My First Day in Pattaya

[firecat69]

Arrived at 330pm. Checked into View Talay 6 next to Central Festival. Have a beautiful 48 sq. meter Studio for 1300 baht a day. Love the Location!!!!

 

Went to Little Mango for dinner and as usual it was quite good and reasonable. Stopped at a few Beer Bars and they were busy early in the evening. Most of the offable staff was mid 20's -30. I saw no young kids even on the street. Euro Boys was the first GOGO Bar I stopped at.

 

As reported by others the boys actually dance here and smile and the atmosphere is very nice. Boys here are the small and slim variety. You need to check id's here but I have a friend that tells me all but one or 2 are 18 and maybe a couple of 17 year olds. So beware. But certainly not any young boys!!! I offed a boy from here and asked him to meet me at my apartment later in the evening. More on that later.

 

I then moved to Oud's Bar which was busy but Oud was upcountry with family problems. Boys here are very attractive and very safe age wise. There are a few I would guess to be 23 or 24 and I found out they were 31. So super safe here(lol).

 

I walked out soi Yensabi and grabbed a baht bus to Funny Boys. Since I had a boy coming , i was just planning on looking. Bar was very busy at 10pm. I stopped counting at 28 boys. Unless you are looking for real muscle, I can't imagine you not finding something here that suits your tatse. Well no Ladyboys!!! Mamasan Rose runs a class establishment with Hand Wash and cold face cloths. I found a boy I had previously seen and booked him for tomorrow.

 

Back to my suite to meet my boy from Euro Boys. Unfortunately he was a dud and with such a beautiful face. I should have known. Can't win all the time.

 

Fired up my computer and within 15 minutes had a boy from GayRomeo heading my way. He made up for the dud from Euro Boys and then some.

 

Six more days and I'll try to report every day.

 

firecat69

Member

[Gaybutton]

I saw no young kids even on the street.

Very good report and I'm glad you had a nice time, even though your first experience was with a dud.

 

Regarding the young street kids, believe me, unfortunately they're there. I'm surprised you didn't see any. But if you're going to spend time in the Sunee Plaza area, you will.

 

That was good thinking on your part about Gay Romeo. That's one reason I keep recommending it. No buying the obligatory drinks. No off fees. The boy comes to you. And he turned out to be very good.

 

Not bad at all for your first day.

[Guest]

I think your bar report is spot on, so eagerly await news of the remainder of the trip.

 

Is it worth getting on a baht bus to go from Sunee to Boyztown though? The bottom of Soi Yensabai is about half way there.

[Guest hans030]

I think your bar report is spot on, so eagerly await news of the remainder of the trip.

 

Is it worth getting on a baht bus to go from Sunee to Boyztown though? The bottom of Soi Yensabai is about half way there.

 

It's only 5-10 min walk to Boyztown from Sunee. Do not understand why he takes a baht bus (for 1 minute?)

[Gaybutton]

Do not understand why he takes a baht bus (for 1 minute?)

Do you really care? If he wants to take a baht bus, let him. Maybe he has a sore leg. Maybe he's like me and just lazy. Maybe he's not as familiar with the area as others might be and didn't realize it's an easy walk. Maybe he just plain felt like it. I don't see why someone has to justify his reasons for taking a baht bus instead of walking, for crying out loud.

[firecat69]

It's only 5-10 min walk to Boyztown from Sunee. Do not understand why he takes a baht bus (for 1 minute?)

Sometimes the comments here are hilarious. If anyone can walk from Euro Boys in Sunee to Funny Boys in Boystown in 5-10 minutes walking at a normal pace. I will buy them a steak dinner at Manhattans.

 

Also if you are worried about me spending 10 baht to take a baht bus because it is hot and humid and threatening to rain, please don't. I can afford it!!!!!!!

[fedssocr]

besides, the baht bus driver's gotta eat too.

[Gaybutton]

Sometimes the comments here are hilarious.

I'm glad you're taking it this way. I hope you will continue to post your excellent reports about your adventures here in The Land of Smiles.

[Guest]

Six more days and I'll try to report every day.

 

Thanks for the great report. I really enjoyed reading it. It is great to hear anything about gay Thailand and your detail was great.

 

Also if you are worried about me spending 10 baht to take a baht bus because it is hot and humid and threatening to rain, please don't. I can afford it!!!!!!!

 

LOL Now that is hilarious. I know of guys who won't spend an extra 5 baht to eat inside a restaurant in the air conditioning in the hottest of days. I am so glad you have that 10 baht for a ride. Makes me feel all warm inside.

