Guest travelerjim Posted July 8, 2010 Posted July 8, 2010 Two Guys Guesthouse Newsletter...NEW Issue I received this newsletter from Two Guys Guesthouse South Pattaya...Sunne area...close to all! Two Guys Guesthouse Pattaya Thailand Friendly Gay Guesthouse Two Guys Guesthouse Pattaya Thailand Friendly Gay Guesthouse Photos Two Guys Guesthouse Pattaya Thailand Friendly Gay Guesthouse Two Guys Guesthouse Pattaya Thailand Friendly Gay Guesthouse They also serve great breakfasts... many fine choices...from 70 Thai baht...served ALL Day from 8:30am til ??? from eggs, potatoes, french toast or pancakes...good coffee and more... mmmm good! I am pleased to post the newsletter for others to read & enjoy, tj Twoguys Guest House Welcome to Pattaya ,Thailand. June/July NewsLetter Good day to you all, welcome to more ramblings of a Gay Guesthouse owner. This Month I have some more tales and experiences to relate to you. They are all based on the truth. I was telling a customer an amusing tale of my first time in Pattaya and going into a 7-11 shop to buy some condoms. I will tell you that story later , anyway he topped my story with his about his first visit to a Pattaya Pharmacy. Pharmacy Or should I say his friends visit. Ken being a rather shy gentleman was in need of some KY gel and was to embarrassed to go into the shop and ask for it. His friend P who was no Pattaya virgin volunteered to go get it for him while Ken stood outside the shop looking in. P entered the shop and had a look around the display shelves and not, finding any KY gel went to the counter and spoke to the owner. Unfortunately the owner could not speak much English and did not understand what P had asked for. Ken watched from outside as P used sign language to try and communicate his wishes. He did this by holding up his left hand and making a circle with his finger and thumb and used the index finger of his right hand to simulate a pumping action. Ken said The Pharmacist looked on in horror then threw up his hands, angrily waving them about saying no hab.... no hab, illegal in Thailand. P realizing that he was being misunderstood asked the pharmacist what was illegal, whereupon the Pharmacist told him that he thought he was asking for a dildo. I never did find out if Ken got his KY gel. 7-11 Shopping On my first visit to Pattaya I was in need of some condoms and visited the 7-11 on the corner of beach road with my companion that I had met in BoyzTown. I also being quite shy had waited until no other customers were at the counter, slid up to the server and laid my items to be purchased in a heap on the counter. There was Lots of snacks and junk food and buried deep among this was the packet of condoms. All went well until the counter assistant picked up the condoms looked at them and said "no take". I said yes I want , No he said. He then called over to another assistant and had a loud conversation in Thai, both examining the packet of condoms and gesturing towards me. This attracted the attention of everybody in the shop and they all were having a good look at the condoms and myself. Exactly the opposite of the situation I wanted to happen. By this time there were a number of people at the counter including my companion all a discussing the condoms and the word "Falang" being bandied about. The counter assistant and my companion then went to the condom rack and brought back all the various condoms and proceeded to examine each type. My companion finally decided which type was suitable and with a triumphant flourish held up the pack for all to give their approval. Exiting the shop feeling thoroughly humiliated I asked my companion what the F**K had just happened? I was informed I had picked a packet of condoms that were sized for the Thai customer and they had to find ones suitable for the Falang. I must admit they fitted quite well and all was forgiven later. Happenings around The Soi Last month was a busy social time, it seemed that there was a party every other night demanding my attention. Mike at Bar LaCage had his 60th Birthday bash on the 22 June and it was a brilliant night (what I remember of it) The entertainment consisted of a solo Guitarist who I just caught the end of his act, he was obviously good because the customers gave him a good send off. Following him was a team of acrobats and entertainers who interacted with the audience very well. Other performers were two sets of singers Quote
