Pray to God

[KhorTose]

As to the Dom Deluise and Ethel Merman comparison, I can see the Dom Deluise humor component but I didn't know GB sang that loud...

 

What you never heard GB sing as Count Almaviva in Rossini's "The Barber of Seville"? It is a life changing experience and I would recommend that you talk him into performing it for you on your next trip to Pattaya.

 

I never had the pleasure of meeting John Wayne, but his thick skinned, super macho movie personality is not what I call manly----quite the opposite. If you hurt my feelings I am going to politely tell you that. Keep it up and then I will try the John Wayne approach. However, that will always be my fall back position, not my first approach. I see nothing unmanly about expressing my true feeling to another, until they prove themselves incapable of feeling or understandeing the pain they may have caused. I don't know why, but I always believed that everybody tries their best, we all say things that are stupid, and none of us delibertly tries to hurt another we are engaging in a conversation. I have found few exceptions to the above, but I may have been lucky. What is your experience?

[Gaybutton]

What you never heard GB sing as Count Almaviva in Rossini's "The Barber of Seville"?

Personally, I prefer my performance as Leporello in Don Giovanni, but maybe I'll do Count Almaviva next time Pattaya Players recruits me for the role.

 

There was a scene in "War Wagon" in which Kirk Douglas and John Wayne are ambushed by two gunslingers as they exit a bar. Of course, they both draw and shoot down the gunslingers simultaneously:

 

Kirk Douglas, proudly: "Mine hit the ground first."

 

John Wayne, thinks for a moment: "Mine was taller."

[Guest ButterballBruce]

As to the Dom Deluise and Ethel Merman comparison, I can see the Dom Deluise humor component but I didn't know GB sang that loud...

 

Sorry. I meant to say that Gaybutton is like a cross between Dom DeLuise and Shelley Winters.

[Gaybutton]

Sorry. I meant to say that Gaybutton is like a cross between Dom DeLuise and Shelley Winters.

I guess that works. By the way, do you realize that if Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote?

 

If Zero Mostel and Robert De Niro were gay and married each other, we would probably have had Zero De Niro.

[Guest lvdkeyes]

Totie Fields said when she got married she told her husband "I can be good in only one room in the house, take your pick.", so they hired a cook and a maid.

[Bob]

and Shelley Winters.

 

In that case, I nominated GB to act in the next Poseidan Adventure movie (which, GB, will involve holding your breath for a long time and/or possibly owning an interest in a hotel in the Jomtien complex).

[Gaybutton]

In that case, I nominated GB to act in the next Poseidan Adventure movie

Just for that, if Suzanne Somers married Shelley Winters, she'd be Suzanne Somers Winters.

[Bob]

Lol....if they got married, wouldn't that make them Lebanese?

 

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-Groucho Marx

[Guest lvdkeyes]

If Jennifer Garner married James Garner then divorced and married John Warner then divorced and married Jack Warner she would be Jennifer Garner Garner Warner Warner.