[firecat69]

Day 2 started out with a morning get together. Boy I met in Happy Boys and he posts on Gay Romeo also. So date was made on GayRomeo.

 

I told him to arrive at 9am and don't be late because I have a dentist appointment. He arrived at 910am which is definitely on time for a Thai boy. In the last year he has learned a lot on his job and the encounter was just wonderful.

 

Barely kept my appointment at 11am and afterwards went to Central Festival for lunch. Back to my apartment and looked to see if anyone interesting on GayRomeo. A number of cute boys at 3pm and by 4pm there was a knock on my door. Once again no disappointment . I Love GayRomeo.

 

Took a nap and headed out for dinner and a look at BoysTown Bars. Stopped for dinner at Pan Pan on Beach Road next to Royal Garden Plaza.

 

I had eaten at the Jomtien one a year ago and was pleased. This one however leaves a lot to be desired. I had a Pasta dish and Watermelon Shake. The pasta was average and the service deplorable. The bill was 480 baht. I can get a good meal many places for that. Shows you how a good location with a revolving clientele can be successful even when the food sucks.

 

 

It was now 830pm and I wanted to start at the Bars early in order to improve the chances of seeing the best boys before they were offed.

 

Lucky 777: 10 boys , 1 customer (me) Average looking on the slim side. Nothing that interests me in the least.

 

Cupidol: 12 boys ,2 customers. Overall some good looking boys and they wear the Square Cut briefs which I much prefer. Saw a boy in there that was a mamasan at Lavender Power Boys in Chiang Mai 1 month ago. I guess business was not too good. Some athletic boys here as well as slim.

 

Before I continue I should tell you my preference starts with the Face. I have an eclectic taste for the Body but face is most important to me.

 

Sawatdee Boys: 14 boys and 2 customers. Pretty average looking boys here on the slim side and not much to lust after (IMO). Except 1 boy who had the face of an angel. Small boy . I asked him over and bought him a drink. Asked him how long he had been working. Said this was his first night and I could see he was nervous. I was not about to take him because I am sure he would have been really limited in what he did and I did not feel like trying to instruct him on this night, Will check on him later in the week though.(lol)

 

 

WildWest Boys : They really screwed this bar up with the change in seating. But since there were almost no customers at 945pm, it made no difference. About 22 boys maybe more and some really good looking ones. Body Types were slim to Athletic and nothing I would turn down in a pinch, unlike all the bars before.

 

I had a boy sit with me here and paid his off with a delayed pick up around 11pm. More on him later. They wear the Square cuts here also and I have to say there were some great asses on display including the boy I offed.

 

Toy Boys: 22 boys, zero customers if you don't count me. Keep in mind it is now 10pm. Boys were rotating ok so maybe mamasan finally got the message. Real average looking boys and some young looking ones. I'm sure they are probably of age but have not seen many in the Sunee bars that looked any younger.

 

Funny Boys: Ended the bar tour here because I needed to book someone for Thursday night. Not as many customers as last night (maybe 6) and about 20 boys. It was pretty close tonight between WW Boys and Funny Boys for the best looking staff. Tonight Wild West Boys won. (IMHO)

 

Picked my boy up in front of WW Boys and headed home. On a scale of 1-10 he was a 6. Easily the best looking body I have been with this trip and he was sweet. Just he did not compare with my GayRomeo boys in the sex department.

 

So far 2 GoGo Bar Boys 1 a dud and the other a 6. 4 GayRomeo boys who all scored at least a 8 and at least one scored a 10.

 

I guess I'll check out Sunee Plaza tomorrow.

[Gaybutton]

So far 2 GoGo Bar Boys 1 a dud and the other a 6. 4 GayRomeo boys who all scored at least a 8 and at least one scored a 10.

6 boys and this was only your second day here. You don't waste time, do you? You're going to need a vacation from your vacation.

 

That merits some sort of award. Well, all I've got to offer is two quotes instead of my usual one quote:

 

"Live each day as if it's your last. Some day you're sure to be right."

-Edward Woodward, 'Breaker Morant'

 

"I'm in the mood for love

Simply because I've got one . . ."

- Don Ameche, 'Cocoon'

 

No wonder you take the baht bus. You don't have time for a leisurely stroll. Do you realize how envious a lot of people reading this, who are stuck back home and can't be here, must be? I'll bet many would almost be willing to murder their mother if they could be doing what you're doing right now. And you're going to be here for how many more days?

[Guest]

I'm not intending for the baht bus question as one of those aggressive "SGT forum" type challenges. It's just an innocent question.

As far as I know, you have to walk half way to Boystown to catch the baht bus in any case ? If they stop in the middle of Sunnee, I might just try it one day.

