TotallyOz Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 NO. NO. I didn't say FUCK Gaybutton. I said MUCK. From GayTingTong: (OOGLEMAN - GAYBUTTON - A CUTE THAI & 3 buckets of foul nasty gunk! Buckets will be auctioned to highest bidder-proceeds to the charity fund . Winners get to gunk their favourite (or otherwise) moderators and the Cute Thai guy! !! You just KNOW you want to!! (Pre party bids accepted!)) Ting &Tongs Annual Forum Party ! 12th October 2009 - From 8pm till LATE! http://www.gaytingto....php?f=2&t=5199 Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 NO. NO. I didn't say FUCK Gaybutton. I said MUCK. Surely you can't possibly think anyone would ever want to 'muck' poor, misunderstood, kindly, ol' me . . . Quote
PattayaMale Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Instead of Muck, could we bid on water boarding?? Sorry GB, just a thought Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Instead of Muck, could we bid on water boarding?? Oh, I'm sure many will come up with all kinds of tortures for me. Did you happen to see any episodes of "Surviving History" on the History Channel? This is a whole series in which a group called 'The Scare Factory' is actually reconstructing and testing out medieval torture devices, ranging from The Rack to The Iron Maiden. Somehow, I can't help the feeling that there may be some users out there who would love for me to be the one subjected to the tests . . . Quote
Bob Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Oh, I'm sure many will come up with all kinds of tortures for me. A weekend with granny, bossy, and the L & L twins? Hey, it could be worse - you could be required to teach English grammar and spelling to a few select posters. Quote
KhorTose Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Hey, it could be worse - you could be required to teach English grammar and spelling to a few select posters. Now this would truly be a life sentence, that would satisfy the strongest proponent of capital punishment. Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 I am bidding for gaybutton lol if i'm getting gunked i may as well enjoy myself! 600 baht for gaybutton's bucket! Thanks for posting that here gaythailand and thanks for both your and gaybutton's generous support. Of course all members here are welcome to have a beer with us and watch us get humiliated . Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 thank you! 1000 baht bid to gunk gaybutton ( person wishes to remain anonymous for now) There is plenty of time to beat that ! Quote
PattayaMale Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 thank you! 1000 baht bid to gunk gaybutton ( person wishes to remain anonymous for now) There is pleanty of time to beat that ! After Gaybutton is gunnked, can we bid to wash him to get the gunk off? I won't bid to do it but happy to donate to see it....well maybe not. But I will bid to wash off the cute Thai boy!! Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 Latest bids! 600 Baht to gunk Oogleman from Asiaholic! 1100 Baht to gunk Gaybutton from Richard! I might pay to gunk myself lol - cant let GB beat me! Quote
Gaybutton Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 After Gaybutton is gunnked, can we bid to wash him to get the gunk off? Who says I'm going to wash it off . . . ? Quote
Guest thaiworthy Posted September 5, 2009 Posted September 5, 2009 10,000 baht to watch dapitt gunk tdperhs. Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Latest bids! 600 Baht to gunk Oogleman from Asiaholic! 1200 Baht to gunk Gaybutton from anonymous pattaya resident! Quote
Guest Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 1200 Baht to gunk Gaybutton from anonymous pattaya resident! LOL Anonymous Pattaya Resident? Damm, GB, do you feel you have a target on your back? I know Smiles doesn't play these silly games so I have ruled him out. Hedda would not show her face in public so that is out. Oogleman and myself are not shy and don't ask for anonymity. Do you think one of your ex's has come back to aim for ya? Quote
Gaybutton Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Do you think one of your ex's has come back to aim for ya? Unless he gets outbid or gunks me by proxy, I think his anonymity will go bye-bye when he comes to give me the ol' gunkeroo. You don't really need me to tell you there are plenty of people on these boards who not only would love to gunk me, but would also love to add the tar and feathers, along with the rack, the Iron Maiden, and burning at the stake . . . slowly. I wonder how many other people, ever in history, found themselves "hated for charity." Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I very much doubt haters will be even bidding in this. People just want to be the one to claim "they did it" lol (and of course have the pics to prove it hehe) One good thing about the gunking.......they wont be able to recognise us from the photos when it appears in pgreport etc lol Quote
Gaybutton Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 I very much doubt haters will be even bidding in this. "You're eyes are full of hate, 41. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength. Now listen to me, all of you. You are all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well and live." - Quintus Arrius, 'Ben Hur' Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 Just a final reminder before i fly off this afternoon to Pattaya to invite you all to have a beer on us and watch Gaybutton and Myself get gunked in aid of charity at Memories Music bar on 12th October! Latest bids: gaybutton - 1200 baht oogleman - 1000 baht Hope to meet some of you there! Quote
Bob Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 I wonder how many other people, ever in history, found themselves "hated for charity." Well, not to many (have to grant you that); on the other hand, I'm fairly familiar with your detractors on one board we know and I'd actually be rather upset if I thought those juvenile idiots actually liked me. Sometimes, you know, you can measure a man by the quality (or lack thereof) of his enemies. Too bad I don't show up to LOS until the 14th as I'd have like to have a crack at both you and Oogie. Out of charity, of course...hehe. Quote
Guest tdperhs Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 GB, You know I consider you my most valued friend in Thailand (Clearly I need to get out more). So many times and in so many ways I have demonstrated my appreciation for the invaluable help you have rendered me in getting through the bureaucratic mazes that hamper any attempts to enjoy a full life here, not to mention - please not to mention - the oft proffered advice on how to deal with my personal life. Let me add again to that appreciation by asking, "WHERE DO I GET A MUCKING TICKET?" Oh, it's for charity? Even better! Quote
Guest Astrrro Posted October 7, 2009 Posted October 7, 2009 I'm unclear as to the composition of the muck. I assume it is not feces, right? Quote
Gaybutton Posted October 8, 2009 Posted October 8, 2009 I'm fairly familiar with your detractors on one board One board?!?!? Is that all? Hell, I'm hated enough by some right here on this board! Well, somebody may get his revenge on the 12th . . . if I show up. Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 One board?!?!? Is that all? Hell, I'm hated enough by some right here on this board! Well, somebody may get his revenge on the 12th . . . if I show up. It's quite the buzz in the area. We are all ready and waiting. Even the cute Thai. We have some fabulous lucky draw prizes to be won thanks to a lot of generous local and other businesses. We might even have more prizes than people if this generosity carries on! GB you can't escape now. Your fan club awaits! Quote
Gaybutton Posted October 9, 2009 Posted October 9, 2009 GB you can't escape now. Your fan club awaits! I certainly wouldn't want to disappoint the two of them. Quote
Guest lvdkeyes Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 I am sorry, but somewhere I missed where this is going to take place. Quote
