on the job.   Garland was such a FAILURE, and noone did anything about it. 

[Lucky]

5 hours ago, Goober said:

It's reported that Gaetz has threatened to release information on other members of congress that have used public funds to pay hush money to keep their sexual predatory crimes a secret. I'm getting the Christmas spirit!!!

Ho, Ho, Ho

[Stable Genius]

This was Trump's first pick for Attorney General.

 

Think about that for a minute.

 

And then explain why anyone thinks Trump is fit for the highest office in this country.

 

[Stable Genius]