reader Posted September 11 Posted September 11 From The Thaiger A barber in the central province of Ayutthaya went viral on Thai social media for charging customers based on the size of their penis, rather than the length of their hair. A picture of the service price list at the barber shop in Ayutthaya was shared by numerous Thai news agencies and netizens. The pricing list stated, “Small penis 40 baht, Medium penis 60 baht, Large penis 80 baht, and Mo (modified) penis 100 baht.” The barber, 40 year old Apirak “Tee” Klinbuppha, shared in an interview with Channel 3 that he opened the barber shop just three months ago and received very positive feedback. He believed that the service fees based on penis size played an important role in attracting customers. Apirak explained that he had been searching for his dream job for over eight years and had worked in various industries before finding happiness as a barber. His shop, located near one of Ayutthaya’s popular tourist attractions, Prasat Nakhon Luang, was decorated in a vintage style to match with historical attractions. Apirak mentioned that he had not yet named his barber shop and had not planned any advertising for it. He did not expect the humorous service fee to make his business go viral, explaining that it reflected his personality. He described himself as a cheerful person who enjoys spreading good vibes. In the interview, Apirak explained the pricing system further. “The service fee actually depends on the customer’s age and hairstyle, like in other barber shops. I charge children, such as those in primary school, the small penis fee of 40 baht. High school students are charged the medium penis fee of 60 baht, while adult customers pay the large penis fee of 80 baht. Any customer wanting a more complex hairstyle is required to pay 100 baht.” Apirak added that he also provides free services to old people, people with disabilities, and young children. He emphasised that the humorous pricing wasn’t the only attraction, as he was confident in his skills and assured that every customer would leave satisfied. One customer gave a light-hearted interview to the media while getting his haircut. ‘I chose this barber shop because of the price sign outside. If I hadn’t seen the sign, I wouldn’t have picked this place. I’m curious to see how much it will cost because my size is quite impressive. Ruthrieston, tm_nyc and vinapu 1 1 1 Quote
vinapu Posted September 11 Posted September 11 I see great future for that barber. Most guys rather pay 80 instead of admitting in the open to be short dicked to save meager 40 baht. See that comment by owner of supposedly large tool in the last sentence, whom he is kidding ? Ruthrieston and floridarob 1 1 Quote
BjornAgain Posted September 11 Posted September 11 Having perfected the Japanese art of sumo as a kid, I can retract my gentleman's sausage and cajones upside my pubic arch. Free haircuts all round! khaolakguy and vinapu 1 1 Quote
Moses Posted September 11 Posted September 11 WTF? No one URL in that article shows proof of news... Quote
reader Posted September 11 Author Posted September 11 37 minutes ago, Moses said: WTF? No one URL in that article shows proof of news... WTF I’m not your mother Go to the Thaiger and look it up floridarob 1 Quote
vinapu Posted September 11 Posted September 11 as Italians say ' si non e vero, e ben trovato" or something along that line BjornAgain 1 Quote
thaiophilus Posted September 12 Posted September 12 12 hours ago, vinapu said: as Italians say ' si non e vero, e ben trovato" or something along that line "You will, Oscar, you will" BjornAgain 1 Quote
BjornAgain Posted September 12 Posted September 12 Or as they use to say in ancient Rome, "Philosophum non Facit barba". Quote
vinapu Posted September 12 Posted September 12 2 hours ago, BjornAgain said: Or as they use to say in ancient Rome, "Philosophum non Facit barba". it's why I shave every morning and while in Thailand also before hitting bars hoping reverse will turn true. ( for those who are curios what commotion is all about - "beard doesn't make you philosopher " ) BjornAgain 1 Quote
bkkmfj2648 Posted September 12 Posted September 12 @reader thanks for sharing this article. I went to my favorite barber here in Jomtien and I shared with him the in-Thai-language version of this article: https://thethaiger.com/th/news/1232916/ and we had a great laugh together. He told me that he would like to be the one to confirm the penis sizes in the back of the shop in order to present the "fair" price for the haircut.... reader, Ruthrieston and vinapu 3 Quote
Keithambrose Posted September 12 Posted September 12 7 hours ago, bkkmfj2648 said: @reader thanks for sharing this article. I went to my favorite barber here in Jomtien and I shared with him the in-Thai-language version of this article: https://thethaiger.com/th/news/1232916/ and we had a great laugh together. He told me that he would like to be the one to confirm the penis sizes in the back of the shop in order to present the "fair" price for the haircut.... Is he an attractive guy? Quote
bkkmfj2648 Posted September 13 Posted September 13 3 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Is he an attractive guy? On a scale of 1 to 10 - he is a 7 For me, his face, manly voice, sense of humor, and ability to speak very well in English are attractive. However, he dresses with somewhat frumpy clothes - so I cannot understand if there is a sexy body underneath his clothing. Quote
Keithambrose Posted September 13 Posted September 13 12 hours ago, bkkmfj2648 said: On a scale of 1 to 10 - he is a 7 For me, his face, manly voice, sense of humor, and ability to speak very well in English are attractive. However, he dresses with somewhat frumpy clothes - so I cannot understand if there is a sexy body underneath his clothing. Let me know if you ever investigate further! bkkmfj2648 1 Quote
macaroni21 Posted September 13 Posted September 13 23 hours ago, bkkmfj2648 said: He told me that he would like to be the one to confirm the penis sizes in the back of the shop in order to present the "fair" price for the haircut.... Wouldn't we all? And some of us would have exacting standards to ensure consistent measurement. It has to be erect after precisely 35 strokes in the penis pump - in the absence of which instrument, my trusty hand. vinapu 1 Quote
vinapu Posted September 13 Posted September 13 2 hours ago, macaroni21 said: Wouldn't we all? And some of us would have exacting standards to ensure consistent measurement. It has to be erect after precisely 35 strokes in the penis pump - in the absence of which instrument, my trusty hand. I wonder what did you drink but it wasn't milk certainly Ruthrieston 1 Quote
bkkmfj2648 Posted September 13 Posted September 13 3 hours ago, macaroni21 said: It has to be erect after precisely 35 strokes in the penis pump - in the absence of which instrument, my trusty hand. I like your approach and preciseness. What is your methodology for guys who cannot resist 35 strokes and ejaculate prematurely (EP) ? Or are you an "edging master" and would know how to avoid an EP situation, so that the over sensitive guy can receive a fair price for his haircut? 🤪 😝 Quote
macaroni21 Posted September 14 Posted September 14 9 hours ago, bkkmfj2648 said: What is your methodology for guys who cannot resist 35 strokes and ejaculate prematurely (EP) ? Well, if a premature incident happens and the object of affection turns flaccid soon enough, then the prospective customer of the barber shop shall get a "small penis" price, which represents a discount. Alternatively, a free haircut altogether. 🤣 vinapu and bkkmfj2648 2 Quote
Keithambrose Posted September 14 Posted September 14 4 hours ago, macaroni21 said: Well, if a premature incident happens and the object of affection turns flaccid soon enough, then the prospective customer of the barber shop shall get a "small penis" price, which represents a discount. Alternatively, a free haircut altogether. 🤣 It wasn't stated whether the penis had to be erect, when the price was agreed, but I imagine that would be the only way to get a level playing field, so to speak! Possibly the barber should provide some encouragement, male or female? What they call a fluffer, I believe? bkkmfj2648 1 Quote
