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The Central Investigation Bureau (CIB) and the National Health Security Office (NHSO) busted a rogue operator offering dubious penis enlargement procedures to men looking for a bigger package. Unfortunately, one victim, seeking a bit of extra length, has been left with painful infections rather than a bigger pecker.

Heading the charge, Police Lieutenant General Jiraphop Phuridet and Police Major General Witthaya Sriprasertphap, bigwigs of the CIB and the Consumer Protection Police Division respectively, swung into action to nail 36 year old Kittikorn (surname withheld). The charges? “Operating a medical facility without permission” and “practising medicine without a licence,” with a staggering 22 incriminating items seized.

It all erupted when tip-offs to the Consumer Protection Police Division 4 revealed a startling Facebook enterprise. Kittikorn was peddling pearl implants, silicone additions, and filler injections, promising to turn average Joes into proud porn star actors. However, what followed were gruesome tales of inflamed members, crippling infections, and a complete bedroom bust.

Turning detective, the police traced the penile perpetrator to his home in Tambon Om Noi, Amphoe Krathum Baen, Samut Sakhon Province. There they caught him, in flagrante, handling a customer’s nether regions in a makeshift operating theatre. Kittikorn, it turns out, was no doctor but a self-taught bodger moonlighting as a surgeon.

The second floor of his house was a horror show, converted into a dodgy surgery with no sanitary equipment in sight – a true house of horrors for the hopeful gents seeking a confidence boost. Medical gear, drugs, and surgical tools were all confiscated in a bid to shut down this penile pandemonium.

Kittikorn came clean, admitting that his medical credentials were non-existent. His scalpel-wielding days began at the tender age of 14, and within these 20 years, he managed to stitch up two to three clients a month, raking in a dodgy 5,000-20,000 baht per visit, reported Channel 3 Plus News.

The law swiftly caught up with the back alley butcher. Under the Hospital Act of 1998 and the Medical Profession Act of 1982, he’s looking at up to five years behind bars or a hefty fine for each count of “operating a medical facility without a licence” and “practising medicine without registration.”

This bust has laid bare the dangers of unlicensed medical procedures. While Kittikorn might have hoped to help his customers rise to the occasion, it’s clear his under-the-counter craftsmanship left their hopes, and their members, painfully deflated.

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12 hours ago, reader said:

While Kittikorn might have hoped to help his customers rise to the occasion, it’s clear his under-the-counter craftsmanship left their hopes, and their members, painfully deflated.

 

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