The H̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ Fart Trial.

[Stable Genius]

[Goober]

Necheles appears to be asking Von ShitzInPantz "Why won't you grope me?"

[Stable Genius]

Republicans: Cohen is a criminal, habitual liar and bully.

Me: He was also Trump's personal lawyer for 12 years.

[Stable Genius]

Anyone still waiting for Trump’s “beautiful” healthcare plan, his infrastructure plan, to release his taxes, to testify? Fool me once then bad on me, fool me twenty times and that’s a Trump supporter.

[JKane]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stable Genius]

Narcoleptic fart factory, Donald Trump will talk good game about testifying, he'll tell his dimwitted MAGA cult how much he wants so badly to testify, but he won't because he is unable to control himself, and is incapable of not perjuring himself. But most importantly, he is also a coward.

[Stable Genius]

Trump's shade turned from orange to yellow. 

Despite Trump's incessant lies, he was allowed to testify, but the coward refused.

[Goober]

If VonShitzInPantz gets convicted but with no jail time, what should his punishment be? I think his red hat should be super glued to his greasy bald head and he should be forced to spend all his waking hours with people he truly hates: MAGAts. Bus about a thousand in each day dressed in their MAGAt clown suits to maralago. Imagine maralago infested with MAGAts every day; Von ShitzInPantz's worst nightmare.

[Stable Genius]

The standard is beyond reasonable doubt, not beyond any doubt.

 

Is it reasonable to think that Donald Trump did sleep with stormy Daniels? Yes.

Is it reasonable to think that Donald Trump did pay off stormy Daniels? Yes.

Is it reasonable to think Donald Trump did this in order for the information not to be released prior to the election? Yes.

Is it reasonable to think that Donald Trump wanted to treat this as a deductible tax expense so he can save a few dollars on his taxes given how miserly he is? Yes.

Is it reasonable to think that Donald Trump did not know any of this was going on under his nose? No.

Is it reasonable to think that Michael Cohen was a rogue operator who uses his own money to pay off stormy Daniels without knowing that Donald Trump will reimburse him? Hell no.

 

Is there any reasonable doubt that Donald Trump did not do any of the crimes for which he is charged? Hell no.

 

Emmet Klown?

[Stable Genius]

Did Donnie have sex with a porn star? ✅

Did Donnie pay her to silence the story? ✅

Did Donnie do it to interfere with the election? ✅

Did he falsify business records to cover up the payment? ✅

Is there money transfer receipts to prove this? ✅

Bye bye Donnie 🔗🔒

[JKane]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stable Genius]

Methinks hung jury is coming in.

[Bingo T Dog]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-s-attorney-shakes-him-during-trial/ar-BB1nhcFP?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=b9c327a133e34bceb457be2f5527e844&ei=19&sc=shoreline    I hope some of the jurors write books.  They should be quite interesting!!!!!!!!!

[Bingo T Dog]

Trump supporters clash with British couple outside hush money trial©FNTV

The British woman was seen smiling and almost chucking as the crowd surrounded her in the park, shouting profanities. 'Disgusting aren't they? What disgusting people,' she said, sounding somewhat lightheartedly. Her partner, seemingly less amused, was ushering her away from the group. 'We were actually here purely for entertainment value,' the woman told the media as they walked away from the rowdy demonstrators.

[KeepItReal]

Former Pres Trump was found guilty of all charges by a jury in NYC. And the fake outrage from MAGA and GOP will start in 3...2...1... (But not Melania!)

It is a good thing he knows "all the best people". Hope it includes a good tailor that specializes in orange! 

[unicorn]

When will he be sentenced, typically?

 

[KeepItReal]

3 minutes ago, unicorn said:

When will he be sentenced, typically?

 

I heard July 11 mentioned on ABC news. 

[JKane]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Stable Genius]

So much for Trump could shoot someone on Madison Ave in broad daylight and get away with it.

He can't even cheat on his wife and lie about it successfully.

[KeepItReal]

47 minutes ago, Stable Genius said:

So much for Trump could shoot someone on Madison Ave in broad daylight and get away with it.

He can't even cheat on his wife and lie about it successfully.

I say we move directly to sentencing with two options:

1) a year in jail for each conviction - so 34 years (sounds fair, right) in a medium security facility with chance of parole after 10 years of good behavior. 

2) No jail.  $10mil fine for each conviction so $340mil (sounds fair, right) and corporal punishment of 34 smacks on the butt with a rolled up Forbes magazine in Times Square and broadcasted live on all major news channels (including Fox and Newsmax) delivered by Stormy Daniels. 

😆

[Stable Genius]

[floridarob]

[Goober]

Von ShitzInPantz guilty on 34 counts by jury. Found guilty by 12 jurors selected by both the prosecution and the defense on Each. And. Every. Count. Unanimously. 
How long before Von ShitzInPantz starts blaming his attorney, Todd Blanche, for the guilty verdicts? Do you think Blanche was smart enough to get his fee in full before the guilty verdict was announced?

[Stable Genius]

Mewonders if Blanche will be part of the appeal process, since he did a stellar job.

[reader]

Much more compelling question for Trump yet unanswered: Will orange make up artist be permitted to visit felon behind bars?