TotallyOz Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 What are some of the things you hate when you are having sex with a guy from LOS? My favorite thing is that they all seem to be very clean. Perhaps more than any other country I visit. I have only had a couple of dirty asses in all the asses I have examined. The BF and I took one ladyboy home one night and she was not clean and the smell reeked havoc on my room. The sheets were also dirty and I threw them out. Every time I see her she wants to go with the BF again and both of us say we cannot. I don't think she remembers that she shit on my bed. I can almost smell it as I write this. My one pet peeve is when a guy gives head and afterward goes to the bathroom to shower and gags and spits. It may just be me. I would certainly gag if I had sex with myself. When this happens, I always follow him afterward to the shower and do the same thing but about 10 times as loud. The BF gets a kick out of this as he has seen me do this many times with other guys. Quote
Guest Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Cleanliness is definitely one of the many good points about Thai moneyboys. The worst point is they live over 5000 miles away. That's very inconsiderate. They could at least come over here to the UK. Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 The worst point is they live over 5000 miles away. That's very inconsiderate. They could at least come over here to the UK. A very good point indeed. Here are some of my peeves, when they occur. Fortunately, most of these don't happen very often, but I'll bet many of you can relate to at least two or three of these: 1. When in the bar they're all over you, but in the sack they're duds. 2. When the very instant you ejaculate, they run to the shower. 3. When they tell you "I can do everything," but once you have them in private they do nothing and/or when you've requested something 'special,' they've agreed to it, and then won't do whatever it was you wanted. 4. When you get them to your room and they start giving you a price list for what they'll do. 5. When you get them to your room and they immediately turn on the TV and pay a hell of a lot more attention to that than they do to you. (pull out the plug just enough so that the TV won't come on, but it still looks plugged in. Then you can tell them the TV is broken) 6. When in the height of passion, their phone rings and they answer it, and even go into a lengthy conversation. Sometimes that happens repeatedly. 7. When it's perfectly obvious that all they want to do is get it over with, get their money, and get going. 8. When they've got to get drunk first. 9. When they cry and start telling you all about their family financial troubles and/or their former farang boyfriend who dumped them. 10. When they've injected their penises with some sort of concoction to enlarge them, and ended up instead with something grossly deformed. Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 silent shooters no warning shooters Quote
Guest Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 The worst point is they live over 5000 miles away. That's very inconsiderate. They could at least come over here to the UK. That is a very rude of them. 2. When the very instant you ejaculate, they run to the shower. Understandable for some. For me, as soon as I ejaculate, I run to the shower and hope they follow. 4. When you get them to your room and they start giving you a price list for what they'll do. Understandable. I am usually quite upfront on what I will pay and will not. I am very generous but expect good service. When I hire online or someone other than a gogo bar, I will talk about money before I take them. Hiring moneyboys for many years, I much prefer I start the conversation about money and let them know what I pay. This relieves any misunderstanding. I have a 3 tier system. I pay one price for massage and JO. Another for oral. And, the 3rd for full-blown everything. I tell them I do not care which of the 3 they want to do as I pay accordingly and for me, it really does not matter. 7. When it's perfectly obvious that all they want to do is get it over with, get their money, and get going. Since this is normally what I want, it does not bother me at all. I like to have sex and then send them on their way. I don't want to cuddle afterward and chit chat. As soon as I shower, I pay them and let them leave. I had a boy from X Boys in Bangkok several times last week when the BF was away. He would always ask to stay all night after I paid and I told him no thanks that I sleep better alone. Having run an escort business in the past, I find it better for the guys to let them out and perhaps get another call and make more money. For those looking for love, my reaction is not the best method. But, I am only looking to get off and not a relationship. If I was looking for love, I would be looking in the wrong place. Love is rarely found when the relationship starts with money. It can still end up a very loving relationship but it will always be based on money. I don't delude myself with this. 9. When they cry and start telling you all about their family financial troubles and/or their former farang boyfriend who dumped them. Agreed. Only the last thing you mention can make them less attractive to me. I hate to hear about all the exes and the water buffalo. Wait until at least the 3rd date. 10. When they've injected their penises with some sort of concoction to enlarge them, and ended up instead with something grossly deformed. To me, this is a game ender. I hate to see this on anyone. silent shooters I need to be told as well. I love to see the explosion and hate to miss it. Quote
Guest richsilver Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Nobody mentioned ticklish boys. Drives me crazy when I can't lick where I want. Quote
