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One of life's little embarrassing moments. For some strange reason, I don't think this guy is a member of MENSA. Maybe he knew about the 4th of July holiday for Americans and first, a little early, celebrated the fourth with a fifth . . .

 

The following appears in the PATTAYA DAILY NEWS:

 

for photos, see: http://www.pattayadailynews.com/shownews.p...NEWS=0000009641

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Thief Falls Asleep on the Job in Pattaya

 

A thief broke into the house of a prosecuting attorney in the evening of 2nd July 2009, but instead of getting away with a lucrative haul of money and valuables, the sleepy thief dozed off. As he woke up he was discovered by the house maid and is now in police custody.

 

Police Lieutenant Colonel Sutham Chaosritong was notified at 8:30 pm and dispatched a police team to the house at 159 / 115, Moo. 5 Naklua, Banglamung, next to the Lotus shopping center in North Pattaya. A very agitated housemaid, 45 year old Mrs. Sri [alias], was awaiting their arrival. She explained that she went out to do some shopping that evening and on her return at 8.30pm, she found a man in a sleepy state standing behind the door of the second bedroom on the second floor which was normally empty and used as a store room.

 

She was shocked by the sight of the intruder and screamed for help from the neighbours. The man then shut the door and locked himself inside. She immediately called the police.

 

After failing to convince the intruder to open the door police broke into the room and arrested the man, Mr Prajuk Jark Ngoo-Leum, [20]. He told police that he had climbed into the house and got into the room at around 6.00 pm, intending to take some valuables, but instead fell asleep.

 

When he woke up and walked to the door to continue his search for items to steal, the maid opened the door and saw him. He shut the door immediately and tried to find a way out but the police arrived before he could manage to escape.

 

Mr Prajuk confessed to the attempted burglary and is being held at the Pattaya police station, under investigation for trespassing.

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I love it. Not only does this genius break into a house and then decide to take a little snooze, but he breaks into a prosecuting attorney's house. Way to go!

Guest lvdkeyes
Posted

I know you lie awake nights dreaming these things up. LOL No one has that good of an imagination.

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