"American Pie" in real life

[PeterRS]

Remember that scene in one of the American Pie movies - the one where the young hero is watching a porn movie, can't take his eyes off the screen and reaches over for the lube to aid his journey to the happy ending - only it's not lube, it's superglue? Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband should have paid more attention. Prince Frederic Von Anhalt was in bed when he leant over to get the eye drops. After one drop, he quickly realised he had a problem. These were no eye drops. He had put his wife's nail glue into his eye! "It was dark and he grabbed his wife's nail glue instead of eye drops," said a spokesman for Von Anhalt. He now wears a patch following successful eye surgery.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/12/21/gabor.eye.glue/index.html?hpt=C2

 

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[KhorTose]

These were no eye drops. He had put his wife's nail glue into his eye! "It was dark and he grabbed his wife's nail glue instead of eye drops," said a spokesman for Von Anhalt. He now wears a patch following successful eye surgery.

 

I hate to be a dirty old man, but at their age he could have been reaching for the lube when he grabbed that bottle of nail glue. I know if I wouldn't want to see the pictures.

[PeterRS]

Alas, his one-time sex kitten wife is now 93 and in very bad health. In hospital over the summer, she was so poorly that the last rights were read. Although still with us, if her husband was reaching for the lube, it would have been either because it was a nurse in bed beside him, or he was about to start some

[Guest]

"The secret of a good divorce, dahlink, is very simple. Just give back the ring." There followed a slight pause, before she added, "Keep the stone, but always give back the ring." The lady had class.

 

Excellent!

 

I do wonder how she lands all the rich ones time and time again.