 

It's about 600 metres from Sunnee to Boystown. An average walking pace for males is 5.6 km/hour and therefore the average male would cover the distance in little over 6 minutes.

 

Please keep up with the excellent reports. You clearly have good taste in bars.

Perhaps I would get more sex in if not wasting energy walking.

[firecat69]

It's about 600 metres from Sunnee to Boystown. An average walking pace for males is 5.6 km/hour and therefore the average male would cover the distance in little over 6 minutes.

 

I think its just fun now, the perception of people. I will walk it tonight and see just how long it takes. If its only 600 metres then I have played a lot of par 5's that are almost as long and should be able to walk it in that time. I am guessing 14 minutes but will give you an honest report both to Soi Yensabi and to Euroboys.

[atri1666]

I walked already many times from Sunee to Pattayaland and back. Always between 10 till 15 min. depending from the waiting time to cross the streets.

[Guest taylorsquare]

Thanks Firecat,enjoying your reports,please keep posting more.

 

How did you book a room in the view talay,is there a website to book on?

[firecat69]

http://www.dancewatchers.com

 

I think its a ex Bar Girl and BF who have many for rent both in Jomtien and VT6. I did not mention Gay and am not sure it would make any difference but use your own judgment.

 

I see no reason to mention it. Units are on a par with Asian-escapes in Jomtien.. Very well furnished , mine has a 50" inch plasma.

 

48 sq meters 1300 baht a night and I love the location. Most however face the wrong way for a view but for 7 days I'd rather look at the boys. LOL

[Guest taylorsquare]

Actually i looked at gayromeo,i would like to try it.

 

How do i actually use it,i am a bit under confident or a bit scared .

Do u give them your phone number or do you message them for yours?

 

I read on another gay message board about some bad experiences wi guys from gayromeo,but i supppose its luck of the draw.

i think i recall it was on the GTT board,where a few said they had been thre

[firecat69]

I have had no bad experiences except level of service once in awhile. I don't give out my phone number until an appointment has been made and then I tell the SMS me only DO NOT CALL. That avoids the phone calls where you can't understand each other.

 

I make sure the boy knows exactly what I expect to do and if money has been mentioned , I make it plain the money is based on him doing what we talked about. I also make sure they know that it has to be them in the photos. If someone else shows up I will send them away. If I set a time . I tell them if they are late too bad for them. Most of the time that will get them to arrive within 20 minutes of the agreed time

 

If age looks at all questionable I make sure they know they must have ID. Just that threat gets rid of the young ones.

 

Many of the boys will tell you upfront they are moneyboy and some will never mention it until it is time to come. There are some who will never mention money. It makes little difference to me because I am going to give them something whether they ask or not. I have had boys refuse and be insulted so you have to be careful if you decide to offer money when none has been asked for. This is an individual decision and everybody will have to make their own decisions.

 

Gaybutton has also given tons of advice on here about GayRomeo.

 

With some exceptions the boys I see from Gayromeo are not stunners. They are boy next door types and would not stand out in some bars. But their performance is in most cases far superior to a lot of the bar boys I have chosen.

 

Make sure you list your home as Pattaya or Bangkok even if not there yet. This will get you many more replies.

 

Good Luck

[Gaybutton]

How do i actually use it,i am a bit under confident or a bit scared .

Do u give them your phone number or do you message them for yours?

When you click on a boy's profile, you will see a "send message" button. Click on it, write your message, and send it. Usually a simple "Hello, nice to see you" is good enough to initiate a chat.

 

If you use common sense, there is nothing to be scared of. Many of the boys are money boys and are also bar boys. Many are sincerely looking for a relationship. Many really do like sex with older farang and are not necessarily looking for money at all.

 

If you are chatting with a boy who you think might be a money boy, ask him. Most of the time they will be honest about it. After all, if he wants money why would he lie about it? Then he won't get any. If you want to meet him, tell him what your offer is. He'll either accept it or he won't. Normally, if you are interested in meeting him for short time, he'll probably accept whatever you normally pay for short time.

 

If you are reluctant to give him your telephone number, you can simply arrange to meet him at a specified place and time. Try to make it somewhere he is likely to know and can easily get to. The Starbuck's Coffee at Tuk Com is usually a good neutral spot. The entrance door to the Friendship Market is also good.

 

Most of the time the boy will offer to come to you, wherever you are staying. If you are staying in a hotel, you can have him come to your hotel and meet him in the lobby. Offer to pay his taxi fare.

 

If he is a bar boy, you can ask him which bar and his badge number. You can meet him at the bar where he works and decide whether to go any further on that basis.