Guest Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 4. When you get them to your room and they start giving you a price list for what they'll do. In Thailand, I've always taken them home & paid whatever tip I deem appropriate afterwards. Wouldn't dream of doing that in Europe. Quote
Guest luvthai Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 My pet peeve is that you finally meet a boy that you like a lot and he just disappears for weeks or months or years before turning back up again. Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 My pet peeve is that you finally meet a boy that you like a lot and he just disappears for weeks or months or years before turning back up again. That brings to mind another one that often happens to people, in keeping with Murphy's Law. You come to Thailand for a holiday and you finally find the perfect boy of your dreams . . . and it's the last full day of your holiday. vinapu 1 Quote
Guest BobbO Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 That brings to mind another one that often happens to people, in keeping with Murphy's Law. You come to Thailand for a holiday and you finally find the perfect boy of your dreams . . . and it's the last full day of your holiday. Exactly what happened to me! When you only get there once every 3 or 4 years, that's a heartbreaker. Quote
Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 If only coming here as a tourist with no intentions of living here what is the point of finding the "perfect boy"? Unless you are looking for heartbreak in the end! Quote
Guest buckeroo2 Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 If only coming here as a tourist with no intentions of living here what is the point of finding the "perfect boy"? Unless you are looking for heartbreak in the end! Even if it is your last day of holiday - if you had a choice - imperfect boy or perfect boy on that last day - I know which one I would choose - heartbreak or not. Quote
Guest Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 If only coming here as a tourist with no intentions of living here what is the point of finding the "perfect boy"? Unless you are looking for heartbreak in the end! Should I settle for rough looking ones who are duds in bed? No!!! Quote
Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 I must have misunderstood what was meant by the "perfect boy"> Quote
Guest taylorsquare Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Should I settle for rough looking ones who are duds in bed? Funny you should say that. Because i got so sick of offing/barfining the goodlooking ones who were duds ,i decided on taking a guy in his 30s who was straight and new apparently and it would of been one of my best experiences. Im not really into those boys who think they are supersexy and dye their hair blonde. Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 I'm not really into those boys who think they are supersexy and dye their hair blonde. Why didn't you say so? Ok, ok. I'll stop dying my hair blonde . . . Quote
Guest taylorsquare Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Just a matter of interest, don't you ask the sex worker to have a shower before starting? Quote
Guest luvthai Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 A shower is a MUST before sex not only for the boy but for myself as well. I try my best to be as clean as I can for the boys. It may mean I shower 2 or 3 times a day but I do. Quote
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Funny you should say that. Because i got so sick of offing/barfining the goodlooking ones who were duds ,i decided on taking a guy in his 30s who was straight and new apparently and it would of been one of my best experiences. Im not really into those boys who think they are supersexy and dye their hair blonde. I cannot tell if a guy is good in bed by looking at him. So all I can really do is weed out the rough looking ones & those that cannot even bear to look at me. Or is there some other trick I am missing? Quote
MrBill Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 For me, guys who smell like they just finished smoking an entire pack of cigarettes. I'm a former smoker, but snuggling up to a boy's mouth and having it smell like the smoke stack of an incinerator, just blows the hell out of my mood. Quote
Guest frodo Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I would love to hear what the Thai guys have to say about their customers. Quote
Guest fountainhall Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I would love to hear what the Thai guys have to say about their customers Age differences aside, I suspect that one of their peeves might be about westerners body odour. Almost all Chinese guys have a lovely sweetish smell due to their heavily rice-based diet. When they meet westerners, who generally consume considerable quantitites of meats, in their view they notice a much less pleasant smell. Strangely, no Thai has mentioned this to me. Neither have I noticed any distinctly Thai body 'smell', perhaps because their diet is so varied and any aroma from the rice is dulled by the spices and herbs. Or is that simply because my sense of smell has been so dulled by 30 years of living in Asia? Quote
Guest RichLB Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I have found it useful to not ask the guy what he does when with a farang, but what is it he LIKES to do. I push it after the first answer and insist he tells me what he actually likes and not what he's willing to do. I am yet to be disappointed using that method. Quote
Bob Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I have found it useful to not ask the guy what he does when with a farang, but what is it he LIKES to do. I push it after the first answer and insist he tells me what he actually likes and not what he's willing to do. My guess he'd want to go shopping! hehe Quote
Gaybutton Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Here's a question for y'all: Why is it in the gay bars you 'off' a boy, but in lady-boy bars you 'bar fine' a lady-boy? Quote
