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James Carville just confirmed, on Air, that Tim Ryan told him that JD Vance wear "Black eyelashes"....

I suppose Peter Thiel likes a "femboy" ?   

For a platform so bitterly opposed to Drag Queens,  not sure WTF is going on ?   

These Dudes Got Eyelash Extensions And Looked Like Beautiful Butterflies

 

Go for it , JD...Go ALL the way !

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Hey JD,  THIS is how you do a "smokey eye".....    You better give Adam a call for some tips.

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Does anyone else find it hysterically funny that the party that hates drag queens now has JD Vance, an eyeliner-wearing VP candidate?

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On 7/24/2024 at 9:09 PM, Stable Genius said:

I had to look up the couch story:

 


According to a now-deleted tweet as well as several other tweets, in his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy, Vance admitted to fucking an inside-out latex glove that had been placed between two couch cushions. While the original deleted tweet played it for laughs, describing him as potentially the first VP pick to have admitted to such an act, others seem genuinely concerned by it, questioning whether the confession invalidates his commitment to family values.

not to defend this nominee but...  to be sure this was a false satirical post.

The anonymous poster who started the viral—but false—rumor that Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance had sex with a couch said he came up with the smear while shopping at a grocery store. The viral post’s author, who only identified himself as “Rick,” gave his first interview to Business Insider on Tuesday, telling the publication the joke came from “a place of irreverence if not outright disrespect.” The viral tweet has since attracted the attention of late night hosts, Fox News talking heads, and even Vice President Harris’ campaign. Rick said he has since protected his account and changed his Twitter handle to avoid unwanted attention. He also said he did not intend to spread misinformation, but instead simply wanted mock the Republican candidate. 

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4 hours ago, maump said:

not to defend this nominee but...  to be sure this was a false satirical post.

The anonymous poster who started the viral—but false—rumor that Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance had sex with a couch said he came up with the smear while shopping at a grocery store. The viral post’s author, who only identified himself as “Rick,” gave his first interview to Business Insider on Tuesday, telling the publication the joke came from “a place of irreverence if not outright disrespect.” The viral tweet has since attracted the attention of late night hosts, Fox News talking heads, and even Vice President Harris’ campaign. Rick said he has since protected his account and changed his Twitter handle to avoid unwanted attention. He also said he did not intend to spread misinformation, but instead simply wanted mock the Republican candidate. 

And Vox took the truth and ran with it.  Asking a logical enough question:   why would it be so easy to think such rumors are true?

 

J.D. Vance didn’t have sex with a couch. But he’s still extremely weird.

The rumors were easy to believe, especially when the potential VP has such terrible ideas about sex.

 

There was another great 2Way chat with Mark Halperin tonight in which a theory came up about Tim Walz.  Alex Castellanos, the Republican political hack I have cited in posts, said some candidates are Teflon and some are Velcro.  He suggested that, watching Walz at that rally tonight, Walz may have a coat of Teflon.  He hunts, he fishes, he smiles, he laughs, he hugs kids who hug him when he signs a bill giving them free lunches.  Meanwhile, JD says women without kids suck.  And women with abusive husbands need to man up.

Too early to tell.  But Walz may be the Teflon candidate, and JD may be the Velcro one.

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I feel a bit sorry for JD. If VonShitzInPantz loses, he's going to blame his loss on JD. If VonShitzInPantz wins, at some point soon after VonShitzInPantz takes office, JD is going to have to invoke the 25th Amendment, riling up the MAGA cult.

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18 hours ago, Suckrates said:

Gurl, you're the GOP VP candidate....  Stop wearing those Part City Wigs...   You're rich, get the Human Hair

 

Damn typos..... its Part  Party City Wigs.   

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