Gaybutton Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 I agree with lvdkeyes. What he says makes a lot of sense to me. If your problem is anything like mine, I always think of what I should have said or done (or should not have said and should not have done) after it is already too late. Quote
Guest Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 OK. Guys, I get it. Up front honesty. How is this for the next guy I meet? Hi. You are a hottie. I like you and want sex with you and wanted it the moment I looked into your eyes. I think I should tell you in advance that I have a boyfriend in Thailand that would take 10 water buffaloes to get him apart from me. I also have a Brazilian boyfriend who I feel as passionate about. I love to sleep around and be a butterfly while at the same time having long-term relationships. I love porn. I like bukkake. I need a guy that spurts lots of cum and has a big dick. If you are small in size, just show me up front so we can part ways. My eyes wander and if someone hotter than you passes by, I’ll look but I don’t touch (at least while you are around). I love the wearing leather. I also like to dress as a woman from time to time. Hell, I’ll dress as anyone for the right party. Many people tell me I have Dame Edna Eyes. I wake up at 5AM every day and go to bed by midnight so I expect you to be up and ready to go by them as well. My farts don’t stink unless I’ve had asparagus. I do have a bowel movement every day and if I don’t, I get pretty cranky. My friends think I am going through menopause. I prefer to think of it as a mid-life crisis that started early. I am not rich but not poor either. I think like a Thai and live only for today and hope tomorrow will take care of itself. I love to take care of a boy but if I do your laundry, I have never perfected the colors and whites thing and most items I wash turn pink after a week or two so if pink is a color you despise, don’t go with me tonight as we’ll be in for long arguments. If you don’t like the movie Steel Magnolias, you probably won’t like most of the movies I like and we’ll need separate movie nights. I am a romantic at heart but lazy in nature so you need to be sure to think daily that the flowers I brought home are for you and not because I am a queen and just love them myself. I hate talking on the phone with my family so when you put yours on the line with me I’ll pretend to seem interested but if you look at the look on my face; you’ll know I actually despise each moment. Sex with you once or twice a week will be good for me. More than that, I much prefer you invite your sexy friends over for me. Don’t get offended if I flirt with your friends. I love flirting and it is not intentional, just part of my nature. You won’t hear the words love or devotion from me unless we are in the middle of sex and you expect me to say it in order to finish what we started and then I’ll pretty much say anything you want. Just remember when I hit the shower, that means that all the words said in bed were just bed play and not really meant to be taken literally. Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 OK. Guys, I get it. Up front honesty. How is this for the next guy I meet? How could any guy resist you after hearing that? Imagine what he will then tell you about himself . . . if he's still talking to you. Quote
Guest Oogleman Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 he is undoubtedly broken hearted and needs a counsellor and shoulder to cry on. please PM me his phone number.... failing that.........PARAGON PERFECT if you are reading this - my address is (deleted by nasty gaybutton) and my 24 hour open cell number is (deleted by lucky gaythailand) JOKE!!! GB would give me his number im sure! Quote
Guest fountainhall Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 How is this for the next guy I meet? You forgot to add the most important part - "I'm a perfectly adorable gay guy and you'll have a whale of a time. Fasten your seat belt and cum along for the ride, honey!" If you don Quote
Guest rainwalker Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 Gay Thailand said "Hi. You are a hottie. I like you and want sex with you and wanted it the moment I looked into your eyes. I think I should tell you in advance that I have a boyfriend in Thailand that would take 10 water buffaloes to get him apart from me. I also have a Brazilian boyfriend who I feel as passionate about. I love to sleep around and be a butterfly while at the same time having long-term relationships. I love porn. I like bukkake. I need a guy that spurts lots of cum and has a big dick. If you are small in size, just show me up front so we can part ways. My eyes wander and if someone hotter than you passes by, I Quote
Guest HeyGay Posted August 2, 2009 Posted August 2, 2009 LISTEN TO DADDY, Never let the right Hand know, what the left hand is doing? As from your own admition your boy friend is only that, "a Boy who is now a friend" not a boy your having a steamy Sex life with. If he can go with women or lady boys, I cant see whats the problem in you finding the most Perfect genuine love for once in your life. Sorry to be so blunt. but I feel strongly about such things, no one is fooling any one here. Quote
Bob Posted August 2, 2009 Posted August 2, 2009 If he can go with women or lady boys, I cant see whats the problem in you finding the most Perfect genuine love for once in your life. Sorry to be so blunt. but I feel strongly about such things, no one is fooling any one here. Why only one? How limiting. Given how the real world rarely seems to be able to stay married to one person, I see no reason to tell anyone else how they should handle their personal relationships. To each his own. Quote
Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 How could any guy resist you after hearing that? Imagine what he will then tell you about himself . . . if he's still talking to you. Thanks. I hope he is as honest as me. he is undoubtedly broken hearted and needs a counsellor and shoulder to cry on. please PM me his phone number.... You are such a gentleman. Thank you so much for your offer of kindness. "My farts don Quote
Guest lvdkeyes Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Asparagus affects the odor of urine, it makes it very foul smelling. Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 GT, I'm curious as to whether there is a "rest of the story." Did you ever try to make contact with him again? Quote
Guest Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 GT, I'm curious as to whether there is a "rest of the story." Did you ever try to make contact with him again? The rest of the story has a sad ending. He will not speak to me. And, I really tried. ;( Quote
Gaybutton Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 He will not speak to me. I'm very sorry it worked out that way. I was truly hoping you would prevail. Quote