 

If he gives you his own phone number, if you are still reluctant to call him, then call him from a pay phone or your hotel room phone.

[firecat69]

Day 3:

 

I had an appointment with a boy from GayRomeo at 9am. As always I made it plain not to be late. At 730am I get and sms that he is up an ready. I tell him good, see u at 9am. He must have fell back to sleep and I never heard from him again. No big deal. I had a real estate appointment and a trip to Jomtien take up most of my day.

 

At 4pm the cashier from Euroboys was to arrive. He arrived at 4:10pm which is late for him. Anyways it turns out the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. Burning the candle at both ends the previous 2 days left me unable to take advantage of my favorite boy. So an easy day for the boy and I don't really care as he is a great kid .

 

At 630pm I started my walk from the front door of Funny Boys to the front door of Euroboys. I walked at a normal pace consistent with not breaking an ankle on the disgusting sidewalks of Pattaya. The result 14 minutes. I have no doubt a tall man with a long stride walking as fast as possible could make the trip in maybe 10 minutes. By the way later that night I walked all away back. Take that you marathon walkers (lol).

 

So now I am in Sunee Plaza earlier then I should have been. Went to Po Pot for dinner. Good meal and excellent service for 1/2 the price I paid at Pan Pan the night before. Gourmet it is not but good value for money and a fairly diverse selection.

 

As always Beer bars had customers and some cute Boys but GoGo bars did not look promising. Stuck my head in Jimmy Jimmy James and a couple of others next door and no reason to stay. Few boys and zero customers.

 

9pm time for Krazy Dragon. I think 3 customers and 8 boys when I first sat down. Boys started to increase to maybe 14 but still few customers. Maybe I'm getting old (definitely) but it sure is dark in this bar. Hard for me to tell if I like the face of a boy unless he is on top of me. Anyway, a mix of boys with nothing special, but maybe they are all taking a day off before. the Big Birthday Party.

 

Playing rap music when I first arrived, which I hate, but the volume was ok. Then I saw this kid doing essentially a break dance on the bar, right in front of me. He is all the things I dislike in a kid. Lots of tattoos, tough guy look with too much jewelery, but I couldn't take my eyes off him. First of all he was an incredible dancer and just had a body to die for. So what if it was covered with too many tattoos? I would call it a gymnast type body with great abs , pecs etc. Wonderful legs. No doubt in my mind, probably strictly a Top, which is no good for me, but I want to bounce 10 baht coins off his abs and see how high they would bounce(hehe). I didn't take my eyes off him for 20 minutes and gave him a couple of tips. I'd like to take photos of the kid , he is that Hot (IMO).

 

Still not sure what his face will look like in daylight but pretty sure about the rest. By the way, the music did change from Rap and this kid continued to dance up a storm. My bill for my drink and 2 drinks for boys was really cheap. This bar gives you great value for your money.

 

Time to move on to Nice Boys. Walked in at 9:45pm. I did not count the boys but I'm sure over 20. 4 customers. The boys are all jerking off, which in all honesty is not my scene. I would call the boys young, slim, and not that attractive to my eye. In my opinion definitely some underage boys, which this mama-san is infamous for. I had 45 minutes to kill. so I stayed way longer then normal. Some kid shot his load and collected small amount of money in the cup. I continued to look for a diamond in the rough but I saw nothing other the average looking Issan boys who needed a good meal, etc. Still only 4 customers at 10:15pm and I am starting to feel sorry for the boys still all jerking off, and no money to be won. Of course I know nobody will cum until there is something to be won.

 

I paid my bill and stuck 200 baht in the cup. Everyone looked at me wondering why I was putting money in the cup for when I was up and leaving. I had to explain to them that I was starting the next contest off with some money and had no interest in seeing the winner.

 

Will not revisit this bar!!!!!

 

Walked back to Funny Boys via Walking Street. Walking Street is very crowded, so there are people in Pattaya, just not in the Gay go go bars.

 

I had a reservation at Funny Boys with a kid recently out of the Army. I had seen him 6 weeks ago and wanted to reconnect. He was waiting for me at the appointed time and we headed back to my room. He has a really good body and just one nice tattoo on his chest. I was still not feeling very horny and was afraid that maybe I would end the night the way the afternoon went. Told the kid my fears and he must have taken that as a personal challenge. He could be called a professional at his job. It took a little time but he continued to push various buttons until the engine started. The difference between a boy who knows what he is doing and one who is just waiting for you to take the lead and finish.

 

Wonderful ending to a so-so day.

 

Not likely to post much more unless I find something different or newsworthy. I have been to all the Bars I would ever go to and although I may revisit some, no reason to bore you with the details.

