Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 WHO IS JACK SCHITT ? The family tree of Jack Schitt is finally revealed. Most people don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fountainhall Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaybutton Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 "People say I'm gross, blue, and a dirty old man. I'm here to tell you that's a lot of shit! I say shit and I say fuck only for one reason . . . people do. If you ain't never fucked, shiiiit. And if you ain't never shit, fuck!" - Redd Foxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 "I met this hooker in a bar. We went to my hotel room and she said "Fuck me, hurt me." So I fucked her and punched her in the face." Redd Foxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaybutton Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 More Redd Foxx: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 An airplane was in distress and going down for the count. A lady passenger started screaming: "I need to feel like a complete woman at least once in my life! Which man on this flight will help me?" A buff dude across the aisle yells: "I sure as hell will!" He stands up and, as he walks over to the woman, he rips off his shirt and starts flexing his biceps. He then tosses her the shirt and says: "Now, wash this shirt and get me a beer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 A teen-aged girl was invited to her bf's home for dinner to meet his parents. At dinner the boy's mother served broccoli. The girl thought, "OMG, broccoli make me gassy." Not wanted to be impolite she ate the broccoli anyway. During dessert she felt gas building up. She didn't know what to do, but she took a chance on letting out a small fart. Luckily it was a quiet one, but it smelled bad. The boy's father said, "Skippy!" The girl looked down and the family dog was under her chair. She was relieved to know they thought the dog was responsible. A bit later she felt another fart coming. She let it out, but this time it made a little noise and smelled as bad as the first one. The father said, "Damn it, Skippy." Once again the girl was relieved. Finally, she let out a loud ass ripping fart. The boy's father said, "Damn it, Skippy, get out of there before she shits all over you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
