stupid stuff to ponder

[Guest zzrichard]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear

your computer's history if you die.

 

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

realize you're wrong.

 

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

younger.

 

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

 

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the

person died.

 

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

 

10. Bad decisions make good stories. Horrible decisions make even better

ones!

 

11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me

if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did

not make any changes to.

 

12. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this --

ever.

 

13. I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn

it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to

voice mail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run

away?

 

14. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not

seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

 

15. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to

answer when they call.

 

16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

 

 

 

 

[kokopelli]

 

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear

your computer's history if you die.

 

I actually had to do this. I enjoyed every minute/hours of it.

 

 

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the

person died.

 

The New York Times does list the cause of death (very scary to read for people in my age group) but no cause listed for people over 90 yo who are considered to have died a natural death.