 

My overall comments would be I am glad I don't own a gay GoGo Bar in Pattaya. I can't imagine how they can be making money.

 

Beer bars are doing good business and I bet GayRomeo is doing well. It may be high season somewhere but not in Gay Pattaya.

[Gaybutton]

Not likely to post much more unless I find something different or newsworthy. I have been to all the Bars I would ever go to and although I may revisit some, no reason to bore you with the details.

Please don't stop. Your reports, especially with all the details, are the greatest trip reports I've ever read. They certainly are not boring in any way. Quite the opposite. It's almost like being there with you and the information you are providing is very helpful and I'm certain many people are benefiting from it, including some bar owners who I know damned well are reading this thread. The fact that this thread has been read over 300 times already ought to tell you that people are very interested in your reports.

 

You just can't stop now. If you do, it would be like reading a book that you can't put down, and finding that half the chapters are missing.

 

To me, your reports have created the best thread I've seen on this, or any other board, in a very long time. I, for one, can't wait until your next chapter of "The Adventures of Firecat69."

[Guest fountainhall]

The fact that this thread has been read over 300 times already ought to tell you that people are very interested in your reports.

I second that! Great reports and very, very useful for my next trip to Pattaya next month. Many thanks firecat69.

[Guest]

Yes, please keep up the reports.

 

They are a good read & tend to show good judgement too.

[firecat69]

OK well it turns out this day was pretty interesting, so I will continue.

 

Had talked to a boy from Gayromeo last night and told him to come 9am this morning. He said to call him at 8am to wake him up. I tried 4 times and no answer . No big deal I needed the rest. But at 11 I was feeling a little restless so I called a boy from Happy Boys and Gayromeo. He was at my front door in 20 minutes. I think he needed the money.. He was very good as usual and after it was time for lunch

 

Since I am staying next to Central Plaza, I headed over there. A lot of restaurants but mostly Asian or Pizza and I didn' t feel like either of those. I went against my normal feelings and went To Sizzler because they have a good salad bar at least. Now I really went against my normal feelings and ordered Baby Back Ribs. Well they were damn good,at at least as good as New Orleans in BoysTown and the Great American Rib Co. This was an indication of things to come.

 

Came back and took a nap , figuring to leave for the Bars around 8pm. Then I got an SMS from a Gayromeo boy who worked in a hair salon. I wasn't sure whether he would be too Fem for me but couldn't resist the chance to meet him. He arrived around 6pm and we sat on the couch and talked for about 30 minutes. Then he said he would like to take a shower. By the way there has never even been a hint of money except that he had been a BarBoy for 6 months when he first came to Pattaya. He has been working in the Hair Salon for 3 years. He came out of the shower and things proceeded in what I thought was a normal fashion. We were getting near the Main event and I was talking a little dirty to him. All of a sudden he jumped up and said I can't do this and went in the shower and then got dressed. He muttered something about not being treated like a Bar Boy and he was gone. Amazing.

 

Oh well it was fun as far as it went and of course at no cost so how upset could I be.

 

Time to head to Sunee Plaza. Beer Bars were all busy. I had a couple of drinks and then headed to Krazy Dragon where the owner was having a Birthday Party. I walked in and sat down and within 3 minutes a boy I let sit with me the night before was at my side. Then one of the mamasans came over and so I bought them both a drink and kept one in each arm and sat back to some relaxing strokes all around, If you can't have a good time in Krazy Dragon most nights, there is something wrong with you. There were about 20 boys and 25 customers. Boy that first came over was making it very clear he wanted to leave with me and of course I was saying, we'll see. I really was not thinking about it. Then he stuck his tongue in my ear which got my attention. He was cute enough but a strange haircut with the design shaved out of his hair. Not the boy I would usually take. Went against my normal tastes again and told him lets go.

 

Sometimes you just luck out. After showers he started making out with me like I was a movie star. He is the best kisser I have ever had in Thailand and maybe the best period. I love kissing so after about 30 minutes this kid was already a 10 if he did nothing else.

 

But he did . His blowjob was almost as good as his kissing and the rest you can guess. Would a rating of 12 be to high. He has been in the shower while I was trying to get this written. He is the first boy this trip who I wanted to wake up with. Not all is perfect because his English is limited but who gives a Fuck (lol)

 

Sorry but someone is waiting for me and this day has ended at least for you guys.

[firecat69]

The moral for my day yesterday is : Go outside the box once in awhile. Choose a restaurant you might not usually chose and take a boy who normally does not appeal to you.

 

The rewards can be just fantastic!!!!