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Yes, my son. I have been working on my spiritual well being. And, you my child have been a very naughty boy. I am not sure all the Karma I can send to you will do any good. :)

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Several years ago a boy took me to see a Mae Chee. These are the Buddhist equivalents of nuns. The Mae Chee was a fortune teller and spoke excellent English. She wanted to know my birthday, the day of the week I was born, my age, and all kinds of other things. Then she took out a book of what appeared to me to be some form of hieroglyphics and started doing calculations based on what was in the book and the information I gave. After that she wanted to read my palm.

 

Then, when she was through with all that she looked at me and said, sharply, "You no good!"

 

I asked why she said that. "You drink too much. You no good!"

 

Anyone who knows me also knows that among my litany of faults, drinking is not one of them.

 

"Mae Chee," I said. "I hardly ever drink and I never get drunk."

 

Her response was, "Well, you do something no good and you have to stop!"

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Her response was, "Well, you do something no good and you have to stop!"

You do not generally expect Thai nun to be familiar with the concept of message board moderation...

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You do not generally expect Thai nun to be familiar with the concept of message board moderation...

Actually she was quite familiar with it. She greatly approved of my methods, especially the part about how I quickly get rid of the idiots.

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Actually she was quite familiar with it. She greatly approved of my methods,

Since you told this story many times before, I am pretty sure you making this

part up.

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I asked why she said that. "You drink too much. You no good!"

Her response was, "Well, you do something no good and you have to stop!"

 

Bound to be true with most farang in Thailand. Presumably these fortune tellers have to work on probability.

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